The English Football Thread

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46 minutes ago, ZAPHOD2319 said:

West Ham is starting a strong team and Man Utd has their second squad in today.

With some starters.

Bare Cavani Shaw Pogba ( injured anyway ) Mctominay and the little girl, they are all there.

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I watched up to about 70 minutes. The West Ham attack was toothless. I’m not sure it could be classified as any kind of attacking play.

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what a waste of 120 minutes of my life, lol

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Freezing weather Old Trafford no fans in competition they are not caring about why game is a crock of poo

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On 08/02/2021 at 22:24, Blue Armour said:

Its funny how a lot of journalists are seething at the fact that they couldn't get a straightforward United-Liverpool title race.

I just saw an article on the Mail describing how they think its possible for City to slip up in the upcoming fixtures

OGS with Maguire as captain outsmarting Pep over 38 games. They've got a good sense of humour i'll give them that!

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Good. More fixtures for Manure. I think TT can outsmart OGS like he did with Mourinho in the direct encounter

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15 hours ago, Vesper said:

what a waste of 120 minutes of my life, lol

I never bother to watch a stinking udt game, unless its vs us or other elite clubs. I dont give a rats ass for them cheaters.

6 hours ago, Magic Lamps said:

Good. More fixtures for Manure. I think TT can outsmart OGS like he did with Mourinho in the direct encounter

Lets hope so......would be lovely jobly.

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David Squires on … Manchester City's sweet hit of early-2000s nostalgia

Our resident cartoonist on Pep Guardiola’s first win at Anfield, the trends of 2003 and Sean Dyche’s lookie-likies

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2021/feb/09/david-squires-on-manchester-city-liverpool-sweet-hit-of-early-2000s-nostalgia

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2020-21 English FA Cup, 5th Round

Swansea City              
Manchester City         

http://www.sportnews.to/mysports/2021/fa-cup-swansea-city-vs-manchester-city-s1/#!

https://www.totalsportek.com/page-3/

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Guehi starts

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Guehi shut Sterling the fuck down on a breakaway

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Vardy starts for Leicester. They are not taking chances with Brighton.

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2020-21 English FA Cup, 5th Round

Leicester City                             
Brighton & Hove Albion         

http://www.sportnews.to/mysports/2021/fa-cup-leicester-city-vs-brighton-hove-albion-s2/#!

https://www.totalsportek.com/page-3/

 

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2020-21 English FA Cup, 5th Round

Everton                            
Tottenham Hotspur        

http://www.sportnews.to/mysports/2021/fa-cup-everton-vs-tottenham-hotspur-s1/#!

https://www.totalsportek.com/arsenal-streams/

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shit

nil 1 Spuds from a corner

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34 minutes ago, Vesper said:

shit

nil 1 Spuds from a corner

Everton have suddenly turned it around. 2 goals in 3 minutes.

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2 1 Everton, 2 great back to back goals by DCL and Richarlison