Sarri But Not Sarri Thread

[Vesper 28,975]

I already have the next manager for us (and a plan)

MIGUEL CARDOSO (RIO AVE)

Hire him, and next summer he flies to Inter Milan first training a couple days early, orders in Icardi, Skriniar, and Barella, and tells them that training has been moved to London

 

this is why it MIGHT work!!

 

MIGUEL CARDOSO

 Luciano Spalletti

[whats happening 1,531]

52 minutes ago, Vesper said:

 

i dont trust david luiz at all. he is a shithead as well. and i think hazard would turn on sarri as same as he turned on conte, but since he's leaving he probably doesnt care.

and i think there is really 5% chance that sarri will get booted. only if we lose like the next three games...

[Unionjack 7,531]

 

We had 2 very tough managers before Sarri came in and they said exactly the same thing Sarri has.

Sarri came in and at the start of the season to a member we all said it was great having such a nice friendly manager, how nice and refreshing it was to have a manager that wanted to have fun. Oh how the lads played and laughed in practice!

But the lads are very clever. They learned well with Mou the old smoke and mirrors.

But they still totally confuse me.

We was great right up till Everton. From then on a totally diifferent group of players. Like someones taken away their sweeties.

But going from the way we played against shitty. Fire in our belly, organized, quick to now - what the fuck could have gone wrong since then?

If you're going to tell me all this is down to a false 9 I'll call you delude.

Even if Eden absolutely detested being in that position hes a big boy who wears big boy trousers. He should suck it the fuck up and do as good a job as he possibly can.

I wonder what the members are thinking who dont think Alonso is bad right now? Proud of yer boy are you?

OK Sarri might not have done himself any favors saying all this but hes not had the experience of working his way from club to club across Europe. He still has hes balls and pride so tells it like he sees it. We know the dressing room will now get even worse and our results will too. They dont take criticism. On;y arms rtound the shouders and a pat on the arse.

I dont know what the answer is with this selection of players! I think its time we changed the majority of them. Time for a complete fresh start. Get the old bad blood out and a complete transfusion.

Yeah right  like that will happen!

Lets get a new manager instead - nowt wrong with the players we got.

 

 

 

[Vesper 28,975]

17 minutes ago, Unionjack said:

But they still totally confuse me.

Going from the way we played against shitty. Fire in our belly, otganized, quick. What the fuck could have gone wrong since then?

Jorginho went back on the crack pipe and had a party

before

after

[Clockwork 1,794]

Not ready to call for Sarri sacking, but i desperately want to see something i mean anything at this point. Sarri has literally played the same players and formation since arriving at Chelsea. Well i guess minus playing Hazard as a false 9 that is change he has made, but complete abomination. Every substitutes he makes in game is like for like regardless of the situation. I have honestly never seen a manager as rigid as Sarri. 

After publicly shaming his players for lack of motivation, i have no doubt he will reward the same players with another 90m on the pitch against Spurs. 

 

 

[Clockwork 1,794]

53 minutes ago, Vesper said:

I already have the next manager for us (and a plan)

MIGUEL CARDOSO (RIO AVE)

Hire him, and next summer he flies to Inter Milan first training a couple days early, orders in Icardi, Skriniar, and Barella, and tells them that training has been moved to London

 

this is why it MIGHT work!!

 

MIGUEL CARDOSO

 Luciano Spalletti

no thanks to Spalletti, i have had my fill of Italian managers for a while. know nothing about Cardoso. Paulo Fonseca of Shakhtar Donetsk interest me though. 

[Unionjack 7,531]

7 hours ago, Vesper said:

Jorginho went back on the crack pipe and had a party

before

after

Old boys should sell that diet hes on. Sell it in north London. Saw enough fugly old fat bald gooners today that thought they were still hard to last me a lifetime.

[Vesper 28,975]

18 minutes ago, Clockwork said:

no thanks to Spalletti, i have had my fill of Italian managers for a while. know nothing about Cardoso. Paulo Fonseca of Shakhtar Donetsk interest me though. 

it was a joke

re-read it

look a likes

'steal' Inter's 3 best players, all 3 linked here so hard

would never suggest Spalletti

 

ironically Miguel Cardoso was just at Shakhtar a couple years back, lolol

[Henrique 9,133]

Sarri is a pretty weak manager.

Sarri represents the current state of this club. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to give the job to an old manger with 0 trophies and that only managed clubs in Serie A? Just look at Sarri's CV. He only managed small teams in Italy before becoming Napoli's coach. He did a good job for 3 season with Napoli, but nothing superb. Then suddenly the board thought he was the right guy. Gimme a break.

Sarri is probably the worst appointment of Abramovich era. In my books his appointment is worst than Avran Grant, Scolari, AVB and RDM. I mean, when Grant got a 3 years contract he was doing a decent job with the team, Scolari was doing a great job with Portugal, AVB was considered the next Pep Guardiola after his experience with Benfica, and RDM just had won the UCL with the team.

