Spike

Locked. What a strange move.

I missed this match. Hopefully I don't miss the next one.

Yarmolenko is a beast from what I hear.

No thanks.

I want Ivan Rakitic if anyone is signed for the midfield.

+ Marquinhos, Digne, Silva and Verratti. Hell throw in Cavani too.

I'd say he is one of the most overrated English Strikers of all time. I hear people wank on about how he is some great finisher. What's his best tally? 11?

Just reiterate: http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/272191.html Topic locked.

I think Shaw has shown a bit more than a 'bit of competence'. Sure there have been a lot of wasted English players but what has Shaw done to suggest that he is going to be just another name in the pile of failed Englishmen?

Good for him. Shame he had to wait so long.

Can I have that reggardless?

Can I have a free Playstation 4 if he doesn't sign within two days? Hell, let's make it more interesting can I have a blowjob from Scarlette Johanson if he doesn't sign within in two days? The sacrifices I make.

How many starts? I'm sure that he has more starts this by January then he did the last.

People are easily offended. This offends me.

I want an Inu dog.

Then why is it called klassiker? It's not like they are two most successful German teams of all time...

Or maybe it's that he has realised what his physical limits are and tries to avoid those type of situations where he knows he will be injured. I'm sure he'd rather avoid being injured for no real reason...

Tempted to ask for a name change. Slitzkin IT'S MY USERNAME ON EVERYTHING ELSE

Who takes a blade anywhere? Except for work of course.

@NishC300, I keep forgetting you live in Cyprus because you have that Indian flag.

As long as the country of Belgium is ready for a loud obnoxious foreigner with a thick accent.

Well I certainly wasn't sang to sleep but something definitely made me fall asleep in a dangerous location.

I bet Alex can't even post his next match report at the exact second the referee blows the final whistle.

I think if I ever travel to Belgium, I'll stick to the fries and chocolate...after traveling to Netherlands of course...

What did I just read?