The English Football Thread

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all we need

 is a draw or a loss in these 2 and half games for Leicester and Manure

and then if we win in either game, we go to the CL guaranteed

it is probably going to have to be spuds pulling a point or 3 v Leicester

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1 minute ago, Magic Lamps said:

just wait for the softest of pens for manure to wrap this up

yep, Scott needs his quota of two dodgy pen calls, both in manure's favour

just like that shammers 2 1 game where he literally gave them all 3 points

[Magic Lamps 11,452]

palace are putting on a vintage performance in chance wasting

[Magic Lamps 11,452]

here we go

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NO WAY is Maguire WC

he knows himself he is really slow once he is level or beaten

thus the yellow card

[Magic Lamps 11,452]

the FA will make sure that either we or Leicester slip up to make the job easier for Utd. If utd dont win today, it makes it more probable that they gonna make leicester slip up because we would then be needed to have our match fixed twice

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and Lindelöf is only marginally better than AC (mainly because he is Swedish, roflmaoooooooooooooooooo)

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5 minutes ago, Vesper said:

all we need

 is a draw or a loss in these 2 and half games for Leicester and Manure

and then if we win in either game, we go to the CL guaranteed

it is probably going to have to be spuds pulling a point or 3 v Leicester

Let's hope. I am worried now tbh. Really was not even after the SHU loss. Could see wolves dropping points, and Leicester dropping points. 

Let's hope Jose does us a massive favour. 

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i bet our semi final vs them will be a carbon copy of this match. like palace we will completely pick them apart and get one clearchance after another only to be denied by our wastefulness and the ref

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schlupp is even worse than zaha

[DDA 9,570]

We all are mate.

Fucking Corrupt FC.

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Palace should have scored 4 goals by now

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10 minutes ago, Magic Lamps said:

the FA will make sure that either we or Leicester slip up to make the job easier for Utd. If utd dont win today, it makes it more probable that they gonna make leicester slip up because we would then be needed to have our match fixed twice

I will go deeper

obviously they want Manure in the CL

as they are still the biggest club in England when you judge the EPL as a whole on a historical perspective

plus Manure (god HELP us and all others if they bag Sancho) have multiple English golden boys who up the FA and EPL and England team brand

AND

they want Leicester in (multiple England starters or soon to be starters) and they are an English 'feel good' story for the Leave crowd of cunts, the Little Englanders versus the evil cosmopolitan and oh so foreign (or were) Chels London poshies

AND

they want us OUT so it hurts us in recruiting when we are going to superstars that they (the EPL) want us to not get so they go to Shitty and Manure and Liverpool

and finally

they want to punish Roman for his Putin ties (and that comes from the government too)

they do not like a Russian owner getting any glory, especially one of Putin's closest money men from wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back

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Can we time jump to July 27?

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4 minutes ago, Puliiszola said:

Let's hope. I am worried now tbh. Really was not even after the SHU loss. Could see wolves dropping points, and Leicester dropping points. 

Let's hope Jose does us a massive favour. 

wolves are done

they cannot catch us

but they CAN massively fuck us

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I hope we smash Liverpool.

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nil 2

game over

so we need Spuds to come through big time (I cannot believe I am having to say that)

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Also don't know how palace have 41% reported possession - it seems united hasn't touched the ball at all this game