Sarri is a 60 years old manager with a poor CV. I mean, whats the difference between Sarri's CV and the ones coming from Premier League guys like Alan Pardew, Big Sam and Tony Pulis? Well, he is from Italy, so since he came from a foreign league he must be pretty good for people running the club.

I think Ms. Granovskaya needs someone at her side, someone who really understand what the game is about.

[Vesper 28,975]

17 minutes ago, Unionjack said:

Old boys should sell thgat diet hes on. Sell it in north London. Saw enough fugly old fat bald gooners today that thought they were still hard to last me a lifetime.

[Unionjack 7,531]

3 minutes ago, Vesper said:

EXACTLY my point!

[LAM09 6,770]

I don't know how he has the nerve to talk about mentality, yet persist with someone like Alonso.

Massive two weeks for him

[Vesper 28,975]

Maurizio Sarri blasts his players but Chelsea's issues are his fault

http://www.espn.co.uk/soccer/blog/the-match/60/post/3753439/maurizio-sarri-blasts-his-players-but-chelseas-issues-are-his-fault

[DDA 9,689]

Sarri's team selection last night nearly sent my Pugs into an early grave but qudos for coming out swinging. He is right about this group of players. They are weak and without a leader on the pitch and in the dressing room. Zero footballing I.q. amongst them, It's beyond my disbelief, it really is. Sarri must watch these twats on the ball and think, "wtf is this shit". Compare this to his Napoli dons and it is terrifying in comparison. Like for like the players of Naples are lightyears ahead of ours and they probably didn't cost half as much. I'm not to say Sarri isn't to blame for recent results because he is most certainly is. Picking a donkey like Alonso when we have a more dynamic Emerson on the bench is weird considering the flexibilty required from one to play in Sarris system. Willian is just an absolute disgrace at times and the Hazard in a false 9 position is obviously not working and that could been seen before yesterdays game. Our fans are acting as if these problems are new. They were there before Sarris arrival. Morata was a huge gamble which didn't pay off. Wilian has been stealing a wage for as long as I can remember and the center of our midifeld has been toothless for years. Hazard has been surrounded by mediocrity since the departure of DRogs and Lamps ect. Our recruitment has been horrific in all hoensty. The board should take a loong hard look at their own work before looking at Sarris and take responsibility for this shambles. The only players I can think we have legitimately replaced like for like since the CL winning squad is the GK, Kante and we upgraded the Right back in Azpi. We did ok with Costa but he let us down with his piss poor attitude more often than not. Other than that every single area bar Hazard has been downgraded with average players who don't have an elite mentality. It doesn't matter what manager is at the reings, until these fruads are replaced and our board recruits elite talent then we will never see sustained success.

[BlueLyon 9,359]

Sarri: its hard to motivate players...

Well no shit sherlock if players know they will get picked regardless of how shit they play.

 

[ccheongf 211]

EPL is fast and furious, rough and tough. SAri balls doesnt help much either focusing too much on Jorghino. When he is marked out , Chelses flopped.. He was effective at the beginnig but now all teams knew how to marked him out. Sari selection too is at fault. No change of youngster playing even those old chaps played badly. And the board buying players too, all making wrong decisions. Right now chelsea doesnt have wing attack, midfield attack and assist .  Zappacosta dribbles and supply balls to the centre ,Funny though , he is not playing. We dnt have Lampard anymore ,givng at least 15 goals per season constantly for 10 years. Got to let go many old chaps. And Abromovick, please sell Chelsea before things get worse. Now SARI is blaming the players at news conference. OOOH oohoh   issue up again , Chelsea wont be playing CHAMPION LEAGUE fooltball next season again. 

[Johnnyeye 7,443]

yes the players have their share of the blame, but its Sarri's job to detect any mistake and make adjustments that benifit the team, he's the one in training with the players,  this guys just keeps blaming the players instead of looking at his own faults, he is the one who keeps playing the same dross week in week out expecting different results when its as clear as daylight its not working, plays Hazard in false 9, plays Kante out of position, insists on playing his two darlings Willian and Alonso, etc... and he has the nerve to say the players aren't ready for a tactical change, are you fucking kidding me? maybe its you that is not ready to change because you are too coward, stubborn and self-assured to move out of your confort zone to try new things, these group of players have played in different systems before with previous managers and won titles, so don't give us those lame excuses, no wonder this guy hasn't won a trophy yet, any top manager makes tweaks if something is not working, but this crackpipe smoker is too blinded by smokescreen to do anything. Cheers

[Kajo 176]

I think people already forgot the articles describing Sarri profile before he joined Chelsea. The one thing that he was criticised at Napoli was lack of rotation in the squad and sticking to the same starting XI.

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