OneMoSalah

No singing!

Top gun pfft, sit down..... Anyway I must get out of bed, fucking after 4 o'clock, see what you guys and your pot talk has done to me, absolutely ruined me (not really, just couldn't be arsed getting up because I had football last night and have a slightly sore leg after a robust tackle I made, even Roy Keane would be proud because hes a hardy bastard) Top Gun?

why the fuck cant i use memes....... edit: ok i can now... anyway in response to you using swag, wow... just wow Jake.....

Lmfao. Poor spike #cutforspike

no thanks, I refuse to listen to Justin Beiber because 1) hes a dickhead and 2) manpe or Naked Mole Rat tried to sing baby and nearly killed me........ so never mind sing it... I would rather eat my foot.

I don't know. Fuck my life.

Scottish people usually eat the bong. Fuck smoking that shit, just eat the shit. Or the retarded ones do. Na in Scotland I think there's more chance you'll catch someone on heroin than pot...... mostly the fat ones in nightclubs.

Mad potheads.

Never mind 12 more he'll be lucky if he gets another 5. Hes wasted his career by wanting to go to that world cup. Absolutely fucked his legs. Hes scored 7 goals in the PL, which is horrendous, Jan Vertoghen is a center back and has scored like 5. Hes scored 11 goals in the FA cup, Champions League, Europa League and Carling Cup which again is still terrible. Its not as if hes scored 18 PL goals. If he scores 30 goals by the end of the season (which he wont) I'll eat my foot

Pre order the home kit without seeing it and get it on the 15th of May. No way, fuck no. If its anything as ugly as whats been posted on here I will not be getting it. Simple as that.

If its a season loan for KDB plus 12 million then ok decent deal. Still De Bruyne is better than Schurrle so Leverkusen are ripping us off by wanting him on loan or permanently and 12-15m but hey our board are idiots.

Meh still shit.

Na Zanetti just edges Paulo for me tbh. Hes been Inter's Mr Reliable for about 100 years.

No away goal please

Going to be honest. There is a major difference in reserve and Championship football compared to PL and Champions League football, so no hes not ready just based on that.

Did your country produce the beast that is Charlie Adam? No. Did you guys produce Irn Bru? No. Do you guys have Frankie Boyle? No. Your jealous mate. As the rest of the world are. Anyway my nights these days are excellent, I sit up watching monk into early hours of the morning.

Fuck why oh why oh why Chelsea board, just why..... give the lads a rest

Like what?

James Rodriguez and Jackson Martinez, Colombian connection!

Scotland is still superior to Australia. And New Zealand.

Yeah I know, they are disgusting people but still they rant on about this interview he said in 2005 rather than will he keep them up or not. The media are also buying into it too. He should be taking about football, not having to try and defend himself for something outside of football.

This Di Canio bullshit on the news is ridiculous. Fuck me man. As bad as fascism is, I don't give a fuck about Di Canio's political views. I will judge him as a football manager not a politician.

Article floating about twitter and Facebook that Thibaut 'is slightly unhappy' at the uncertainty around his future and we have apparently asked for more time to get back to him . Fuck sake if you cunts (the board) fuck this guy up and he wants to leave I will go ape shit........ if we lose him to ANYONE, not just Barca or Madrid ANYONE then we are fucking stupid.

Has been compared to Rio Ferdinand........ avoid..............

That is a marvelous goal, nearly Bergkamp-esque! Fischer has got great technical ability. He made that look so easy..