Leif 6,006 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 uh oh. this mango right here is giving me a look. mmm.im carrying around my laptop round the house giving it a tour for some reason. my cat is following. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,889 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Spike says he misses my Scottishness and I need to post more. Bless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Spike says he misses my Scottishness and I need to post more. Bless.I dinnae wut yer talkin bout, laddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 The Missis broke up with me cause I'd rather watch Chelsea play then go out with her and her mates #didicatedfan.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 The Missis broke up with me cause I'd rather watch Chelsea play then go out with her and her mates#didicatedfan.comWho the hell would want to go out on the town the miss' friends anyway? All giggling and $12 dollar sugar cocktails with sexual names.You just know one will drink too much start vomitting and then start crying (or vice versa I can't remember). Then she passes out on the ground with her legs wide open inviting the world to take a peak and then you have to carry her home and the next day you get accused of groping her while she was passed out.That shit does not happen when you're at home watching the tele. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strike 7,533 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 The Missis broke up with me cause I'd rather watch Chelsea play then go out with her and her mates#didicatedfan.com#Respect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 i'll take a picture next time. Please don't. I slept for about 11 hours today First time I've slept this much. Surprisingly I feel tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase 43,479 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Please don't.I slept for about 11 hours today First time I've slept this much. Surprisingly I feel tired.You must have *ahem* on it last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 You must have *ahem* on it last night. No Idea what that means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase 43,479 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 No Idea what that means Don't be shy. Just admit it. I won't tell anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Don't be shy. Just admit it. I won't tell anyone. No honestly I'm not familiar with expression you are implying, but judging by the situation I'd guess it has something to do with sex or masturbation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase 43,479 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 No honestly I'm not familiar with expression you are implying, but judging by the situation I'd guess it has something to do with sex or masturbation Bingo! What else would I have been implying?! So, tell us. What happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 So, tell us. What happened? I had a foursome with two Ukranian twins and a midget Nah, I had not slept the night before...and maybe had one too many drinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase 43,479 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 I had a foursome with two Ukranian twins and a midget Nah, I had not slept the night before...and maybe had one too many drinks Yes yes. Drink too much at first and then *ahem*.The rest as they say is history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Yes yes. Drink too much at first and then *ahem*.The rest as they say is history. Story of my life.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Woah, I was incredibly drunk last night. I didn't want to get so wasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Please don't.I slept for about 11 hours today First time I've slept this much. Surprisingly I feel tired.Can you beat my record of 20-21 hours of continuous sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Can you beat my record of 20-21 hours of continuous sleep?Yes. When I was ill at the end of last year I slept about 20 hours a day for a few weeks. A nasty virus that prevented me from eating, back and neck cramps and viral fatigue sydrome left me 10 kgs lighter and several shades whiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Yes. When I was ill at the end of last year I slept about 20 hours a day for a few weeks. A nasty virus that prevented me from eating, back and neck cramps and viral fatigue sydrome left me 10 kgs lighter and several shades whiter.Well i wasn't sick and i didn't ask you. Now back off, the record is mine, it's one of the greatest life achievements one can ask for. Strike and Amblève. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Well i wasn't sick and i didn't ask you. Now back off, the record is mine, it's one of the greatest life achievements one can ask for.manpe has sand in his vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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