OneMoSalah

Fuck we sell dodgy pies... there are bigger problems right now... like that dodgy Spanish bloke (or women? still can't decide)... get an out of date sticke stuck on him and get rid already Pies... quite hungry now...

Still an overrated, arrogant cunt. Can't wait to see him never play CL football for the next 10 years where as Oscar, Hazard, Mata etc all play it for years to come He scored a tap in, missed a massive sitter and hit the side netting when he probably should have looked to cross it, so what? How is that 'amazing' as some of yous make out.

He was apparently excellent tonight vs Porto.

He scored a tap in, so what

Na hes probably worse than Hilario.... get Fraser Forster from Celtic, a quality English keeper. Games against Barca he was by far the best player on the pitch from a Celtic point of view. Also was important in their SPL win last season, made some big big saves.

According to the Sun (yeah I know haha) Pep is City bound, Mancini is getting sacked for failing to get into the CL knockout stages. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4740888/Pep-Guardiola-snubs-Man-Utd-Chelsea-AC-and-Bayern-for-City.html

Seen this on twitter, unsure how reliable this rumor is. Probably not very.

Thats an incredible number of good players. They say Real barely produce/give a chance to talented youngsters but imagine if they had and won with those players years ago..

I have to be honest, this is getting pathetic. Its obvious Lampards going, deal with it. Roman is a smart guy, hes always done whats best fo Chelsea so I am 100% behind him for this. Sure hes done a lot for the club but didn't AVB not try and reduce him to a squad player last season and he started throwing the toys out of the pram? Its only right that someone younger like Oscar or Kevin get the amount of playing time Lamps gets right now next season. Hes still useful but so are players like Luka Modric, Joao Moutinho, Fernandinho, etc who actually all suit our system too.....

You mean Kalou's goal... he clearly shot it in from the byline with the intention of it looking like it had gone in off Riise's head.... when it didn't acutally

Didn't see it but 2 Walters o.g's means hes man of the match in my eyes hahaha

Put it this way, Demba Ba has played like 100 minutes for Chelsea and has basically equaled Torres' first year and a half with goals and made like quadruple the amount of runs hes made since joining us. Also I hope that Torres story is true tbh, I would love it if Rom went down to the training ground and told the cunt right to his face 'You're being sold because you are an utter useless fucking twat, you've been here since 2011 and have put that number 9 jersey to shame' then he sells him to Liverpool for 80 million and he scores 1 goal in 12 seasons. Its an absolute farce he has played as many minutes as he has with players like Nico, Drogba and even Sturridge at the club. Some fans have cheered him for ages, some waited and waited until he scored his first goal for the club and supported him through that 24 hour goalless streak. For all the support he has been shown, its an absolute fucking disgrace he keeps saying I wish I was back at Liverpool. To be honest I wish he was fucking back at Liverpool, little cunt he is, should litreally just release him hes fucking awful, so bad. Demba should automatically be first choice - hes hungry for goals, always on the move, always looking to score where as Torres is always looking for the ball so he can fuck everything up. Ok hes shown flashes of old form before but still, since when did 10 good games in 100 cost 50 million. Even Sheva was more a success than this ladyboy. How people also say he still needs service and passed to by Oscar/Mata/Hazard, jesus, just stop fucking watching games if thats what you think - fucking idiots.

If JT is fit he must start. Must play a more physical 11 tbh (well basically don't play Torres and maybe not Azpi at RB depending on JTs fitness) , Ivanovic at RB JT and Cahill then Cole at LB obviously. Lampard and Ramires in MF, then the 3 picks itself Hazard, Oscar, Mata and big Demba up top!

Marin might get some time against Stoke, don't know whether thats a good or bad thing tbh. Would have preffered if we'd still have Moses for these more physically types of games. Damn you Nigeria.

So whats happening with Fellaini? Just a rumor? Thank fuck tbh. Not good enough in the double pivot plus not needed in the three.

Aye Villas past it, bangs in two good goals.... aye past it............ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye....... 10 goals in 11 games hes started this season... past it for sure.......... aye....

Well I'm usually against all this Rafa out bullshit but... I'm avaliable so Rafa can suck my left nut for this one. Demands: £30,000 p/w 5 year contract 1.5 million up front so I can relocate 200,000 compensation to 'Eastend boys club' even though I'm only going to be taking them for the second time tonight. Also SeB as assistant coach, , and We Hate Scouse all to be appointed as part of my coaching team. Rihanna full time stripper 10 year contract too. Also Rmpr and manpe get them in there somewhere too, they could be part of the coaching team too.. Call me maybe Roman?

Haha well lets just say. I am putting haha everywhere to prevent my hate for that useless Spanish shemale bastard Torres coming out. Haha. Also Ivanovic, haha. HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IVANOVIC ?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!!??!??!!?? P.S. If I see anymore of these Torres isn't getting any service tweets I will round fanboys up and start shooting...........

Fucking shit. That is all I will say.

That piece of writting up there is excellent, the thing about Roman giving Chelsea 50m each year after his death for 10 years also shows his commitment to our cause, what a man, absolute legend, I mean nearly a billion pounds, the players hes helped bring to this club and the trophies is more than enough in my eyes but hes agreed to that when he isn't here... wow... fair to say that quashes any rumors that Chelsea is a toy to him. He absolutely loves this club. Hopefully one day his son can take over as it looks like he has a real passion for Chelsea too, would be nice, I'm sure Roman would also love for this to happen.

Rumors of a 22 million release clause seems like bullshit. If you bought someone for 15 million would you really allow a "22 million" release clause over say a 30-50 million release clause. Absolute bollocks. I'd rather Capoue or my granny in as a DM ahead of this guy, I mean no offence but he fouls a lot, shit passing accuracy (statisically), not creative and he moves like a train. Also lacks the positional sense that Mikel and Romeu have to play as a DM.

So reading these posts I've discovered he isn't as good as Willian.... ok... anyway why are we signing him when we have Marko Marin 'the great savour who will come on from the bench and score 403 goals' oh wait hes Marin replacement isn't he....

He scored so what? Carlton Cole scored the other week should we resign him? Noooooooooo

If Isco comes we can keep Marin as back up to Moses. You need 2 or 3 quality players for every position at a top team. United have 4 top strikers, same with City. Barca have quality everywhere as do Madrid

Agree with Spike, should promote rather than buy. Kalas should be tested after the summer in pre-season.