The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Ollie 4,400]

Just smashed a mirror, i'm doooooooomed!

[termninja 5,290]

Just smashed a mirror, i'm doooooooomed!

Did you smash it with your hands or it fell down?

[capriccioso 2,545]

Do we have any cycling fans here? Surely I'm not the only one. There's loads of Belgian posters.

Anyway, I doubt this will make sense to most of you but I'm delighted to hear that Andy Schleck crashed out of the Criterium du Dauphine and will not be fit in time for the Tour de France, increasing the already high chances of Cadel Evans' defending the Maillot Jaune this year. However, it ruins from the spectacle of the event, as he is a pretty good cyclist and despite being a defensive git for the most part, he would have been forced to turn on his most aggressive mode due to the parcours this year heavily favouring roleurs like Evans and Wiggins, thus forcing climbers to really go for it in the mountains.

I reckon we'll have a bit of a snoozefest this year. Two roleurs on a course that heavily favours them, with no real threat. At least Alberto Contador will be back for the Vuelta a Espana.

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

Do we have any cycling fans here? Surely I'm not the only one. There's loads of Belgian posters.

Anyway, I doubt this will make sense to most of you but I'm delighted to hear that Andy Schleck crashed out of the Criterium du Dauphine and will not be fit in time for the Tour de France, increasing the already high chances of Cadel Evans' defending the Maillot Jaune this year. However, it ruins from the spectacle of the event, as he is a pretty good cyclist and despite being a defensive git for the most part, he would have been forced to turn on his most aggressive mode due to the parcours this year heavily favouring roleurs like Evans and Wiggins, thus forcing climbers to really go for it in the mountains.

I reckon we'll have a bit of a snoozefest this year. Two roleurs on a course that heavily favours them, with no real threat. At least Alberto Contador will be back for the Vuelta a Espana.

I wouldn't be surprised if you was the only cycling fan in the world...........

[Kojo 4,676]

I wouldn't be surprised if you was the only cycling fan in the world...........

[capriccioso 2,545]

I wouldn't be surprised if you was the only cycling fan in the world...........

It has one of the highest aggregate turnouts in the world. Some 23 million lined the streets to see them go by last year.

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

It has one of the highest aggregate turnouts in the world. Some 23 million lined the streets to see them go by last year.

Was they actually watching? Or is it just the cycle paths are lined down busy high streets in order to get those turnout figures up?

[capriccioso 2,545]

Was they actually watching? Or is it just the cycle paths are lined down busy high streets in order to get those turnout figures up?

The roads you mean?

The fans tend to go crazy on Alpe D'Huez. They had 600,000 packed on a 10 km stretch of road at the Alpe D'Huez a few years ago.

[Fulham Broadway 16,437]

Wayne Rooneys new hairdo -cost £30 000 apparently.

How many starving kids in the World could have been saved instead of that aborration ??

It looks like Coleens pubes have been woven into Gary Nevilles moustache and stuck to his head with superglue. FFS

[Spike 12,049]

I admired Celtic Football club before I joined Off The Crossbar. The aggression they show towards us is kind of shocking. They hate they give us is on QPR/Liverpool levels.

[capriccioso 2,545]

I admired Celtic Football club before I joined Off The Crossbar. The aggression they show towards us is kind of shocking. They hate they give us is on QPR/Liverpool levels.

Still better than http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum ; where they wish injury and death upon footballers.

On another note, I believe the word disappointed should not exist anymore. "Disappoint" should take its place as an adjective for.. disappoint.

[Spike 12,049]

Still better than http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum ; where they wish injury and death upon footballers.

On another note, I believe the word disappointed should not exist anymore. "Disappoint" should take its place as an adjective for.. disappoint.

The day internet culture and memes influence the English language to the point of altering syntax, I'll kill someone. Perhaps Moop or whatever his name is, the creator of 4chan.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Alright, lads.

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

Alright, lads.

Worst milestone post EVER

[capriccioso 2,545]

Worst milestone post EVER

I bottled it

5000 is the big one, anyway.

[bluessss 0]

let's dance

[Kez 2,727]

Wayne Rooneys new hairdo -cost £30 000 apparently.

How many starving kids in the World could have been saved instead of that aborration ??

It looks like Coleens pubes have been woven into Gary Nevilles moustache and stuck to his head with superglue. FFS

£30000 for a fucking hair cut?! How is that even possible?

[dave30 728]

£30000 for a fucking hair cut?! How is that even possible?

That was the cost of the actual transplant.