zolayes 14,489 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 I'm thinking this made more sense in your head?Unfortunately the best thing Torres did today was duck out of the way of Ramires shot! Thanks a lot for that Torres Stingray has named him Clitorres ...female circumcision removes the clitoris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJames 729 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Stingray has named him Clitorres ...female circumcision removes the clitorisNot even that would help......... Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! manpe 10,861 Posted February 28, 2013 Popular Post! Share Posted February 28, 2013 There was this situation yesterday where he was played through on goal by JT with millions of miles clear from the closest defender, but he still managed to flop it. The next time somebody blames the service.... I don't know what I'm gonna do. Mufassir08, Peace., Joey Zhou and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantdeville 195 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Haha he's so bad at football it's borderline hilarious anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnmontero 78 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 did anybody see this? Priceless...Chelsea fail to remove Torres billboard outside the BridgePosted by Chris WrightIf there's a bit of flagrant self-promotion stinking up your football then you can be fairly sure that bookies Paddy Power (of "Nicklas Bendtner's pants" fame) are close at hand, with semi-humorous publicity stunts being the company's go-to marketing ploy. Their latest advert campaign sees the perma-smirking bookies suggesting a gaggle of under-performing Premier League players seek alternative employment; with the likes of Arsenal's Andrey Arshavin, West Brom's Peter Odemwingie, Aston Villa's Darren Bent and QPR's Jose Bosingwa all targeted. So too, fairly unsurprisingly, is Fernando Torres. Paddy Power have slapped up a huge billboard on a wall directly opposite Stamford Bridge which reads: "Fernando, we've got an onion bag you can actually find. It's in the burger van mate. Get your hair net on." Geddit? Cos he couldn't hit a banjo's arse with a barn door at the moment? According to the Daily Mail, Chelsea have taken umbrage at the advert and got their lawyers in to try and get it removed, though any attempt to force Paddy Power into taking it down are likely to fail as the billboard isn't situated on Chelsea's property and Roman Abramovich, unfathomably rich as he may be, may find himself hard-pressed to prove he owns the intellectual property rights to the word "Fernando". ABBA got there waaaay before him. It's basically the legal equivalent of Paddy Power waving their hands around millimetres away from Chelsea's face and chanting "not touching you, can't get mad!" over and over. (Image: Twitter/@PaddyPower)http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/thetoepoke/id/2126?cc=5901 NishC300 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NishC300 1,865 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Romelu Lukaku is the top scoring teenager in the top 5 European leagues with 12 goals and we have to play this guy!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :doh: :doh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stats 7,147 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 GET THE FUCK OUT OUR CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rambo and Joey Zhou 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorando 184 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Every time you think he can't get any worse and then there is always the next game Joey Zhou 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milan 17,959 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 http://d3fsqtc6sy2z27.cloudfront.net/uploads/730ccef22833bb9bba9732966aa4608c_largeChelsea prepare attacks and then Torres finishes them. Joker10 and English Freak 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Just no ....... This is silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRiver 1,512 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Just lock this thread already... Joey Zhou 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backstreet09 499 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES PLEASEEEEEEEE I'm tired of defending you mate but today you were absolutely shit but the actual problem was our midfield . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES PLEASEEEEEEEEI'm tired of defending you mate but today you were absolutely shit but the actual problem was our midfield .Mate, if you are going to defend Torres that is fine. Really, anyone can have their opinion and their favourite player...However, show some respect and at least choose an avatar of him on a Chelsea top, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backstreet09 499 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Mate, if you are going to defend Torres that is fine. Really, anyone can have their opinion and their favourite player...However, show some respect and at least choose an avatar of him on a Chelsea top, please!I'll change it pretty soonnnnnnnnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 He's still level on goals with Walters of Stoke City for goals scored for us this year... He's a disgrace. NishC300, Joey Zhou and xPetrCechx 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,331 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Least he could do is divvy up his £180 000 he earns this week to the 625 fans who went to Romania for that fucking shambolic performance Hutcho, Rmpr, Joey Zhou and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho 8,443 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Least he could do is divvy up his £180 000 he earns this week to the 625 fans who went to Romania for that fucking shambolic performanceHis defending was sublime. Lamps put in a good pass. And Torres played it safe and cleared it... Didn't want to risk missing. silviupastean 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovieticus 743 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Guys just calm down, he will find his form one day that's for sure. He wasn't so bad after all. OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufassir08 2,400 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Tbh nowaday's i just laugh at everything he does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,331 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 His defending was sublime. Lamps put in a good pass. And Torres played it safe and cleared it... Didn't want to risk missing. Yup through on goal and play safe by passing it back, just in case it goes wrong.A lot of them tonight need to take a good look at themselves in the mirror - and Rafa could start managing, by reminding them theyre the ones playing in blue Hutcho and Joey Zhou 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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