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[Leif 6,006]

The positive man sees his penis as half erect. The negative man sees his penis as half flaccid.

[zolayes 14,489]

The positive man sees his penis as half erect. The negative man sees his penis as half flaccid.

the positive man changes centimetres into inches .....10 centimetres then sounds quite impressive

[Jase 43,479]

Cheers mate Actually, I'm getting at least 5 copies of the book, but the translated one, in my mother tongue If you fancy yourself in the Czech language

No problem. Send me over a copy and then I'll sell to it someone for a higher price.

[Jase 43,479]

Relax mate! No need to be sorry...

@Rmpr, why so serious?

[Rmpr 8,977]

@Rmpr, why so serious?

HAHAHAHA, not meant to be!!!

I may sound serious sometimes because I only know formal english (learned in school so...)!

[Liquidator 5,176]

where did Semia+7 go?

[Strike 7,265]

finally done with exams. 18 days of bliss now. too bad there's no Prem League this weekend

[Kezza 1,965]

Anyone see this?

I dunno about you, but I'd love to see this happen!

Hopefully someone can rep the TC!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

finally done with exams. 18 days of bliss now. too bad there's no Prem League this weekend

Congrats mate. How did you do?

[Strike 7,265]

Congrats mate. How did you do?

not bad at all. looking forward to free time now. gonna play my FPL wildcard i guess. happy days

[DDA 9,689]

Holy shit... I'm hanging like a garden basket. Too many larger's last night to say the least. Though I did wake up with a bra in my pocket so all isn't so bad!

[manpe 10,861]

Holy shit... I'm hanging like a garden basket. Too many larger's last night to say the least. Though I did wake up with a bra in my pocket so all isn't so bad!

Must've been a really small bra

[DDA 9,689]

Must've been a really small bra

Or I have really big pockets!

[manpe 10,861]

Or I have really big pockets!

Plausible if you're into hip-hop. Why would it be in your pocket though? Most likely you just stole them to feel better in the morning, creating an illusion of you having had a great night instead of a miserable and lonely one.

[DDA 9,689]

Plausible if you're into hip-hop. Why would it be in your pocket though? Most likely you just stole them to feel better in the morning, creating an illusion of you having had a great night instead of a miserable and lonely one.

Spot on but I couldn't tell you why they were in my pocket. When I'm drunk I tend to turn into the Artful Dodger and steal things. I stole the girls morning after pills too. Once i returned from a house drunken with series 2 of 24 stuffed down the back of my jeans.

[Rmpr 8,977]

The existence of the world in 3012 is more likely than the existence of an invented person, so it's an obvious choice.

How is Jesus invented, just shut up....

[zolayes 14,489]

Must've been a really small bra

think he meant brain ....also very small

[Amblève. 4,995]

How is Jesus invented, just shut up....

Prove me wrong. Show me something that proves the existence of Muhammad, Jesus, God etc.