Samuel Eto'o

[kellzfresh 7,229]

Shipped back to Russia if that happens.

Was just jokin lol. Obviously won't happen. Jose is an Eto fan

[YouNameIt 1,511]

Maybe he has scored his last goal for us, wouldn't surprise me if he put in a horrible performance today and effectively end his Chelsea career 3 months early. Usually Jose starts falling out with players mean either they or him are gone. In this case Eto'o will go.

What the fuck?

[duo11bluecl 207]

His contract expires at the end of the season, he has absolutely no reason to fall out with him to force him out...

I know I mean fall out from the comment so he put it a bad performance, Jose drop him and he is gone...etc

[duo11bluecl 207]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2568295/Chelsea-pensioner-Blues-star-striker-Samuel-Etoo-39-NOT-32-according-mother-daughter-Annie.html

Fucking hell how old is this dude. Maybe Jose was half right. Make me wonder how old is Essien, who can't run to save his life anymore

[didi007 69]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2568295/Chelsea-pensioner-Blues-star-striker-Samuel-Etoo-39-NOT-32-according-mother-daughter-Annie.html

Fucking hell how old is this dude. Maybe Jose was half right. Make me wonder how old is Essien, who can't run to save his life anymore

If you believe an ex than you must be extremely guillible. Theres a reason why she is an 'ex' you know

[BlueLyon 9,359]

I hope he punches back with a hattrick or sth...

[mediator 2,026]

If this guy is 39, damn he is still really good

[Alan Partridge 1,124]

If true than he has been the best 30+ player ever!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Rumors that Inter have made contact with him to take him back to Italy next season.

[sk21 11]

he might be in his early 40s but his fitness level is something else. hes got easily a good 5 years left @ top leagues because he is so fit.

hopefully we plays another season for chelsea

[Sidzeret 2,257]

Turns 33 this Monday., or 40

[The_Flash 1,144]

Eto to score today, run over to Mou, rip off his shirt to reveal the following message:

"Don't know about you, but I'm feeling thirty-two"

Not going to happen with how absolutely ***** he has been playing.

he might be in his early 40s but his fitness level is something else. hes got easily a good 5 years left @ top leagues because he is so fit.

hopefully we plays another season for chelsea

Are you joking? He barely has another 6 months I pray he leaves end of the season as planned.

What all this about his ex saying he is 39 that doesn't surprise me he is slow as ***

[kellzfresh 7,229]

Not going to happen with how absolutely ***** he has been playing.

I know he won't tell mourinho that. Was just a bad joke

[The_Flash 1,144]

I know. Was just a bad joke

Glad to hear it I was fearing for your sanity or your maybe just your eyesight if you couldn't see he is sooo poor, lol

[Barbara 15,149]

He hasn't been poor and he's definitely been better than Torres this season. Everything says it - assists, goals scored, shots on goal, work rate. Whoever says otherwise doesn't have any argument.

Unless they're assessing Torres for being blond and cute.

[Jase 43,479]

He hasn't been poor and he's definitely been better than Torres this season. Everything says it - assists, goals scored, shots on goal, work rate. Whoever says otherwise doesn't have any argument.

Unless they're assessing him for being blond and cute.

Careful Barbara...those Torres fangirls would jump in and bite..

[Barbara 15,149]

Careful Barbara...those Torres fangirls would jump in and bite..

In all honesty I've had enough from them. We don't have many of them here, but their need to come to Eto'o thread to demoralize him when Torres has been worse sometimes gets on my nerves.

Neither of them are good, but while Torres has been poor, Eto'o has been decent, especially in 2014.

[remains of the day 564]

In all honesty I've had enough from them. We don't have many of them here, but their need to come to Eto'o thread to demoralize him when Torres has been worse sometimes gets on my nerves.

Neither of them are good, but while Torres has been poor, Eto'o has been decent, especially in 2014.

mmhmm, go 'n girl! Preach. it.