The English Football Thread

[Vesper 29,192]

One more scouser goal and the rout will be on.

[Laylabelle 9,406]

Urgh.... Won't be surprised if this year turns out to be... Way going so far

[Special Juan 27,523]

Spurs

[Vesper 29,192]

Come on Watford

[Fulham Broadway 16,968]

Watch West Ham raise their game against us like they have against Everton. Their new Brazilian Anderson  is probably their best signing, Hazardesque at times. We'll still beat them though

[Unionjack 7,531]

12 hours ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Watch West Ham raise their game against us like they have against Everton. Their new Brazilian Anderson  is probably their best signing, Hazardesque at times. We'll still beat them though

Hope so bud. I'm going with my father in law. A very long time supporter from the 50s. Ive not been to a game with him for about 2 years. Hes staying with me for a couple of days so I can get him stoned lol He says hes bought this 35 year old Irish single malt (hes a whiskey/bramdy snob lol) But all thats lost on me after the first couple of glasses I want to finish the bottle lol Just have to remember to do it after the match!

[Fulham Broadway 16,968]

5 hours ago, Unionjack said:

Hope so bud. I'm going with my father in law. A very long time supporter from the 50s. Ive not been to a game with him for about 2 years. Hes staying with me for a couple of days so I can get him stoned lol He says hes bought this 35 year old Irish single malt (hes a whiskey/bramdy snob lol) But all thats lost on me after the first couple of glasses I want to finish the bottle lol Just have to remember to do it after the match!

Some of those Single malts cost a fortune ! Enjoy - hope we get the win for him.

[Unionjack 7,531]

5 hours ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Some of those Single malts cost a fortune ! Enjoy - hope we get the win for him.

Just phoned him to ask what it was. Teeling. And you are right. But knowing his collection it doesn't surprise me. And I will still neck it lol

But I'd still be quite happy to have my bottle of Jim Beam.

[Fulham Broadway 16,968]

32 minutes ago, Unionjack said:

Just phoned him to ask what it was. Teeling. And you are right. But knowing his collection it doesn't surprise me. And I will still neck it lol

But I'd still be quite happy to have my bottle of Jim Beam.

With you on that -  by glass 2 or 3 it could be any whisky. It's the same with cheap plonk, first glass, yuk, by glass 3 or 4 ….tastes alright

[Unionjack 7,531]

21 minutes ago, Fulham Broadway said:

With you on that -  by glass 2 or 3 it could be any whisky. It's the same with cheap plonk, first glass, yuk, by glass 3 or 4 ….tastes alright

Mate I'm sure we could get half a dozen of us on here together and have one hellova sesh!

[11Drogba 2,000]

39 minutes ago, Fulham Broadway said:

With you on that -  by glass 2 or 3 it could be any whisky. It's the same with cheap plonk, first glass, yuk, by glass 3 or 4 ….tastes alright

You guys should try this. Horrible no matter how much you drink and the taste is still in your mouth the next day. Yikes.

[Fulham Broadway 16,968]

54 minutes ago, 11Drogba said:

You guys should try this. Horrible no matter how much you drink and the taste is still in your mouth the next day. Yikes.

I see it's made by Zwack - pretty certain theres a generic 'Zwack' spirit that's ok.

Sort of herbal liqueur - mind you we only had them after a few pints, so that was probably why we liked it. We thought it was Swiss because it had a red/white cross on it.

[11Drogba 2,000]

6 minutes ago, Fulham Broadway said:

I see it's made by Zwack - pretty certain theres a generic 'Zwack' spirit that's ok.

Sort of herbal liqueur - mind you we only had them after a few pints, so that was probably why we liked it. We thought it was Swiss because it had a red/white cross on it.

That must be unicum.

That's slightly better but I am not a fan of either of them.

[Fulham Broadway 16,968]

10 minutes ago, 11Drogba said:

That must be unicum.

That's slightly better but I am not a fan of either of them.

Ah -that's it ! 

Welcome to TalkChelsea alcoholics thread 

[Unionjack 7,531]

7 hours ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Welcome to TalkChelsea alcoholics thread 

Sláinte!! I dont often hit the top shelf if I'm just out for a beer its only once I get that beer head on that I do. And normally stick to Brandy,Jim Beam and my current tipple Tequila at home/

But we go to India every year for between 3 and 9 months normally renting the same house in Goa. And 1st time we went I was 17 in 75.

I never tried Feni I suppose till  the mid to late 90s. We had been drinking Bhang all day along with a few E's and a bottle of mushroom juice so you can imagine the scene when our mate that owned the bar brought over a bottle of Feni. It didn't have a label so might have been homebrew which I found out later is sometimes cut with battery acid  and industrial alcohol. But he was a good mate so I'm sure it was cool. But anyway I had a shot and thought it tasted like cough stuff. but lied to the Mrs saying it was OK. She was wasted anyway but I talked her into necking a shot which she did and what followed was a fountain of projectile vomit. Mostly white with all the Bhang lassi she had. It took awhile till she forgave mo lol

A side note the house we rent has a big back yard full of cashew trees. The fruit falls and it ferments on the ground. Every year the local monkeys come over and scoff all this fruit up. They get very pissed. They then run riot thru the village over the rooftops throwing the roof slates and anything else thats not tied down and fight the neighboring monkeys. The 1st time I saw this absolutely freaked me out but you get used to it. This happens every year.

I didn't think I would go again after last year but I thought sod it and am off in a couple of weeks for a month. See how it goes.

If you havent had Bhang you really should drink it on its own - make your own.

https://www.alchimiaweb.com/blogen/bhang-lassi-cannabis-milk-shake/

[Fulham Broadway 16,968]

4 hours ago, Unionjack said:

Sláinte!! I dont often hit the top shelf if I'm just out for a beer its only once I get that beer head on that I do. And normally stick to Brandy,Jim Beam and my current tipple Tequila at home/

But we go to India every year for between 3 and 9 months normally renting the same house in Goa. And 1st time we went I was 17 in 75.

I never tried Feni I suppose till  the mid to late 90s. We had been drinking Bhang all day along with a few E's and a bottle of mushroom juice so you can imagine the scene when our mate that owned the bar brought over a bottle of Feni. It didn't have a label so might have been homebrew which I found out later is sometimes cut with battery acid  and industrial alcohol. But he was a good mate so I'm sure it was cool. But anyway I had a shot and thought it tasted like cough stuff. but lied to the Mrs saying it was OK. She was wasted anyway but I talked her into necking a shot which she did and what followed was a fountain of projectile vomit. Mostly white with all the Bhang lassi she had. It took awhile till she forgave mo lol

A side note the house we rent has a big back yard full of cashew trees. The fruit falls and it ferments on the ground. Every year the local monkeys come over and scoff all this fruit up. They get very pissed. They then run riot thru the village over the rooftops throwing the roof slates and anything else thats not tied down and fight the neighboring monkeys. The 1st time I saw this absolutely freaked me out but you get used to it. This happens every year.

I didn't think I would go again after last year but I thought sod it and am off in a couple of weeks for a month. See how it goes.

If you havent had Bhang you really should drink it on its own - make your own.

https://www.alchimiaweb.com/blogen/bhang-lassi-cannabis-milk-shake/

Brilliant UJ- and I will checkout Feni  -Goa sounds superb, not been there but my daughters have. Hilarious about the monkeys !

 

 

[Fulham Broadway 16,968]

English teams back in Chimps Lge tonight- so Forza Milan and Allez PSG !

[Unionjack 7,531]

I'm surprised Firmino wasn't sent off for trying to break Vertonghens finger with his eye socket! Scouse gits the refs faves yet again lol