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WHY DO I KEEP COMING TO THIS TOPIC? WHY DO I NEVER LEARN? MAYBE I NEED SCARLETT JOHANSSON TO TIE ME UP AND TEACH ME THE ERROR OF MY WAYS.

http://epltalk.com/2013/01/14/must-see-documentary-about-chelseas-iconic-east-stand-video/

I hate Eden Hazard because he hasn't already scored 200 goals for Chelsea and he because was bought for £32 million and because other people like him and because other people hate him and because he has blue eyes and because he has tanner skin than me and because he is a millionaire and because he is Belgian and because I'm Australian and because my water bottle is empty and because I can't find my pants and because it's 40' degrees celsius and because he missed one penalty and because he doesn't score enough for Belgium and because he is really good at doing rabonas and because he scored a corker against Stoke at the Britannia Stadium and because Chelsea bought him from Lille, only for the great Kalou to go the other way and because he wears the number 17 and because I'm hungry or hangry in this case and because he is Batman and because he isn't Batman and because every twat and their cousin says that he will join Imaginary Madrid or Farcelona one day and because he hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because Lionel Messi hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because neither Messi or Hazard have won the World Cup with Argentina and because he hasn't won the Ballon D'or and because he isn't as talented as Thorgan or Kylian and because he has a cool last name and because my internet speed has been slowed because I've reached my monthly allowance which is 50GB which makes me wonder how I download that much stuff, it's probably all the porn I watch or all the games and other pirated things I download, it surely can't be the fact I constantly smash the F5 on every website just to see if the interent would explode, could the internet explode, George Orwell says you can destroy the past and information and that's precisely what the internet is, so I propse to you lot that we get fifteen kilograms or C4 explosives and plant them where the internet lives and asplode the cunt just to see what happens, would the world end, or would Eden Hazard save us? Hazard would save us because he is Batman...or is he?

Why so serious? Of course I know what you meant; so yes I get your point. MY statement was actually poking fun at you for being so pedantic. So I think you're the one that actually missed the point...unless of course you aren't being serious right now and you did understand my tongue-in-cheek statement and you've responded with another. I hope your aren't being serious...

Stamford Bridge is a village in East Yorkshire so matter no what he said it could have been mistaken for something else...

This more for me put into perspective how idiotic Blackburn's new owners are compared to Walker. Gang of Four is a brilliant band. Just thought I'd mention that...

But at least we KNOW he is 21...the girls on the other hand...

Yeah saw that when it came out. Nice to see it again, though. Good stuff, really.

I like Soton...so a 5-0 would satisfy me.

They look young...a bit too young...

The most interesting thing about Spanish football is when supporters for clubs like Sevilla break in out in protest chants criticising Real Madrid, Barcelona, unfair sponsorship and unfair timetables. Once the Spanish FA postponed a Sevilla match for several hours because José Mourinho was giving a press conference... I think kick off was about 11:00pm...

He has gotten around a lot since leaving Farcelona...

That's some awfully sexay Latin... The bloke doing the live commentary on my application referred to Dzeko as "The Serb". Now I found this really confusing and I kept checking to see if Natasic or Kolarov was on the field. But of course "The Serb" must be French or Spanish for "The Bosnian Diamond".

What about his middle foot?

"Hater" is one of the weakest and stupidest insults someone can use against another.

And the funny thing is that Moses is 22, Hazard is 22 and Azplilcueta is 23. I think Oscar is the only U21 left...

Don't shoot the messenger.

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2013/01/13/chelsea-set-for-25m-move-for-real-madrid-flop-luka-modric/

The Mirror and other rags like the Daily Star and the Metro are reporting Atletico Madrid are interested in signing ... TORRES. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/atletico-madrid-are-prepared-to-offer-fernando-1532321 http://metro.co.uk/2013/01/12/atletico-madrid-working-on-deal-to-rescue-fernando-torres-from-chelsea-3349513/

This video?

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

José didn't leave Chelsea he was sacked. Important semantics.

What does that have to do with anything? I hope your not one of those types that think they are superior because they've supported the team longer...

I came to this topic to escape from the madness of the Frank Lampard topic... Looks like I made a wrong turn at Albuquerque...

I don't care about her. I was looking for that Pommie one. Besides you do know that Google refines you searches depending on history and location? You being a Brazillian nut Google would have that woman's pictures at higher priority than the Pommie's. Suck it.