Spike

I blame post-modern society and lack of funding for public schools. Also immigration (to what country, I don't know) is probably to blame also.

More like 4-2-2-1 lolololololol see what I did there?

Newcastle have a bloody monopoly in the French League. Wenger must be furious that the Geordies are stealing all his Frenchies.

RIP I hate looking at his smiling face knowing that he has just died in the last day. So sad and frightening.

The French teams are just bad, especially the national team. I have an issue against your national team, I always make grand statements towards my mates about the French team and then the Frogs do the opposite of what I say and make me look like an idiotic twat that knows nothing of football. "France will beat Italy in the final. They just outclass them in every way and Zidane has been playing like never before." "Gourcuff will shine this World Cup. He will prove all his doubters wrong." "France will at least get to the World Cup Quaters." "Benzema will have an incredible Euros." "France will at least get to the Semis." Fuck your country, viva Belgium. I will now start making grand statements about Belgium at every oppurtunity, maybe they'll be a source of pride and instead of disappointment.

I think the Adkins-Southampton scenario was caused by behind the scenes problems. He may have argued or fought with some of the higher ups leading to his dismissal.

That is a brilliant saying. I remember when I was really young (6/7) when we played football (soccer...) everyone played as a striker; there were even no goalkeepers (or 'goldies'). They'd be about 20 kids playing and only two or three of them had actually watched a game! I had terrible reaction time and hand eye coordination till I was about 15! So I never played sports much.

Never did I and now I've seen it twice in consecutive posts.

Then why did you mention Russia and the Congo? Why not just say 'pubs that I don't go to' or something similar? You're the one that brought it up.

I know what your saying but some people could infer from your post that you disregard their opinions because they are foreign. Here is how it could happen: You use the phrase "apparently Chelsea fans" when describing those who criticise Mikel. So plastics or whatever you want to call them. You say you didn't meet any in England. Then you point out there probably is that sort of 'apparent fans' in other countries. Therefore someone might infer that you think English fans are superior to foreign fans.

So you think less of someone if they don't/didn't go to the same pub/train/games as you?

Did some of you fellas miss the annoucement the staff made a few days ago? YOU'LL GET AN INSTA BAN IF YOU KEEP INSULTING EACHOTHER

He actually said that the club 'should be signing those players' not that the club is actually able to.

Yeah, but that's only one game isn't it? He was probably given more freedom to go fowards when playing for France compared to when he was playing for Chelsea. I do agree that he is much more mobile that Mikel, but I thinks that more due to his size and body shape. He is much smaller and thinner than Mikel so I guess that loans itself to speed and agility. Not a decisive factor of course but influential.

Let's smash them and move on.

I want you to tell Pep that Spike said "Fuck off Pep, you twat, he is ours!". I was mesmerised by Mata after his first appearance for the club. I was not expecting him to be that brilliant. So I splurged on a long sleeved Mata 10 shirt...

Gambling is a terrible vice. *Drags on a durrie and takes a sip from a beer*.

I started when I was 14.... That's why I've stopped. Falcao well everything has already been said about him several times over.

17? Blah I'm getting older. I like to see him play for Chelsea one day but he seems pretty set on playing for Soton for a while longer.

True. It could happen.

It would be quite the achievement to sign 732 players from a country that doesn't exist anymore. In Roman we trust.

I'm staying in Manchester. I've no plans to leave for Barça.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2264403/Southampton-sack-Nigel-Adkins.html

Get Nigel Adkins. He is available. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2264403/Southampton-sack-Nigel-Adkins.html

Don't worry, I'm perfectly calm. They are rhetorical questions, I was merely pointing how vague and ambiguous most of your statements are.