Chelsea banned for TWO transfer windows

[ChelseaFanUK 1,014]

Still reckon the CAS will lift it. 

[ChelseaFanUK 1,014]

19 hours ago, bakayokofan said:

I don't get all the gloom and doom.

Yes, the ban definitely affects us in the wrong way but I don't think it's the end of the world. Infact, if anything, it's exactly what we need to get some youngsters in. It might/will force some changes in the board and the way they operate. End all this young player trafficking.

Also, given our track record in buying players like morata, DD, baba Rahman, papy etc etc what's the over/under on the board actually doing a decent job?

Here's my take on what the squad can be next season

Gk - kepa, willy, x

Rb - azpi, Reece James

Cb - Luiz, Rudi, Andreas, tomori - Probably not

Lb - Emerson, da silva off to bristol city most likely

Dm - jorginho, ampadu

Lcm - Barkley, RLC

Rcm - Kante, mount almost certain to have another loan

Rw - CHo, Pedro

Lw - pulisic, hazard

St - michy, Tammy, higauin

Just sell the Deadwood and 90% of the loan army which is never going to make it here.

Out:

Bakayoko - 30mil

Willian - 20mil - no way at that price

Mvg - 10mil - wouldnt mind seeing him get a chance 

Pasalic - 10mil

Aina - 5mil

Drinkwater - 20mil

Alonso - 30mil

Zappacosta - 10mil

Baba Rahman - 10mil

Kennedy - 15mil

Zouma - 30mil

Blackman, Todd Kane, Nathan, colkett, 

Miazga, brown, kalas, Hector, Baker, piazon, musonda - 40mil

 

That's a total of 230mil£ without having to even sell off Eden and/or CHO.

According to me, the few players who deserve to be on the books and loans are dujon Sterling, Palmer, kylian. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Unionjack 7,531]

2 hours ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Gran Canaria is good. If youre into the naturist thang, run the gauntlet of Africans selling massive bling watches and sunglasses and then over the dunes you can join the stark bollock naked Germans waving their schlongs and saggy tits about.

I've beem loadsa times mate. Used to go straight from Goa to there and have 3 months working as entertainments manager for Fantasy Island (big bar down south) Just organizing pissups, bringing in crazy punters, hiring peeps to fly post and dish out flyers etc. But with my own little thing on the side with the Africans. Still mates with one of them. The Headhunters would make him a member in a second lol. Had my bum burned in Maspalomas enough times lol. Got stoned in them the 1st time I was there and crashed out wearing a string vest and nowt else haha Looked like a red chess board!

Who knows. Just MAYBE Tammy and Bats might just be pissed off enough at the club to let it all out on the pitch and work out great!

Then again ................

[ccheongf 211]

Good GOOD , its time Chelsea focus on potential young players of the academy. Chelsea keep on buying all wrong expensive flop players recently.

[Fulham Broadway 17,299]

8 hours ago, Unionjack said:

I've beem loadsa times mate. Used to go straight from Goa to there and have 3 months working as entertainments manager for Fantasy Island (big bar down south) Just organizing pissups, bringing in crazy punters, hiring peeps to fly post and dish out flyers etc. But with my own little thing on the side with the Africans. Still mates with one of them. The Headhunters would make him a member in a second lol. Had my bum burned in Maspalomas enough times lol. Got stoned in them the 1st time I was there and crashed out wearing a string vest and nowt else haha Looked like a red chess board!

Who knows. Just MAYBE Tammy and Bats might just be pissed off enough at the club to let it all out on the pitch and work out great!

Then again ................

Lol you've certainly got about UJ. I;ve done all the Canaries now but not La Gomera yet.

Not that unhappy about the ban-think it could work in our favour. I remember when us fans were banned -if you have an original 'You Can't Ban a Chelsea Fan' tee it's worth a small fortune !

 

[the wes 7,212]

FIFA were allegedly offered £310m payment by Qatar 21 days prior to successful World Cup bid

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-6791737/Qatar-secret-400m-World-Cup-payments-FIFA-480m-retain-hosting-rights.html

And they have the cheeky to give us a transfer ban 

[Fulham Broadway 17,299]

33 minutes ago, the wes said:

FIFA were allegedly offered £310m payment by Qatar 21 days prior to successful World Cup bid

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-6791737/Qatar-secret-400m-World-Cup-payments-FIFA-480m-retain-hosting-rights.html

And they have the cheeky to give us a transfer ban 

….and FIFA are happy for builders working on the dodgy winning World Cup bid at Qatar dying at the rate of one every two days....

[Unionjack 7,531]

On 3/11/2019 at 7:19 AM, Fulham Broadway said:

Lol you've certainly got about UJ. I;ve done all the Canaries now but not La Gomera yet.

