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Nailed it Swansea at home

Norwich or Swansea at home

I favour sacking off the whole thing and moving into Craven Cottage like a bunch of squatters

The 2 most important things for me are an on site Nandos with an exclusive menu put together by Izzy Brown and Charlie Colkett and a massive fuck off throne for uncle Roman to sit on in a pimp outfit below a large neon sign that says 'deal with it'

Hope we move to Craven Cottage. Champions league nights at the cottage against Real Madrid...

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here...

I hope we can bring pyro to these consultation meetings

Happy birthday my sweet Egyptian prince. May this year bring even more tripping over the football than last year.

Upton Park and the surrounding area is an absolute shithole. Would feel very, very wrong playing there.

It's a shame because anyone with any footballing sense knows he is better than all our attacking midfielders bar Hazard...

Last season's fixtures will not have any effect on whether we start with a home or away game. Expecting the usual bollocks of a newly promoted team on the first weekend, probably Norwich. (Or villa or Southampton for a bit of excitement)

bitch please. We drew with Ireland

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Tampons.

Hello ☺

I've never seen Jason swear. I'm scared.

The Sun and the Express reporting it now as well. All reputable sources of course

Loyalty has a peaceful heart and is unquestionable. It treads strongly where traitors have fled.

Probably the best young player in europe atm in my opinion

Oh ffs has captain cockwomble created another account to slag off Lampard and the support at Stamford Bridge?

Will exchange Sainsburys Euro 2004 coins for votes

Tbh when I was in Madrid in 2011 Marca were claiming they had definitive proof Neymar had signed for Real Madrid because they had a picture of someone who looked like Neymar playing football in a 2009/10 Real Madrid kit

I just finish getting noshed off by Emily Ratajakowski then look outside and it's raining skittles and Diego Costa has gone back to Atletico

His hair is so Reem. Looks like the kind of guy who wears Adidas originals tracksuits everywhere and drives a Vauxhall Corsa with a stereo system blaring Eminem out down Kingston high street on his way to meet Izzy Brown for a cheeky nandos

Izzy Brown slept with a Thai ladyboy pass it on