Spike

That was a really well hit volly.

No. I don't want this twat anywhere near this team.

Cole is 1/10 of the player he was at Chelsea. Many slag him off because of his comments when joining Liverpool (though I'm positive they make all their players say that). He was much loved and adored till that happened.

Torres: ...I've gazed into the abyss far too long. God is dead. Rafa: Demba, pleash shtop shtealing all of the strawberry shyrup your making Fernando upshet, dish ish a fact. LEAVE ME ALONE I'M NOT FEELING TO CREATIVE

Dear, all Belgians and Lille supporters: When did Hazard start doing rabonas? Was it when Joe Cole joined the club on loan or was he performing them on a constant basis before Cole arrived? I find his fondness for the rabona curious, considering Joe Cole was also very fond of the rabona. It's very interesting to see if Cole influenced Hazard in any way.

I don't get Ramires. He is an enigma to me. He'll pull out a solo goal and beat 4 defenders whilst doing it but the next minute he is struggling with simple passes. Tactically I think he is out of his element outside of a 4-3-3...Mikel, Ramires and Moutinho would be my ideal three man midfield, that'd be perfect in this guy's eyes.

HAZARD IS RECLAIMING HIS TOPIC! (again)

I usually don't post in this topic because @, & @SeB, post it for me.

Your avatar looks more like George Best than Juan Mata.

I imagine for a guy like me (a lazy git) I'd be getting three or four of those fines a day. I'd be on 30k but in reality it would all be fined down to about 2k...

What do expect from a guy that goes around beating up kids? I never rated him.

For having a different opinion? I don't think he has broken any rules thus far...

Well if he is indeed trolling you're making him succeed at it. Do you not know what to do with the trolls?

Heitinga? Mathijsen? van der Vaart?

You'll be banned/warned/suspended if you continue attacking users.

Swansea bloody Swansea

Hopefully it will be 6 in 5 in the next time around. Dreamers keep dreaming.

When did you meet Isco and get all chummy with him?

Well excuuuuuse me for mistaking Moutinho and Coutinho after a dozen beers, for fucks sake.

I'll keep you up to date...

Whatever bro, I was too busy trying my luck with a girl that hated me for ages.

Whaaaaaaat? Phillipe Coutinho is so a foward. The Brazilian that plays for inter?

Because Moutinho is totally not a foward/attack midfielder.

So what? That's the same as every transfer.

So happy for Joe Cole. West ham have a very English squad.