Eden Hazard

[Kezza 1,965]

That is disgusting. You should really read that out aloud because it sound like you dreaming of homosexual gang bangs.

For me its the 'destroyed opponents' and 'pornographic' that gives it that image.

[Kojo 4,676]

My left hand is exhausted, and i'm right handed, well i was untill it got totally burnt out.

[Spike 12,049]

Hey don't blame me, blame ireland, he started the rot. Then Shogun and WHS had a fight about Liverpool and I couldn't resist bringing up the fact that I live in Liverpool. And then Spike brought up that brothel/West Sydney is shit (admittedly true) and I got distracted.

If an everyday discussion between men doesn't eventually evolve into discussing the locations of brothels; something is very wrong.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

If an everyday discussion between men doesn't eventually evolve into discussing the locations of brothels; something is very wrong.

[Spike 12,049]

My left hand is exhausted, and i'm right handed, well i was untill it got totally burnt out.

Both my hands are exhausted and so are hers!

[capriccioso 2,545]

Who brought up jobs, money, and other such related topics? I took that further off course by talking about some mates of mine getting dicked about by their bosses. Not quite sure how we got from insulting ireland to money/jobs/suing management; to Liverpool, England being shit, to Liverpool, New South Wales being shit; and finally, to a comprehensive guide on brothels, adult shops and other such things within Liverpool, NSW.

[Kojo 4,676]

Both my hands are exhausted and so are hers!

wtf you sicko, i was talking about my work, i have been working on this project for hours and i just can't seem to get it all done. I mean jesus what is wrong with you man.

[HNKS 508]

Can we change the name of this topic to "Eden Hazard + plus random shit when there is no new information about him signing for us".

[Term-X 7,891]

The club won't officially announce Hazard's signing until we appoint a manager. It would be wise to avoid Eden backing/praising RDM in his inaugural interview for example, PR disaster.

[BlueSunshine 672]

Bourbon Chicken Recipe

Ingredients

• 
  
  • 2 lbs boneless chicken breasts, cut into bite-size pieces
    
  • 1 -2 tablespoon olive oil
    
  • 1 garlic cloves, crushed
    
  • 1/4 teaspoon ginger
    
  • 3/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
    
  • 1/4 cup apple juice
    
  • 1/3 cup light brown sugar
    
  • 2 tablespoons ketchup
    
  • 1 tablespoon cider vinegar
    
  • 1/2 cup water
    
  • 1/3 cup soy sauce
    

Directions

1. Heat oil in a large skillet.
   
2. Add chicken pieces and cook until lightly browned.
   
3. Remove chicken.
   
4. Add remaining ingredients, heating over medium Heat until well mixed and dissolved.
   
5. Add chicken and bring to a hard boil.
   
6. Reduce heat and simmer for 20 minutes.
   
7. Serve over hot rice and ENJOY
   

[Kezza 1,965]

I'm pretty sure the last hazard post was page 391 where spike or konohas said

'I can't wait to see him holding a Chelsea shirt'

then the other replied

' i can post a pic of me holding a Chelsea shirt if you like'

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

wtf you sicko, i was talking about my work, i have been working on this project for hours and i just can't seem to get it all done. I mean jesus what is wrong with you man.

Sloth...Y U SO FUNNY?

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

I fit in so well with you convicts. I feel like such a criminal.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Bourbon Chicken Recipe

Ingredients

• 
  
  • 2 lbs boneless chicken breasts, cut into bite-size pieces
    
  • 1 -2 tablespoon olive oil
    
  • 1 garlic cloves, crushed
    
  • 1/4 teaspoon ginger
    
  • 3/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
    
  • 1/4 cup apple juice
    
  • 1/3 cup light brown sugar
    
  • 2 tablespoons ketchup
    
  • 1 tablespoon cider vinegar
    
  • 1/2 cup water
    
  • 1/3 cup soy sauce
    

Directions

1. Heat oil in a large skillet.
   
2. Add chicken pieces and cook until lightly browned.
   
3. Remove chicken.
   
4. Add remaining ingredients, heating over medium Heat until well mixed and dissolved.
   
5. Add chicken and bring to a hard boil.
   
6. Reduce heat and simmer for 20 minutes.
   
7. Serve over hot rice and ENJOY
   

Oh, God, you made me crack up!

Guys, we really need a massive, 4chan style (as in ONE thread for absolutely everything) off topic thread.

[HNKS 508]

Ok guys serious topic. Long and thin dicks or short and thick dicks?