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[manpe 10,861]

Fraternal twins born in different years and on different continents.

What can I say, God (me) acts in mysterious ways. Isn't that the universal explanation to everything unexplainable, thus making everything explainable and neglecting the illogical?

[Jase 43,479]

I hate eggs. Just thought I'd tell the world

Erm, soo?

[Kezza 1,965]

Why is it when we greet we answer a question with a question?

For example:

Person A: goes to the counter at a store. "how are you?

Person B replies "how's your day goin?"

[Azpinator 2,325]

Why is it when we greet we answer a question with a question?

For example:

Person A: goes to the counter at a store. "how are you?

Person B replies "how's your day goin?"

This happens to me on the phone when all my sentences become questions, so after like 20 seconds I realize I'm interrogating the shit out of my friend.

[Madmax 9,219]

Why is it when we greet we answer a question with a question?

For example:

Person A: goes to the counter at a store. "how are you?

Person B replies "how's your day goin?"

Because nobody ever replies to ''how are you'' with ''not great'' or ''could be better'' and the generic responses like ''Fine!" or "All right!" are deemed too unimportant to signify with the spoken word. Thus, skipping to the return question is considered acceptable.

That, or people as a general rule are morons.

[Spike 12,049]

Why is it when we greet we answer a question with a question?

For example:

Person A: goes to the counter at a store. "how are you?

Person B replies "how's your day goin?"

Also happens with drug dealers

Customer: You holding?

Dealer: What you looking for?

Customer: Got any coke?

Dealer: How much you want?

Customer: Depends, how much does an ounce cost?

Dealer: $800, so it is a deal?

Customer: You're shitting me right?

Dealer: Why would I lie to a loyal customer?

[Jype 6,398]

Also happens with drug dealers

Customer: You holding?

Dealer: What you looking for?

Customer: Got any coke?

Dealer: How much you want?

Customer: Depends, how much does an ounce cost?

Dealer: $800, so it is a deal?

Customer: You're shitting me right?

Dealer: Why would I lie to a loyal customer?

Speaking from experience?

[Spike 12,049]

Speaking from experience?

No. I'm a good boy and I don't associate with ne'er do wells.

[Azpinator 2,325]

What's with the "Buy Me A Beer" thing?

[Spike 12,049]

What's with the "Buy Me A Beer" thing?

Jim is trying to fund his raging alcoholism.

Donate money to fund the server costs.

[Kezza 1,965]

Also happens with drug dealers

Customer: You holding?

Dealer: What you looking for?

Customer: Got any coke?

Dealer: How much you want?

Customer: Depends, how much does an ounce cost?

Dealer: $800, so it is a deal?

Customer: You're shitting me right?

Dealer: Why would I lie to a loyal customer?

That's some cheap arse coke!

[Kezza 1,965]

This happens to me on the phone when all my sentences become questions, so after like 20 seconds I realize I'm interrogating the shit out of my friend.

Generic text. 'hay what you up to'

'not much, Wbu? '

not much'

'true'

'yeah'

--end convo--

[Naked Mole Rat 437]

My text messages are a lot more interesting. Most of them contain words like 'sex', 'orgasm', and 'horny'.

[Leif 6,006]

solipsism?

That's the one. Thanks!

[Melanicus 5,208]

I hate eggs. Just thought I'd tell the world

Pussy. I eat/drink eggs almost every day.

[Wavy Crockett 190]

Capri my guy I hate it had to be him...

[Liquidator 5,176]

@Artinho did you just say you drink eggs?

[We Hate Scouse 10,287]

Liquidator where's the donkey at?