Harry Kane

[nyikolajevics 2,690]

Fuck the Jesus allegory I posted earlier. He is literally god.

Gaspachio's head is going to blow up someday He shouldn't wear tight shirts.

[Spike 12,049]

10 Things You Didn't Know About Lord Harry Kane:

1. He is England's greatest ever player.

2. Kane not Bobby Moore captained England to the World Cup victory of '66.

3. Even though he appears to have Downs Syndrome, he in fact doesn't.

4. Kane has scored more goals in the Premier League than every Tottenham player in history put together.

5. Kane was Rooney's coach as a teenager at Everton.

6. His Wikipedia page has already been updated to show for that goal he just scored minutes ago.

7. Only Harry Kane has scored more goals than Chuck Norris and Pele.

8. He taught Matt le Tissier how to score from long range, FKs and penalty kicks.

9. Maradona was disappointed when his daughter married Sergio Aguero, he had been hoping she would marry Lord Kane.

10. He cured Messi of his Asperger's Sydrome after many therapy sessions in Barcelona.

[Spike 12,049]

If Harry Kane was animal he'd be a GOAT.

[Spike 12,049]

Harry Kane can beat John Cena cleanly.

[nyikolajevics 2,690]

10 Things You Didn't Know About Lord Harry Kane:

1. He is England's greatest ever player.

2. Kane not Bobby Moore captained England to the World Cup victory of '66.

3. Even though he appears to have Downs Syndrome, he in fact doesn't.

4. Kane has scored more goals in the Premier League than every Tottenham player in history put together.

5. Kane was Rooney's coach as a teenager at Everton.

6. His Wikipedia page has already been updated to show for that goal he just scored minutes ago.

7. Only Harry Kane has scored more goals than Chuck Norris and Pele.

8. He taught Matt le Tissier how to score from long range, FKs and penalty kicks.

9. Maradona was disappointed when his daughter married Sergio Aguero, he had been hoping she would marry Lord Kane.

10. He cured Messi of his Asperger's Sydrome after many therapy sessions in Barcelona.

11. He would be perfect as James Bond or Malfoy.

[Spike 12,049]

11. He would be perfect as James Bond or Malfoy.

Fuck off he is the literal inspiration for James Bond. Ian Fleming met him during WW2 while undercover in the Gestapo. The only reason Lord Kane didn't assassinate Hitler is because he took pity on him.

[MrBlueGuy 1,552]

English Muller, can see him joining Real one day if he keeps this up. I know we all said about needing to prove it for a couple of seasons...etc but this lad is pure hardwork+ ability to find himself in the right place at the right time.

[zolayes 14,489]

11. He would be perfect as James Bond or Malfoy.

he would be perfect as Basildon Bond

[Pizy 18,852]

You just know the biased English media will snub Hazard (the most outstanding player who will lead his side to the title) and give Kane Player of the Year.

Their tongues have been slurping his asshole all season and they've taken it up a notch after tonight. Nothing more irritating on Twitter than reading 100 journalists wanking themselves silly over yet another overrated English player for hours.

I hope he goes the way of Michu or Cisse and blows next season after teams learn how to cope with him like we did in the cup final.

[iseah100 5,612]

Kane is better than Ronaldo

[zolayes 14,489]

Kane is better than Ronaldo

They are already making a film of his career,, Mondo K©ane 2

[Pizy 18,852]

Kane is better than Ronaldo

Ronaldo couldn't dream of scoring against the mighty Lithuania. Or any of those Europa League opponents nobodies ever heard of.

[iseah100 5,612]

Ronaldo couldn't dream of scoring against the mighty Lithuania. Or any of those Europa League opponents nobodies ever heard of.

Or against us!

[RoyalBlues 4,050]

How much will he cost at the moment? 200 millions?

[supporter 3,088]

I have a question about Harry Kane:

Really there any chance that we can sign Harry Kane or impossible to be Tottenham a rival in the same city?

We can actually sign Kane or are just wishes?

Having a player from your own country is always good. You do have support across the country and manages relations with the English federation (FA).

Kane is a great player but he is very young. My question is if Kane is a player with a future or Kane is a player who is having a spectacular season and nothing more for the future.

Regarding the price I think that Daniel Levy must be rubbing their hands thinking about the amount of the transfer.

I Do not know, a great player but very young. The best player in the UK since the emergence of Bale. In the case of Kane is a player with a great future the team that manages his move there will be done excellent business. But if he fails ...

But Kane is undoubtedly one of the most fit players in the world right now.

Regards to ALL.