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‘There was one youth game here where, midway through the second half, the coach realised he was a player short.

‘It was Kylian, and he had just wandered off. We found him sitting in a tree, and when we asked why, he just shrugged his shoulders and said he was fed up of playing.

PMSL I found this funny.

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Wouldn't matter if it was you. It's like you're banned anyway. You're never here.

Why did you leave me? You bastard :'(

I am a man of few words, a silent guardian, a man of action. Just like Locke (I think) or Batman. Ever wondered why you're still alive, not lost?... Exactly

Well in real life and I am rather short and I do have a crippling heroin addiction.

Good call.

What happened to Charlie and Locke in the series? That's a good indicator of what will happen to us.

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I am a man of few words, a silent guardian, a man of action. Just like Locke (I think) or Batman. Ever wondered why you're still alive, not lost?... Exactly

What happened to Charlie and Locke in the series? That's a good indicator of what will happen to us.

I'M GOING TO LOSE MY HEROIN?

Only if they don't do a Lauren Tait and shuv bananas up their cunts. Have you seen that hahahhahaha?

I have now. I love crazy women like that, well for about ten minutes anyway. There are some things I want to say but don't because I just know I'll get laughed at.

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I'd rather be the bird with nice tits - so I can sit there playing with them all day :D

So those 4 bans are permanent? Couldn't they just change IP and create a new account? Or is it like a temp-Ban - 3-4 weeks in the cooler?

Yep, perma ban. And yeah they could create a new IP and a new account that way, but where is the honour in that?

I'm going a bender tomorrow with a few mates of mine, hopefully some fit birds magically appear so it isn't a complete sausagefest. I should really cut back, but to hell with it!

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