The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Strike 7,474]

The Missis broke up with me cause I'd rather watch Chelsea play then go out with her and her mates

#didicatedfan.com

#Respect

[CHOULO19 24,332]

i'll take a picture next time.

Please don't.

I slept for about 11 hours today First time I've slept this much. Surprisingly I feel tired.

[Jase 43,479]

Please don't.

I slept for about 11 hours today First time I've slept this much. Surprisingly I feel tired.

You must have *ahem* on it last night.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

You must have *ahem* on it last night.

No Idea what that means

[Jase 43,479]

No Idea what that means

Don't be shy. Just admit it. I won't tell anyone.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Don't be shy. Just admit it. I won't tell anyone.

No honestly I'm not familiar with expression you are implying, but judging by the situation I'd guess it has something to do with sex or masturbation

[Jase 43,479]

No honestly I'm not familiar with expression you are implying, but judging by the situation I'd guess it has something to do with sex or masturbation

Bingo! What else would I have been implying?!

So, tell us. What happened?

[CHOULO19 24,332]

So, tell us. What happened?

I had a foursome with two Ukranian twins and a midget

Nah, I had not slept the night before...and maybe had one too many drinks

[Jase 43,479]

I had a foursome with two Ukranian twins and a midget

Nah, I had not slept the night before...and maybe had one too many drinks

Yes yes. Drink too much at first and then *ahem*.

The rest as they say is history.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Yes yes. Drink too much at first and then *ahem*.

The rest as they say is history.

Story of my life..

[Spike 12,049]

Woah, I was incredibly drunk last night. I didn't want to get so wasted.

[manpe 10,861]

Please don't.

I slept for about 11 hours today First time I've slept this much. Surprisingly I feel tired.

Can you beat my record of 20-21 hours of continuous sleep?

[Spike 12,049]

Can you beat my record of 20-21 hours of continuous sleep?

Yes. When I was ill at the end of last year I slept about 20 hours a day for a few weeks. A nasty virus that prevented me from eating, back and neck cramps and viral fatigue sydrome left me 10 kgs lighter and several shades whiter.

[manpe 10,861]

Yes. When I was ill at the end of last year I slept about 20 hours a day for a few weeks. A nasty virus that prevented me from eating, back and neck cramps and viral fatigue sydrome left me 10 kgs lighter and several shades whiter.

Well i wasn't sick and i didn't ask you. Now back off, the record is mine, it's one of the greatest life achievements one can ask for.

[Spike 12,049]

Well i wasn't sick and i didn't ask you. Now back off, the record is mine, it's one of the greatest life achievements one can ask for.

manpe has sand in his vagina.