Henrique 9,133 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I hate Eden Hazard because he hasn't already scored 200 goals for Chelsea and he because was bought for £32 million and because other people like him and because other people hate him and because he has blue eyes and because he has tanner skin than me and because he is a millionaire and because he is Belgian and because I'm Australian and because my water bottle is empty and because I can't find my pants and because it's 40' degrees celsius and because he missed one penalty and because he doesn't score enough for Belgium and because he is really good at doing rabonas and because he scored a corker against Stoke at the Britannia Stadium and because Chelsea bought him from Lille, only for the great Kalou to go the other way and because he wears the number 17 and because I'm hungry or hangry in this case and because he is Batman and because he isn't Batman and because every twat and their cousin says that he will join Imaginary Madrid or Farcelona one day and because he hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because Lionel Messi hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because neither Messi or Hazard have won the World Cup with Argentina and because he hasn't won the Ballon D'or and because he isn't as talented as Thorgan or Kylian and because he has a cool last name and because my internet speed has been slowed because I've reached my monthly allowance which is 50GB which makes me wonder how I download that much stuff, it's probably all the porn I watch or all the games and other pirated things I download, it surely can't be the fact I constantly smash the F5 on every website just to see if the interent would explode, could the internet explode, George Orwell says you can destroy the past and information and that's precisely what the internet is, so I propse to you lot that we get fifteen kilograms or C4 explosives and plant them where the internet lives and asplode the cunt just to see what happens, would the world end, or would Eden Hazard save us? Hazard would save us because he is Batman...or is he?As usual, a member who won the motm thing come up with such a post. You are only trying to be a populat character posting such a thing here, otherwise you would have saved your time.One year ago zolayes was liking posts that said Torres was a pivotal striker and Lampard was a disgrace. How he likes posts that say Torres is shit, and Lampard should stay for more 5 years. No doubt he liked your post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 The Battle between the Belgians and the Brazilians.....Who will win? TrippingStep, Spike and bababoom 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zolayes 14,489 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 As usual, a member who won the motm thing come up with such a post. You are only trying to be a populat character posting such a thing here, otherwise you would have saved your time.One year ago zolayes was liking posts that said Torres was a pivotal striker and Lampard was a disgrace. How he likes posts that say Torres is shit, and Lampard should stay for more 5 years. No doubt he liked your post.you have such a selective memory ,,will ignore future trash you post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only place to be 11,313 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 The Battle between the Belgians and the Brazilians.....Who will win?If they end up murdering each other.......us?(just kidding).Wait until we sign Isco - then the Spanish fans will wade in. We Hate Scouse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 The Battle between the Belgians and the Brazilians.....Who will win?The Britsh Empire. If there is a war going on you can be sure the Queen wants a piece of that pie. Time to send the lads in. Aussies and Kiwis first though, don't want any Englishmen dying too early.Over the trenches, lads! Be sure to run directly into oncoming artillery strikes and machine gun fire! Weckerz, OneMoSalah and We Hate Scouse 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 If they end up murdering each other.......us?(just kidding).Wait until we sign Isco - then the Spanish fans will wade in.No problem! Watch:Ola. Que tal? Te ves hermosa Mas cervezas por favor! All you need to survive. The only place to be 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 The Battle between the Belgians and the Brazilians.....Who will win?WOW WOW WOW, Henrique vs Belgians...If it was me I would have made much better arguments and would have made it clean! bababoom and Stingray 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 WOW WOW WOW, Henrique vs Belgians...If it was me I would have made much better arguments and would have made it clean!Don't try and back out of this...Conscription has been activated by both countries. You are at war!!To keep this on topic - Eden Hazard is better than 97% of all Brazilian players. Past and present. Spike and bababoom 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Don't try and back out of this...Conscription has been activated by both countries. You are at war!!To keep this on topic - Eden Hazard is better than 97% of all Brazilian players. Past and present.I am independent, just like Taiwan (LOL).100% of all English players then! bababoom, Hutcho and We Hate Scouse 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belgiannutt 3,201 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Don't try and back out of this...Conscription has been activated by both countries. You are at war!!To keep this on topic - Eden Hazard is better than 97% of all Brazilian players. Past and present.97 % ? Seems a bit low to me... We Hate Scouse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 97 % ? Seems a bit low to me...It does, considering we must have had more than one million professional footballer over then last century (I am not kidding), Hazard is definetly not behind 30 thousand Brazilians.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 It does, considering we must have had more than one million professional footballer over then last century (I am not kidding), Hazard is definetly not behind 30 thousand Brazilians....Hazard is better than 97% of the top 100 Brazilian footballers past and present. Better? Rmpr and Spike 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrippingStep 336 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I see, it's becoming a troll topic because of some of the troll faces Hazard made I better not come to the Azpilicueta topic We Hate Scouse and Rmpr 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I am independent, just like Taiwan (LOL). Shouldn't you be Swiss then? :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Shouldn't you be Swiss then? :-) No, Swiss trully is independent and neutral, Taiwan just thinks it is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only place to be 11,313 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Hazard is better than 97% of the top 100 Brazilian footballers past and present. Better?I'd say he's definitely better than Pele.All he has to do is score a thousand goals and it'll be beyond doubt - apparently that includes friendlies, kickabouts in the park and goals scored on FIFA 13 too. I like how Pele sells Viagra now - his fake erection matches his fake goalscoring record. Mufassir08, Rmpr and We Hate Scouse 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Hazard is better than 97% of the top 100 Brazilian footballers past and present. Better?Much better, at least you are wrong with pride! I bet Hazard is not better than 98% because Mineiro is in that list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyco 143 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Don't really get why you're defending Henrique. He explained why he didn't like Hazard. The reasons he gave were all things where Hazard couldn't do anything about. So he got called out on that. Not just by "frenzied Belgian bloodhounds" but other people from different nationalities on this forum. Then he started calling all Hazard fans on this forum idiots which is when all the insults started.Also why are you reacting so agitated towards Stingray ? Have you even read the content my post?I wonder how you can interprete calling Henrique daft is defending him? You do realise that my last 2 posts take into account more than what has been said the last few pages?I'm not even reacting agitated towards Stingray or even singling him out. It's rather the other way around with him, and now you, getting fired up because of one little sentence: "Have to agree with TrippingStep that a few of the other Belgian posters are blinded by their love for Hazard."Well if you fit the booth yourselves...There are a few posters here that can't seem to accept someone coming in this thread and saying Hazard had a poor game. They feel the urge to respond to that every time, and retaliating over and over again with the same clichés: "He's only that old, he's new to the league, ..." As if those posters don't know that. It's rather insulting to their intelligence.That's something Henrique pointed out in the past and I agree with. That doesn't mean I defend him or agree with the other daft things he said in here the past months.Hazard is a phenomenal player and great prospect for Chelsea. That doesn't mean one should put on a tin hat every time you'd make a remark in here that he had a poor one. And just to be clear, I think his performances the past weeks have been getting better and better after the dip in form he had. Moros, chelseathebest and LDN Blue 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 BELGIAN'S ARE KICKING OFF WITH EACH OTHERFRIENDLY FIRE!!!!!! bababoom, Spike, Belgiannutt and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 BELGIAN'S ARE KICKING OFF WITH EACH OTHERFRIENDLY FIRE!!!!!!Never change, Scouseman, never change. bababoom, TorontoChelsea, We Hate Scouse and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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