Juan Mata

[Spike 12,049]

Apparently Pep wants him at bayern next season.

I want you to tell Pep that Spike said "Fuck off Pep, you twat, he is ours!".

I was mesmerised by Mata after his first appearance for the club. I was not expecting him to be that brilliant. So I splurged on a long sleeved Mata 10 shirt...

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Oh Pep, you actually think we'd sell him to you? That he would even want to leave? Imbecile.

[Rmpr 8,977]

MATA IS NOT FOR SALE. FUCK OFF!

[Jase 43,479]

Mata has scored 3 goals in his last 4 games against Arsenal.

[Spike 12,049]

Mata has scored 3 goals in his last 4 games against Arsenal.

Hopefully it will be 6 in 5 in the next time around.

Dreamers keep dreaming.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Mata has scored 3 goals in his last 4 games against Arsenal.

The new Terminator of Arsenal scum, picking up where Drogba left off.

[bitee 12]

he's the weakest defensively

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

he's the weakest defensively

You're the weakest mentally.

[kellzfresh 7,229]

he's the weakest defensively

And here comes "mr negative".

Mata has contributed directly to 16goals in the league where he either scored or assisted. Only vanpersie(22) and suarez(19) have more. Nice work juan

[bitee 12]

You're the weakest mentally.

he's always in attack. he needs to defend a lot more

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

he's always in attack. he needs to defend a lot more

You need to shut up a lot more.

[bitee 12]

And here comes "mr negative".

Mata has contributed directly to 16goals in the league where he either scored or assisted. Only vanpersie(22) and suarez(19) have more.

it's easy to score when you never defend

[Spike 12,049]

You need to shut up a lot more.

You'll be banned/warned/suspended if you continue attacking users.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

You'll be banned/warned/suspended if you continue attacking users.

Can he really be considered a User? When all he does is troll...

[Spike 12,049]

Can he really be considered a User? When all he does is troll...

Well if he is indeed trolling you're making him succeed at it.

Do you not know what to do with the trolls?

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Well if he is indeed trolling you're making him succeed at it.

Do you not know what to do with the trolls?

There wouldn't be a need to ignore him if he was banned in the first place.

[Dion 2,476]

it's easy to score when you never defend

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YEAH, RIGHT!

I mean, why haven't anyone thought about that yet? All you gotta do is never defend and you'll be the next Messi. We've gotta find Torres' number asap, finally we've found the solution.

[kellzfresh 7,229]

it's easy to score when you never defend

It's easy to troll when you never talk sense