Not that unhappy about the ban-think it could work in our favour. I remember when us fans were banned -if you have an original 'You Can't Ban a Chelsea Fan' tee it's worth a small fortune !

 

Did go when a mate took us on his boat when we were in Teneriffe. Think we stayed 3 hours lol

Mate we all get thru this thing called life in any way we can.

I've never had any dependents, I drive a old car from '73, scooter from '68, all me furnitures 2nd hand. I've done a bit of traveling, got a shit hot record collection and had a good crack.

 

With ZZ def taking Eden and who knows - maybe the Wee Baldy Man too. This here ban is really going to make us walk bandy legged!

We will be a patchwork quilt made from our loan army and 30+'s.

Can you just imagine us in the CL I really would want that to happen! It would be hilarious! Wouldn't miss it for the world lol

[Vesper 30,085]

On 11/03/2019 at 8:19 AM, Fulham Broadway said:

Lol you've certainly got about UJ. I;ve done all the Canaries now but not La Gomera yet.

Not that unhappy about the ban-think it could work in our favour. I remember when us fans were banned -if you have an original 'You Can't Ban a Chelsea Fan' tee it's worth a small fortune !

 

[Fulham Broadway 17,299]

16 minutes ago, Vesper said:

Brilliant pic. Lol at all the 'lionels'

[Vesper 30,085]

20 minutes ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Brilliant pic. Lol at all the 'lionels'

you can buy a repro here

http://www.atimebeforesky.co.uk/buy-online/4592351956/you-can't-ban-a-chelsea-fan-1982/10705025

Classic Chelsea t-shirt design from 1982 following the FA's decision to prevent Chelsea fans travelling to away matches.  Needless to say, the ban wasn't particularly successful!

Available in White, Sky Blue, Sage, Cream or Grey

[Unionjack 7,531]

12 minutes ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Brilliant pic. Lol at all the 'lionels'

OI!!! I still wear them!!!

Might not be as baggy tho!! I once had a pair made - '74. 36" at the knee,, 36" at the heel 3 pleats each side. Front ticket pocket and a flap on front,side,back ones. Wear them with a foot length wine red patchwork leather. Used to look like a long queue of speed vampires outside the Niters! Flapping away on the dancefloor!

Problem is that SOME still dress like it. Sad gits. Look like all them old Teds that goto the R 'n R weekend dos. Looks like Broadmoor let them out for fancy dress night. Bless em!

Never was one for them shirts. But did have a badge or 2 and some calling cards.

[Vesper 30,085]

11 minutes ago, Unionjack said:

 

Never was one for them shirts. But did have a badge or 2 and some calling cards.

 

roflmaooooooooooooooooo

 

[Unionjack 7,531]

24 minutes ago, Vesper said:

you can buy a repro here

http://www.atimebeforesky.co.uk/buy-online/4592351956/you-can't-ban-a-chelsea-fan-1982/10705025

Classic Chelsea t-shirt design from 1982 following the FA's decision to prevent Chelsea fans travelling to away matches.  Needless to say, the ban wasn't particularly successful!

Available in White, Sky Blue, Sage, Cream or Grey

HAS to be vintage Mrs!

Dunno if anyone gets Chels collectables off Evilbay nut I get a shirt now n then or some odd item.

But theres times that good stuff does pop up.

Beautiful Game Official Chelsea FC Stamford Bridge FULL WALL MURAL Wall Sticker

£99

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Beautiful-Game-Official-Chelsea-FC-Stamford-Bridge-FULL-WALL-MURAL-Wall-Sticker/202493870130?hash=item2f25934032:m:mjh2s_57ZVIPxudcCyGvGTw

CHELSEA FC stadium dug out seat can be used as reclining office gamer chair

£350

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHELSEA-FC-stadium-dug-out-seat-can-be-used-as-reclining-office-gamer-chair/153333792963?hash=item23b36800c3:g:q28AAOSwmFxcNdsn

UNIQUE ORIGINAL CHELSEA FC SUN NEWSPAPER METAL PRINTING PLATE PREM LEAGUE CHAMPS 2014/15

£3.5k Buy Now

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNIQUE-ORIGINAL-CHELSEA-FC-SUN-NEWSPAPER-METAL-PRINTING-PLATE-PREM-LEAGUE-CHAMPS/283412070335?hash=item41fcacffbf:g:3rQAAOSwy6hce7M3&frcectupt=true

[NikkiCFC 8,286]

Why is club so quiet on this issue?  They should go PR war with FIFA. Put pressure on CAS to overturn decision as soon as possible. In two or three months. It's not like they have many cases on that court. I'm sure Roman have ability and people who can make this happen. After all FIFA is most corrupt organization. 💰💰💰