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He'll have to be happy with all the money he's made and that he has a good family because I think he'll always be disappointed in his footballing career. And not because he hasn't done jack shit but because the kind of player he once was, he must have expected more.

True, he never lived up to the expectations since his Atleti time. It's another thing that these were set too high for a player who relies on his pace and finishing exclusively. However, he was close to these expectations for two years and that's how he made a name for himself. I would even go as far as saying that he deserved the Ballon d'Or in 2008, but as you see that's 4 years from now and he's never been close to that level. That inconsistency is something I don't understand.

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We were literally jumping up and down, bursting with loads of happiness and surely boasting around everyone saying, 'bitches please. We have Torres now!'

Remember those days?

That great 50 mil signing just came down crashing and now we're plunged into reality from the highest tower.

Never in my wildest nightmares did I imagine such a crippled Fernando Torres.

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We were literally jumping up and down, bursting with loads of happiness and surely boasting around everyone saying, 'bitches please. We have Torres now!'

Remember those days?

That great 50 mil signing just came down crashing and now we're plunged into reality from the highest tower.

Never in my wildest nightmares did I imagine such a crippled Fernando Torres.

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As much as i love Nando, Ive lost all my patience for him now...

He just isnt the striker he once was.. hes bulked up a little since then, lost all confidence (by that i mean he doesnt even take shots !), and he seems lost on the field of play.. how does he expect to score if he's never in the box and when he is in the box he just stands at the far post instead of attacking the ball at the near post <_<

It woulda been sooo sweet if he wouldve beeen a success at the Bridge just to see the look on the Liverpool fans' faces.

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World class finish from him tonight, fucking beast. The intention was there, technique, pace - all rolled into one ball of blonde fur. El Nino is back, guys! I have a feeling this will give him his confidence back, even if scoring against Barca, the wonder strike against Newcastle and the European Cup golden boot didn't. This will, for sure, once and for all.

But if he doesn't start scoring, then everybody else behind him is shit, because El Golscoro is back and he proved it!!!!!!!!!1

and the post of the month goes to....

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Had a good first half (overlooking his terrible first touch and finishing) in terms of movement and creating space, but completely disappeared in the second half.

I could swear I made this same exact post after the match against Swansea...and utd..

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Had a good first half (overlooking his terrible first touch and finishing) in terms of movement and creating space, but completely disappeared in the second half.

I could swear I made this same exact post after the match against Swansea...and utd..

It pains me to say it, but his movement and link-up play has actually been good most of the time this season. This is probably why RDM prefers to start with him.

The big negative is that he simply goes to pieces whenever he gets the ball in threatening positions... either failing to control the ball or just running into a defender. Then there's the fact that he won't shoot...I'm guessing Oscar has more shots than he has....

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Torres is like a husband who can't have a boner(can't score).He may give cash and stuff(good linkup play) but in the end he needs to fucking score or the wife(fans) will get frustrated and angry.And in the end the wife will pay for a macho who can do the job.(FALCAO,CAVANI).

I hope you enjoyed my representation. :D

I sincerely laughed. I think this may be the greatest analogy regarding Torres' time at Chelsea ever.

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