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Rakitic is a beast. I wouldn't mind watching him here.

Is that a good seat though? If that's an average middle of the stand seat, I'd hate to see the pricing for a top-notch seat.

Refer to my signature and 'Fav Player' for your answer! Either way Kroos offers an immense versatility for the midfield. Players of his skillset and versatility are hard to come by.

Well the 4-2-3-1 with Oscar in it may as well be a three man midfield. His work rate and positioning is extraordinary. Oscar is a unique CM/AM hybrid.

I'm no expert on Buyern Munich but don't they play an extremely aggressive pressing game?

You are the one that brought it up. I was just presenting evidence to the contrary.

This is still a bit surreal isn't it?

I don't think anyone rates Josh McEachran anymore... Besides the club's scouts and Jose seem to be fond of Shaw and if the reports are true and if they are loaning out Bertrand while attempting to sign Shaw they must see something we don't.

This is 50/50 for me. I wouldn't be surprised if he stayed or left Bayern. Maybe he is worried that Pep will force him to play in a position that he isn't comfortable with or that he will become a bench player. Who knows what goes through that shiny bald head. I don't really think pace has anything to do with his playing style. He plays around his weaknesses and uses his strengths to his advantage. Xabi Alonso and Cesc Fabregas have never been quick but that has not stopped them from being able to play a high tempo attacking game with a splash of countering. He has the passing range and vision to get around this weakness.

I'd laugh all the way to the bank if Jose signed this guy. Fuck United, fuck Bayern. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

You could also make an extensive list that compiles those that have struggled from the Eredivisie. Afonso Alves, Mateja Kezman, Ryan Babel, Marco Boogers among others.

Is that your sister @We Hate Scouse, ?

You are liable to get called a wanker or a faggot if you call a Rum and Coke a Cuba Libre here. What a poncey thing to say at a bar.

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Brace yourself for Guinness. Really prepare yourself.