The English Football Thread

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3 minutes ago, Iggy Doonican said:

As someone once said about Boris Johnson '' He's so crooked he could sleep on a spiral staircase'' 

The Bog Standard Boris Johnson Toilet Brush

[Special Juan 27,508]

Maguire has been handed a lifeline by Greek Police, he set to just receive a large penalty...

Bruno Fernandes has rang him and said he will take it.

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12 hours ago, Special Juan said:

Maguire has been handed a lifeline by Greek Police, he set to just receive a large penalty...

Bruno Fernandes has rang him and said he will take it.

I 'm on an island a few miles from Mykonos.
They say Pique was here, but he was quiet that one.
We don't have press here and also we don't have loukoumis from Syros. Syros is famous for the loukoumis and they sell in them in all of the islands except here for some strange reason.

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Oh my...

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[killer1257 3,282]

Oh my...

It is funny that those average English players like Maguire, Barkley and Drunkwater do so much bad stuff outside the pitch. Let's see if Chilwell is any different. He likes to hang out with Drunkwater. Not a good start.

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2 minutes ago, killer1257 said:

It is funny that those average English players like Maguire, Barkley and Drunkwater do so much bad stuff outside the pitch. Let's see if Chilwell is any different. He likes to hang out with Drunkwater. Not a good start.

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lol How judgmental of you but okay...

[killer1257 3,282]

lol How judgmental of you but okay...

I do not get millions and punch police officers though

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9 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

He should go on a holiday with Barkley next time, fun times!

[Fulham Broadway 16,966]

Lol Maguire - convicted of an unofficial bribe, then told to pay a much bigger 'official' bribe to get a suspended. Yup, thats how the law works

[Atomiswave 6,072]

25 minutes ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Lol Maguire - convicted of an unofficial bribe, then told to pay a much bigger 'official' bribe to get a suspended. Yup, thats how the law works

It was in Greece right? He was unlucky cuz its not hard to bribe a cop over there.

[Special Juan 27,508]

The statements basically translate to "Fuck it, if you have money you skip jail and go directly home"

Assaulting an officer should result in automatic jail no matter what country you are in or who the fuck you are.

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1 minute ago, Special Juan said:

The statements basically translate to "Fuck it, if you have money you skip jail and go directly home"

Assaulting an officer should result in automatic jail no matter what country you are in or who the fuck you are.

If I did that here in Denmark im in deep trouble

[Special Juan 27,508]

Just now, Atomiswave said:

If I did that here in Denmark im in deep trouble

You haven't got stacks of cash I assume.....

Stinks it fucking infuriates me.

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1 minute ago, Special Juan said:

You haven't got stacks of cash I assume.....

Stinks it fucking infuriates me.

You cant bribe these fuckers here, you can barely talk back to them....yeah the system is corrupt in many countries and seemingly shit being done about it.