Closed Chelsea v Barcelona

[Hysteria 159]

Tomorrow i will wear my Chelsea;s tshirt. Keeping the blue flag high! Hope to win tomorrow.

[Changingman_2000 876]

4-0 Chels tonight, Barca reduced to nine men in the last ten minutes when it's only 2-0. Puyol and Alves seeing Red. Two more goals after they are off.

Wild pitch celebrations at the end. Right Said Fred 1 (Robbie) grabs hold of Right Said Fred 2 (Pep), bends him over and bums him, in full view of 40,000.

2nd Leg, We park the bus, two HGV's, three JCB's and a Skip, come away with a no score draw, everyone happy.

Now then, where's my line..............

[Spike 12,049]

Barca are terrlible in the first 15 minutes of each half. Attack then.

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

Come on CHELSEA

[Strike 7,272]

12 hours. I need a drink

[Solonapoli 256]

Good Luck my friend!

Tonight Drogba break Barça!

[MikeyBlue 11]

If I were Robbie, I'd seriously consider showing the boys one of those videos. Gets me riled watching them, think about how emotional it would be for drogba, lamps and co! Wouldnt need a team talk, just get them fired up for some revenge!

[Spike 12,049]

Barça have the best MF and Foward Lineup in Europe but their Defence is pathetic.

Puyol: Was great, but has really aged. Has more hair than a 70s porn flick.

Piqué: Is the most overrated CB in World Football. People often comment that he is the best CB in the world, but that couldn't be more wrong because that title belongs to Thiago Silva. THe only thing he defends is his relationship with Zlatan (who could resist Zlatan, though?). http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pique-zlatan-ibrahimovic-barcelona-gay.jpg

Abidal: On his day he can be great but is very inconsistent. Shame about the tumour.

Alves: He is a Winger that fills in at RB. Gets so far foward, he travels in time.

Busquets: Defensive Midfielder. Looks lost at the CB role. He he hits the ground it isn't to tackle it is to dive.

Mascherano: See Busquets.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Barca are terrlible in the first 15 minutes of each half. Attack then.

Attack? Nah, we need to Unleash Hell in the first 15 minutes...

[Adeelsabih 7]

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Sing your heart out at the game, KTBFFH!

[bloody 209]

The fans the media are making a huge deal out of it. They talk as if we are Wigan playing against Barcelona. Some say we MUST have a 2-3 goal advantage going into Camp Nou, some say Chelsea must pray to get something out of the two legs, and a whole load of bullshit.

When you look at AC Milan, they missed alot of chances and Barcelona had to get two penalty decisions in their favor to beat them. They were also beaten by Getafe and Osasuna. More importantly, Barcelona STRUGGLES to get victories while playing away from home add to that the fact that they are playing us aka their bogey team.

More Importantly, we dont have to beat Barcelona. We just have to draw two games against them and go to the finals on away goals. Not as terrifying as some idiots trying to make it out.

fuck yourself.

[Milan 17,865]

A football like this, winning and a clean sheet and I will be happy

I am seriously looking forward to this clash, our players know what they fight for, and against whom so I hope it will be another classic night.

[BlueLyon 9,359]

Dani Alves told press Chelsea didnt had courage in 2009. Fucking twat...

Chelsea all the way

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

Tonight's the night(Dexter Style)

hope we kill them off,pun intended.lol

[Milan 17,865]

Dani Alves told press Chelsea didnt had courage in 2009. Fucking twat...

Chelsea all the way

Nope, what we didn't have that they did, was the ref.

Anyway, here's what Ovrebo is now saying:

Ovrebo told the Times: "I still get a few death threats but they go straight into the garbage box.

"I don't take them seriously although sometimes I wonder about the people who send them.

"Just yesterday I got an email from a Chelsea fan saying he wanted to kill me and my family."

Of his performance in the semi-final three years ago, he added: "Everyone who knows the laws of the game knows I should have done things differently, but that's the life of a referee."

[Au blues 29]

Sturridge ahead of Kalou for me today. he has the pace and trickery to take on Puyol who is mostly playin at LB (No kiddin, i asked a guy on a barca forum and he said puyi has been playin LB since abidal's transplantation)

sturridge can easily get past puyol and if u grind Him up for an hour that He needs to get back and defend, he will do it

Mate I think that the conundrum revolves around selection up front.We can not afford passengers for numerous reasons specifically Barca playing the ball from the back who ever plays needs to put a shift and IMO don't think Dan does that! Love his pace but don't like his I don't give a rats defend attitude he would be found out.

I have a gut feeling that DD and Nando on the right could def work Nando does not have an issue of personal glory v team and tonight more than anything rivalry between DD and Nando won't exists those two want to win first personal glory second.

[Ollie 4,400]

The main fact that most people are mentioning is that Barcelona don't have the best defence so that's why a 0-0 draw is not a good result at all. They are the best team in the world but most of them have struggled and lost against us in the past and i know that if we go hard at them, we can score 2 or 3 unquestionably.

Chelsea 3

Draw 4

Barca 3

Barca have never beaten Chelsea when we have had 11 men on the pitch (dunno if that includes matches prior to 2004/05) and Barca haven't beaten Chelsea inside 90 minutes in the last 5 games.