Spike

Whatevs. Me and the Scouseman are tight as fuck. We go a long ways back, we practically invented football. I invented the foot part and he the ball part, fucking visionaries. I only know a few members of the board. Attenborough (does he do anything anymore, or is he fully retired?), Emanalo, Buck and Gourlay.

No, Go back and read.

I nominate SeB as head scout. And WHS as the eternal and most glorious Director of Football.

Reggardless. I see what you were trying to say with your previous statement, but I don't think it had anything to do with what I was talking about. I hadn't even mentioned or implied either managers. I merely stated that Sturridge had been available for several months (give or take a few weeks injured and unfit), I wasn't making a statement about the managers nor was I implying anything about them. Merely stating the fact that Torres and Sturridge were the only strikers at the club.

What in the actual fuck? It doesn't matter who it is when someone stretches out their hand like that it has to be shaken. Pretentious bastard, that doesn't seem like Pep at all. But saying that some bloke is obscuring the view, so nobody can really see the entire picture. But reggardless, I'm staying with my knee jerk reaction.

What in the holy hell are you talking about? It was obvious neither rated Sturridge as a Centre Foward so they opted for literall the only other choice. Jesus Christ, where did that come from?

I'm sorry for doubting this transfer Mr Ba. It's clear to me that you are the real deal. But then again as a Chelsea fan I know next to nothing about strikers outside of expensive flops and Didier Drogba.

This club is an enigma.

I haven't been too sold on Ivanovic since the 10/11 season. He was a rock at RB during the double winning season but after that he just hasn't really been the same...

Reading between the lines isn't the hard proof that I want. If reading between the lines was an official way to do things women would rule the world and Hitler would have won the war.

We did have Danny Boy in case you forgot...

None of that is really clear. To me all of that is really just assumptions of what has happened behind closed doors. It's because I live in a different country. I think it's one of those "Not availble in your region" things.

That doesn't prove that Abramovic forces managers to play him... just that they believe in him...and that's from May last year... And I get a 404 from that page....

I'm certain it was a goal.

Can you even prove that Abramovic forces the managers to play Torres?

I thought I'd be ironic, hip and cool and vote for Ivanovic. As it turns out six people have already voted for him, fuck you guys. Deleted my vote.

It still baffles me people play the "At least [insert player here] wouldn't cheat on his wife with his best mate's wife" card. I have a couple of problems with this. 1. Bridge was never married to whatshername. And she was his ex-girlfriend at the time. 2. I'm pretty sure Lampsy is Terry's best mate...

It makes more sense juxtaposed to those ghouls on the Bleacher Report comparing him to Zidane. Yes, you read that right...

Don't quote me on this but I'm almost positive that his [Fellaini] passing completion rate was about the same when he playing deeper in the midfield. Once again don't quote me on, this is SeB's territory.

I don't care much for stats or anything like that. I'm talking more about their technique. Benat from what I've seen has tremendous passing technique and goes for a lot of long balls, which can often be intercepted. Fellaini on the other hand just looks like he jabs at the ball in hopes that in goes in the right direction, he is so clumsy. He often overpowers or underpowers passes and his overall technique is sloppy. Imagine Mikel and Fellaini in the midfield. That would be so static and within 10 minutes of their match together the forum would go into overload about how much they hate Mikel and Fellaini. I'm cringing just thinking about those two in the midfield. Defensively I can't really comment on who is superior.

Fellaini is the flavour of the month for me. I can't comment on Beñat vey much because the La Liga coverage in Australia is shit. All I know about him is that he is good with a FK and has great long passing skills. I've never rated Fellaini. He is a damn terrible passer of the ball.

No no no no nooooooo Dudiurieifihueowkqko arrejg ARGH

@Ryan Fong, and what will you do if your wrong!?

Because Valenica is run by morons.

Impossible. The FA would look at the fanbase and allocate them the necessary amount of seats. It's the FA Cup final, it's going to sell out.