Closed Liverpool 0-2 Chelsea

[CHOULO19 24,332]

what?

Not sure if it is a joke or the truth, but it's too funny either way.

It's a joke basically calling all scousers inbreds. Come on guys, let's keep this classy. This makes us no better than the scum with their sick jokes about Frank's mum. (although I do admit it's funny! )

[LAM09 6,557]

It's a joke basically calling all scousers inbreds. Come on guys, let's keep this classy. This makes us no better than the scum with their sick jokes about Frank's mum. (although I do admit it's funny! )

Sorry mate, I thought it was too funny not to post.

[Azpinator 2,325]

It's a joke basically calling all scousers inbreds. Come on guys, let's keep this classy. This makes us no better than the scum with their sick jokes about Frank's mum. (although I do admit it's funny! )

Please ban this guy.

[LAB 1,030]

He has all my respect for pointing out the right things and asking the right questions. You simply cannot have your team lose a match and blame the other team for playing anti-football. What does that even mean? How many Liverpool fans did actually sat down and asked themselves how the hell did their team manage to lose that match? But that's what they are made of. Full of excuses and always the victim.

Jose either was forced to focus on defence and hand Liverpool all the possession they wanted, because of our many unavailable important players, ultimately revealing their weak spot, or really wanted to play like this in the first place and just used the situation as an excuse. Mix this up with some match hungry second choice players and there you have the masterpiece.

Either way he knew their weak spot and it's fucking brilliant!

[Jase 43,479]

Sorry mate, I thought it was too funny not to post.

Not an excuse. We don't tolerate such stuff here. Warned.

[LAM09 6,557]

Not an excuse. We don't tolerate such stuff here. Warned.

You almost had me. I will think twice before I post next time.

[iceboy 992]

Chelsea's time-wasting at Anfield

Chelsea took the sting out of the game in the first 20 minutes, with the ball only in play for 11 minutes and 11 seconds. Chelsea took every opportunity they could to waste a bit of time, as these examples show:

1st min: After just 39 seconds Chelsea win a free-kick near the byline by their own area. Cesar Azpilicueta is in no hurry to return the ball, John Mikel Obi rolls it to the wrong place and just as Mark Schwarzer prepares to take the free-kick, Branislav Ivanovic decides to take it instead.

Time wasted: 48 secs

4th min: Andre Schurrle goes down theatrically and requires treatment. Tomas Kalas decides he already needs a drinks break and Mikel and Frank Lampard have a chat with the referee.

Time wasted: 1 min, 21 secs

8th min: Jose Mourinho signals his intentions by grabbing the ball as Liverpol try to take a quick throw-in.

Time wasted: 10 secs

12th min: Cesar Azpilicueta takes two long throws, but hardly in quick succession.

Time wasted: 31 secs

17th min: Lucas concedes a free-kick. He, Raheem Sterling and Luis Suarez all try to return the ball quickly to Chelsea. Chelsea are not interested.

Time wasted: 37 secs

20th min: Coutinho shoots horribly wide. Schwarzer takes his time taking the goal kick.

Time wasted: 27 secs

[Fernando 6,378]

Found this photo amusing

I love Ashley glittering gold chains.

[robdog 2,084]

I love Ashley glittering gold chains.

Ashley looks like he makes a good "B. A." (Bad Attitude) Baracus

[BloodIsBlue 291]

Willian's chant has grown on my so much, I love it.

[1chelsea 864]

Chelsea's time-wasting at Anfield

Chelsea took the sting out of the game in the first 20 minutes, with the ball only in play for 11 minutes and 11 seconds. Chelsea took every opportunity they could to waste a bit of time, as these examples show:

1st min: After just 39 seconds Chelsea win a free-kick near the byline by their own area. Cesar Azpilicueta is in no hurry to return the ball, John Mikel Obi rolls it to the wrong place and just as Mark Schwarzer prepares to take the free-kick, Branislav Ivanovic decides to take it instead.

Time wasted: 48 secs

4th min: Andre Schurrle goes down theatrically and requires treatment. Tomas Kalas decides he already needs a drinks break and Mikel and Frank Lampard have a chat with the referee.

Time wasted: 1 min, 21 secs

8th min: Jose Mourinho signals his intentions by grabbing the ball as Liverpol try to take a quick throw-in.

Time wasted: 10 secs

12th min: Cesar Azpilicueta takes two long throws, but hardly in quick succession.

Time wasted: 31 secs

17th min: Lucas concedes a free-kick. He, Raheem Sterling and Luis Suarez all try to return the ball quickly to Chelsea. Chelsea are not interested.

Time wasted: 37 secs

20th min: Coutinho shoots horribly wide. Schwarzer takes his time taking the goal kick.

Time wasted: 27 secs

Is Jose this good with tactics he got everything right that they have to now consider writing out time wasted?? This is "the best" manager

[wilander 35]

[Melanicus 5,208]

What a brillliant analysis by Carragher and Neville. Put everything I thought in the words.

[Special Juan 27,104]

That break away for the second was brilliant. Matic again with the steal, and then the pace from Willian to nick it from Gerrard was amazing. Also funny watching the Liverpool fans standing up as Torres goes through and nigh on the whole of the stand the camera is facing all either start walking out or put their hands to the their head

This will go down as one of the highlights of the season for me, what a performance from us. Tapping into an empty net and to watch the scousers slowly moping toward the exits with heads bowed and crying into their special edition scarves .

[Steve 10,227]

"Steven Gerrard walks into a Ba......well you know the rest."

[Jase 43,479]

Jose Mourinho reveals Brendan Rodgers personally called him to congratulate Chelsea on Anfield win

[zolayes 14,489]

Jose Mourinho reveals Brendan Rodgers personally called him to congratulate Chelsea on Anfield win

Will Jose charge him for sarcastic disrespect ??????

[Special Juan 27,104]

Good on Rodgers, still don't like the twat.