Schurrle signing confirmed; will wear #14

[Barbara 15,149]

Your brazilian though. You should be teaching us.

happy you joined, us Hutcho. I knew you wanted

Well, I'm a girl - Brazilian or not - that automatically disqualifies me from serious football talking.

At least I know the offside rule since I'm 10...

Also, Brazilian see the sport different. Tried to say a few things a few times, got really smacked because of it. My lips are sealed... as much as a babbling girl like me can seal them anyway.

[Hutcho 8,443]

what exactly is a rape smile?

And why do people call César, Dave? What did I miss?

Any photo of azpi.

English humour. Can't say his name, so we call him dave. Links back to an english tv program called only fools and horses.

[Jase 43,479]

what exactly is a rape smile?

Azpi defines rape smile perfectly here.

And why do people call César, Dave? What did I miss?

Because his name 'Azpilicueta' was hard to pronounce.

[Stingray 9,441]

EH? Schurrle has a rape smile???

Not even anywhere close!

No no ... He has a shart smile.

Sharty and Dave.

[Stingray 9,441]

My lips are sealed... as much as a babbling girl like me can seal them anyway.

I can do that, you know! Don't wake the beast!

[Azpinator 2,325]

Get a room you two

I was polite enough, wasn't I?

want join?

I'm trying to be serious here! I'm not taken seriously because of the skirt

I'm no man but I do try to understand the dynamics.

You guys should help me understand better the game. Explain me, teach me, educate me

You actually make really better arguments than most guys around here (or at least me). You're in a great spot.

Back to Andre, I don't think it's a rape smile.. It's not hypnotizing like Azpi's!

[Jase 43,479]

No no ... He has a shart smile.

Sharty and Dave.

Like seriously...

If Schurrle has a rape smile or rape face for that matter, we should alert @francozola.

[Barbara 15,149]

Any photo of azpi.

English humour. Can't say his name, so we call him dave. Links back to an english tv program called only fools and horses.

Thank you!

I had to admit it was hard even for me - a Brazilian - to say his name at first.

Azpi defines rape smile perfectly here.

Because his name 'Azpilicueta' was hard to pronounce.

oh don't remind of the pic I saw in the pub thread.

He has a nice smile... I guess

thanks for educating me, boys, that's why I like this place so much. You're (almost) all so good to me

[Barbara 15,149]

I can do that, you know! Don't wake the beast!

I was polite enough, wasn't I?

You actually make really better arguments than most guys around here (at least me). You're in a great spot.

Back to Andre, I don't think it's a rape smile.. It's not hypnotizing like Azpi's!

sorry @Stingray, but this guy here just left me speechless and blushing. In the right way I might add.

Thanks a lot, Volt-age, although I know I speak tons of nonsense. And yes, you were very polite dear. I hope my joke wasn't impolite though

Let's hope Andy is to our rival's defense what Azpi's smile is to world's population then.

[Stingray 9,441]

Almost???

[Jase 43,479]

Okay fellas, let's get back on topic, properly.

[Barbara 15,149]

Almost???

@Dion doesn't like me much... too bad, I love the guy

yes, man @. I'm disrupting the thread. Can I be spared from the hammer?

back on topic

I hope Andy isn't as far as we'll go with signing someone to ~help Torres.

edit: @ you should go to the Pub thread under the Community board to talk rubbish with us. So we don't disrupt serious threads

[Hutcho 8,443]

Lets all crawl back to the pub, where we belong

[Azpinator 2,325]

sorry @Stingray, but this guy here just left me speechless and blushing. In the right way I might add.

Thanks a lot, Volt-age, although I know I speak tons of nonsense. And yes, you were very polite dear. I hope my joke wasn't impolite though

Let's hope Andy is to our rival's defense what Azpi's smile is to world's population then.

Okay, now I am blushing, thank you! And stop it with the "I speak nonsense" nonsense.

To still be on topic, Mr Mod, I'm really looking forward to his shooting from distance, I absolutely love those.. We kinda lacked that a bit in the last couple of years.

[Barbara 15,149]

Okay, now I am blushing, thank you! And stop it with the "I speak nonsense" nonsense.

To still be on topic, Mr Mod, I'm really looking forward to his shooting from distance, I absolutely love those.. We kinda lacked that a bit in the last couple of years.

http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/7709-the-pub-discuss-anything/page-814

We could use some long distance shooting, but I think we need more a long distance good passer - to pass the ball the Andy

[Dion 2,476]

@Dion doesn't like me much... too bad, I love the guy

yes, man @. I'm disrupting the thread. Can I be spared from the hammer?

back on topic

I hope Andy isn't as far as we'll go with signing someone to ~help Torres.

edit: @ you should go to the Pub thread under the Community board to talk rubbish with us. So we don't disrupt serious threads

Come on! I love you too

On topic: I'm just glad the deal didn't include KdB. Really curious to see how his situation will be handled next season.

[Jase 43,479]

Okay, now I am blushing, thank you! And stop it with the "I speak nonsense" nonsense.

To still be on topic, Mr Mod, I'm really looking forward to his shooting from distance, I absolutely love those.. We kinda lacked that a bit in the last couple of years.

Mr Mod? C'mon man. I'm not a dictator here.

Agree with the shooting part though just as long as he doesn't shoot ridiculously like Sturridge did.

[Barbara 15,149]

Come on! I love you too

On topic: I'm just glad the deal didn't include KdB. Really curious to see how his situation will be handled next season.

you don't tell me. when all those rumors came up with KDB being part of the deal I started pulling my hair.

That's the biggest news of it all

You don't, but that's okay. Unrequited love is fashionable.