The English Football Thread

[Pizy 18,538]

Arse’s attack is terrible so when they play against proper teams they struggle massively. They’ve only scored 7 times this season.

[NikkiCFC 8,089]

Maguire is not even a pro football player. It's crazy how can you trick so many people in the world. Not only that, but someone actually pay close to 100m for him. 

[Nero 1,852]

39 minutes ago, milka said:

Ole will not travel to Stamford Bridge next week 😪

Fuck fuck fuck

I can see how this will end for us next week

[Laylabelle 9,411]

4 0 Liverpool 

[Vesper 29,241]

4 nil, arse getting ripped apart like a rag doll

[Jase 43,479]

25 minutes ago, Pizy said:

They’ve only scored 7 times this season.

Huh? 

[Pizy 18,538]

2 minutes ago, Jase said:

Huh? 

Weird. The commentator on the US broadcast said that but it’s clearly wrong. Still, their attack is shite and their goal difference is underwater. 

[Laylabelle 9,411]

1 minute ago, Pizy said:

Weird. The commentator on the US broadcast said that but it’s clearly wrong. Still, their attack is shite and their goal difference is underwater. 

About to say they scored 3 against Spurs or something and they're at the moment 5th..didnt do that from 7 goals

[milka 3,364]

The same old Ar4senal - humiliated again .

[Vesper 29,241]

19 minutes ago, Jase said:

Huh? 

that is correct

they have only scored in 7 EPL games so far

[Vesper 29,241]

14 minutes ago, Laylabelle said:

About to say they scored 3 against Spurs or something and they're at the moment 5th..didnt do that from 7 goals

they have only scored in 7 EPL games so far

[Jase 43,479]

7 minutes ago, Vesper said:

that is correct

they have only scored in 7 EPL games so far

Stats wise, scoring in 7 games out of 12 is hardly a disaster as the commentators made out to be. 

[different level 1,056]

I never expected Pool to drop any points against Arsenal despite the latter's apparent good form. Truth is they had an easier run of games and they barely avoided losses against Palace and Brighton, most of their wins were 1-0s and I honestly didn't buy into their hype. Today they got a wake up call and looked like the same team who started the first three matches of the season with a 0-9 goal difference, again completely outplayed by the top clubs. Just as expected. 

[Laylabelle 9,411]

14 minutes ago, Vesper said:

they have only scored in 7 EPL games so far

Makes more sense then only scored 7 goals.

[Magic Lamps 11,677]

Apparently agüero has to end his career due to heart condition 

sad end. All time great striker for me

Good shout not to sign him this summer

[Magic Lamps 11,677]

6 minutes ago, Hermione said:

Whats so good about dodging his signing, we paid 100 millions for another one and we're stuck with him for years to come.

Refer to the part in bold 

19 minutes ago, Magic Lamps said:

Apparently agüero has to end his career due to heart condition 

sad end. All time great striker for me

Good shout not to sign him this summer

Obviously I would have taken him over nando 100 times out of 100 back in 2011. I wanted us to sign agüeor back in 2009. 

[Laylabelle 9,411]

1 hour ago, Magic Lamps said:

Apparently agüero has to end his career due to heart condition 

sad end. All time great striker for me

Good shout not to sign him this summer

Sad but good in a way it was discovered in time.

[different level 1,056]

53 minutes ago, Magic Lamps said:

Refer to the part in bold 

Obviously I would have taken him over nando 100 times out of 100 back in 2011. I wanted us to sign agüeor back in 2009. 

I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be a dig at Lukaku. The poster you quoted has already written him off apparently...