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The Missis broke up with me cause I'd rather watch Chelsea play then go out with her and her mates

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Who the hell would want to go out on the town the miss' friends anyway? All giggling and $12 dollar sugar cocktails with sexual names.You just know one will drink too much start vomitting and then start crying (or vice versa I can't remember). Then she passes out on the ground with her legs wide open inviting the world to take a peak and then you have to carry her home and the next day you get accused of groping her while she was passed out.

That shit does not happen when you're at home watching the tele.

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No honestly I'm not familiar with expression you are implying, but judging by the situation I'd guess it has something to do with sex or masturbation :P

Bingo! What else would I have been implying?! :lol:

So, tell us. What happened?

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Can you beat my record of 20-21 hours of continuous sleep?

Yes. When I was ill at the end of last year I slept about 20 hours a day for a few weeks. A nasty virus that prevented me from eating, back and neck cramps and viral fatigue sydrome left me 10 kgs lighter and several shades whiter.

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Yes. When I was ill at the end of last year I slept about 20 hours a day for a few weeks. A nasty virus that prevented me from eating, back and neck cramps and viral fatigue sydrome left me 10 kgs lighter and several shades whiter.

Well i wasn't sick and i didn't ask you. Now back off, the record is mine, it's one of the greatest life achievements one can ask for.

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