The FM Thread

[capriccioso 2,545]

Ha! Love smashing those Scouse cunts like that.

Can it get any better? It does..

Now they know what it's like to be robbed... Carragher should never have been sent off. One of my players took a dive, bless him

Knockout stages look all but certain now. As an added bonus, if we do the unthinkable and beat the Scouse scum at Anfield, and Palermo win (which they will, Sheriff are awful), Liverpool will be knocked out at the group stage while defending their own title :

[Madmax 9,219]

love it

[Kojo 4,676]

Anyone got like one of those editor updates where it does all current transfers for you?, i really cba doing them.

[termninja 5,290]

Well, I didn't see this coming. I applied for every miserable NT job and no one chose me. Then the Yanks come out of nowhere with an offer:

Probably nobody except them managed to get your name right

[capriccioso 2,545]

Probably nobody except them managed to get your name right

Did none of them ever play Assassins Creed?

[TrueChelseaBlue 105]

Did none of them ever play Assassins Creed?

How do you do the screen grabs of FM like you did? Normally when i do it, it captures the whole of the screen, how do i capture certain parts of it?

[capriccioso 2,545]

How do you do the screen grabs of FM like you did? Normally when i do it, it captures the whole of the screen, how do i capture certain parts of it?

I set the display to 'Windowed' and use Gyazo to take the screenshot.

[Jase 43,479]

@capriccioso, So, what happened in the return fixture against Liverpool? I'm extremely curious here!

[capriccioso 2,545]

@capriccioso, So, what happened in the return fixture against Liverpool? I'm extremely curious here!

I haven't played it yet. There's a huge transfer going out of the club, more than 10 million pounds, and a couple of huge (free) transfers coming in. We've been in brilliant form lately, Liverpool have been utter filth, so I think we might do well:

Anyone got like one of those editor updates where it does all current transfers for you?, i really cba doing them.

The official patch does that for you. But you can't use it if you're running a pirated version.

[capriccioso 2,545]

And here is an update on who's going out:

Caleb, that massive wanker, has been making noises for 2 years now about wanting to move to a bigger club. He requested a transfer, Atletico came in with a reasonable offer and my wanker of a chairman accepted.

Who's coming in, to replace those? A world class Argentine goalkeeper on a free, and a very good Nigerian defensive midfielder for a pittance (though 3 years ago that would have been enough to buy my original squad 2011/12 5 times over).

This guy on a free:

And someone very close to home. Yes, none other than our own John Michael Nchekwube Obinna, who has played a grand total of 4 games in 3 seasons at Chelsea, frozen out by Lampard, Ramires, Meireles, Essien, Romeu and amazingly, even McEachran; declined massively, been transfer listed for 18 months and so desperate that he bit my hands off at a contract offer of just 25k/week. Just is a relative term, that makes him my 2nd highest paid player. They will both join in January, and this is what Mikel will cost me:

[capriccioso 2,545]

@, this is what happened.

I don't fucking believe this. I just don't understand how on earth we did this. Ailton, fucking hell, he's rubbish, he's awful. 35 years old and only in the team for nostalgia, and he turns up with a performance like this. Dead eye in front of goal, regardless of his age- he had 5 chances and took them all.

Speechless, especially when we defended awfully, Liverpool were actually the better team until the wheels came off at 5-1 down and they gave up. I'm guessing they fell apart because their morale is awful, they've been utter cack of late:

Where's your famous atmosphere?

And Palermo duly beat Sheriff 3-1, meaning that Liverpool have to crush their opponents in the remaining two games, and hope Palermo gets absolutely smashed in both; as Palermo's goal difference is +2 and Liverpool's is -9 (12 courtesy of my Atletico boys ).

[Jase 43,479]

@capriccioso, 8-1?! 8-1?!!! WTF!!

[Strike 7,217]

Ha! Love smashing those Scouse cunts like that.

Can it get any better? It does..

Now they know what it's like to be robbed... Carragher should never have been sent off. One of my players took a dive, bless him

Knockout stages look all but certain now. As an added bonus, if we do the unthinkable and beat the Scouse scum at Anfield, and Palermo win (which they will, Sheriff are awful), Liverpool will be knocked out at the group stage while defending their own title :

This is even sweeter

[capriccioso 2,545]

Some very interesting things have happened of late:

At the halfway point, we lie in the CL spots with a 2 point buffer over Benfica.

Oh yeah, and there's something even more interesting happening in the Europa League...

Real or Bayern... fucking hell

Also, my fucking chairman has wanked me over AGAIN. My best player, Ricardo Labrador, will be on the move soon.

41 million isn't enough and there's no way I can replace him, my reputation is too low. Perhaps if we make the CL next year I could bring in someone class like Gylfi Sigurdsson but I checked on FMRTE and Labrador's potential ability is 189, which means at some point he will be Messi like- much better than just class.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Just signed him, for 775k.

Bargain of the century.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Meet the stable of regens who will bring this club glory:

Andre

Not yet ready for the first team but in 3-4 years time- when those mental attributes get better- he'll be a 40 goal a season striker.

And here's how he's turned out, I've given him a run in the first team and he has been exceptional:

Improved a fair bit as well. He could be a 40 goals a season player much earlier than I predicted, in another 18 months or so rather than 3 years.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Another pasting in the Europa League handed out...

And we go forward now to what is the biggest challenge this club has ever faced, by far. 5 time European Champions.

[capriccioso 2,545]

I've forgiven Sol Campbell for being North London scum now. He's saved our arse so many times.