Spike

Vagina.

wat

Some fuckwit that was banned ages ago because he was a fuckwit.

What I do with my man in our bedroom is confidential.

Cap doesn't even like Chelsea anymore.

I drank way too much last night. I woke up in my friend's bed. She was lying beside me and all I could do was stare at her legs and think about eating her pussy. But that would be an awful idea because that would probably ruin the friendship and she is crazy psycho bitch girlfriend material.

Yerrick can't handle football. It's too real for him.

Take this to the John Terry thread lads. This town ain't big enough for Terry and Zlatan. Anymore and I'll have to lock the thread temporarily blah, blah, blah. You know the drill guys.

Well said. I should point out another player that failed to win the Champions League:

Third best player in the world. Give him a trial, Jose.

1. Hazard 2. Azpilicueta 3. Terry

Not to mention that he is from Basque country. Which matters if you buy into the whole Spanish nationalism thing...

That is so fucked. I want the new Australian shirt they are wearing to the WC but I just can't afford it. Ridiculous.

JT <3 He has been such a rock this season (from what I've seen).

Not a fan of the red GK kit.

I love your work rate. Constantly giving reach arounds last night.

My sides are in orbit.

Fuck you and your ambiguity. Can you not be a fuckwit for like two minutes, mate?

But a ban isn't always a suspension you spastic cunt.

Suspended. Stop perpetuating falsities. Paris SG match thread, if you must know. Also I'm as sick as a Glaswegian smackhead two days dry.

The fifty-million straws.

No.

She is aight I guess.

@, your avatar and signature is very distracting. I find myself looking it at instead of reading the forum #WhiteBoyHasYellowFever

ADIDAS you can fuck off with your three stripes nonsense.