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Jai, what did we say about trying to be funny at 4am?

He's an attacking midfielder. He was always part of the loan report last season because it was believed that we had already signed him or at least reached an agreement for him. He's very regularly on the score sheet.

You really can't put him in the same category as Kakuta and Marin! He's been incredible unlucky with his injury and then with his loan. But his talent and potential has always showed. Even last season, before Valencia changed manager, he had a couple of MOTM performances for them. That said, I don't think his chances of making it here are high. He's just not what we're looking for in central midfield.

His English is very good. He seems very nice.

The line between awesome and scary is very thin!

Better, but still miles behind our homepage

The change of tone from the previous page to this one is hilarious!

Tell me about it. Even I felt like crying seeing him at the final whistle.

Tell me he didn't actually say that in public! EDIT: Never mind, I found it. Just....

So your hair would look better and more organized

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Yes, but what do we respond when they bring Torres us? It's called Spurs syndrome.

It matters because if he get 12m from Liverpool and he flops, we can rub it into their faces forever!

His loan there showed he's not nearly ready for a bigger step. He's still soooo raw. No one doubts his skills, but tactically and mentally he still needs A LOT of work.

Legend. RIP.

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I think Warrior are Everton fans

Liverpool's third kit:

I presume it has already been taken, but I'll check for you. EDIT: It is indeed taken as I suspected.

Well, I stand corrected. Thanks.

Hey, let's try to keep this on topic and away from bickering, please. I have to say, I agree with josh on this one: Even Kevin thinks the same:

Because we own half of him. It's right there on the previous page! EDIT: Actually it's not on the last page, but I could have sworn that I read it here somewhere. Anyway: As far as I understand, Benfica own half and us the other half.

We're getting half of it, so I'm not complaining!

You're forgetting/ignoring wages. He'd probably be on something like 6-7m a year. 17m is a HUGE financial commitment.