Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

[Johnnyeye 7,440]

6 minutes ago, Vesper said:

In our house this would be lesbi juice 

dont forget the candle lights and rose petals with a soft music to set the mood just nice, hmmm...

[mccg 1,528]

10 minutes ago, Special Juan said:

 what I am alluding too is more trying different players. Emerson, Hudson-Odoi, Christensen, Ampadu and that's to name a few.

Emerson has hardly done anything wrong in his starts, same with CHO. I think this is half the problem, the players under perform and know they will start the following week, due to the manager being stubborn and having favorites.

Well said m8, congratulations , you have the CFC job, this guy has brought this upon himself with his stubborn/ignorant approach in the last few months, all he had to do was solidify the defensive phase(drop Kante into dm as 1 or 2) , make us hard to break down, play on the counter attack like utd, get confidence in the team and take it from there, to be sitting easily in the top4 before xmas to now 6th is nothing short of embarrassing and the performances to boot ditto.

[Vesper 28,779]

13 minutes ago, mccg said:

Shuffe ,more like change alot of the jokers in the deck , it seems we are not playing the same game even , teams are playing strip poker and we are playing patience or some shit!

At least 10 of these particular jokers in Sarri's deck 

[Vesper 28,779]

5 minutes ago, Johnnyeye said:

dont forget the candle lights and rose petals with a soft music to set the mood just nice, hmmm...

We are more into strobes, whips, pills, and

 

[mccg 1,528]

11 minutes ago, Vesper said:

In our house this would be lesbi juice 

what do u do with the bottle after you finish it lol .... hope you recycle lol , Billecart Salmon does it smell of fish lol

[mccg 1,528]

'OUT OF HIS DEPTH' 

Chelsea manager Maurizio Sarri is ‘one game away’ from the sack, says fuming former Blue Craig Burley

https://talksport.com/football/497345/chelsea-manager-maurizio-sarri-sack-craig-burley/

[Vesper 28,779]

21 minutes ago, mccg said:

what do u do with the bottle after you finish it lol .... hope you recycle lol , Billecart Salmon does it smell of fish lol

We recycle almost everything here in Sweden. Super green nation.

That rose is probably close to if not the best easily available sub £100 bottle of champagne on the planet IMHO. Nectar of the goddess.

[Special Juan 27,424]

@mccg @Vesper back on topic please.

[mccg 1,528]

12 minutes ago, Special Juan said:

@mccg @Vesper back on topic please.

it was a comedy link ,what do you get with Sarri-Seaman-Champagne , Slurred or incoherent speech.
Poor balance and clumsiness.
Delayed reflexes.
Stomach pains, vomiting or nausea.
Loss of consciousness or blacking-out.
Redness of the face during or after periods of consumption.

[mccg 1,528]

Sarri meets Chelsea: the latest on his future

https://www.calciomercato.com/en/news/sarri-meets-chelsea-the-latest-on-his-future-18642

[Special Juan 27,424]

This talk of Lampard and Morris...I just think it's too easy to put it all together and get these two, not just that but I actually think its too early as well as I think he would knock it back. Frank isn't stupid and knows, as much as he loves the club, just how much a poisoned chalice it really is. He's literally in the bottle feeding stage himself, and to be honest he's doing a decent job at Derby. I'm not sure how beneficial this job, at this time would be for him to come him and sort things.

[Special Juan 27,424]

 

[mccg 1,528]

Maurizio Sarri's Chelsea struggles explained by Italian football expert Adam Digby

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/11642010/maurizio-sarris-chelsea-struggles-explained-by-italian-football-expert-adam-digby

[ChelseaFanUK 1,014]

1 hour ago, mccg said:

Sarri meets Chelsea: the latest on his future

https://www.calciomercato.com/en/news/sarri-meets-chelsea-the-latest-on-his-future-18642

That sounds like absolute rubbish.  Our press would be reporting the same if that were true.  There is no way theyll allow him to continue with another defeat sunday.  Its throwing the season away almost

 

I think Corriere delo sport are pretty poor anyway

 

Sarri on whether he spoke to Marina or Roman Abramovich: "No, not in this week."   Fuck off with your lies Corriere delo Sport.

[Laylabelle 9,351]

1 hour ago, Special Juan said:

This talk of Lampard and Morris...I just think it's too easy to put it all together and get these two, not just that but I actually think its too early as well as I think he would knock it back. Frank isn't stupid and knows, as much as he loves the club, just how much a poisoned chalice it really is. He's literally in the bottle feeding stage himself, and to be honest he's doing a decent job at Derby. I'm not sure how beneficial this job, at this time would be for him to come him and sort things.

Yeah and it's a bit of a risk to leave somewhere where he's doing well and come to the this crazy place. 

[Jase 43,479]

 

 

 

Dear oh dear!

[Special Juan 27,424]

Just fucking wow.

[Jase 43,479]

1. The players have bad mentality.
2. I can't motivate the players.
3. The players don't show enough aggression.
4. My system is not the problem, it's the players.
5. We don't have enough time.

Sarri's list of excuses is getting longer and longer...