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Really? The only scrutiny placed under Mata @ Chelsea - is by this fucking ridiculous rag of a paper!!! Fuck off and write a Rooney story!

Yeah like this kid - seen some negative posts already about him... Jesus - it's Pre-season and already being bashed!!! Being a 1 trick pony ain't so bad - look at Robben, he does the exact same thing all the time and is awesome! This kid will be something special, right age and mentality to fit in - just hope the people knocking him already give him a break... Can't be doing with another Marin saga...

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I thought Cech could have caught the free kick that led to the goal - the defender let the ball run and Cech refused to catch it? I think Schwarzer would have caught that... KdB easily the best player and what I loved was the through balls not just from him, but the players - that's really great, Rooney, Suarez, Torres, Lukaku and Ba will have ZERO complaints. I liked Traore I like Wallace Josh did well... Great squad here - so many options for the future and half a team of World Class players to come back in

Never can tell... I cannot see United getting Fabregas though I also don't see Suarez to Arsenal Weird old summer this year! What would I do? Break the bank and sign Suarez and Rooney

Hmm where's that Beasley post then - fucking muppet - it's midnight and NOTHING!!! What a cunt - hope he gets bitten by anything deadly in Kuala Lumpar!!!

Cheers dude The site kept crashing so it was poorly worded... The thought never even entered my brain that Terry could be involved!!! I was just googling STRIKERS #26 - I tried footballers with #26 and got swamped with American Football sigh! Hope this bloke is full of shit... Don't mind 9 going, but not 26!!!

Yeah man I know - I was looking and talking about STRIKERS that play as 26... I can't believe JT is going somewhere... What was exciting seeing Torres fucking off - is now a potential nightmare!!!

because I spent ages googling strikers and anybody for 26!!! Never did I consider Torres AND Terry!!!! FFS! I assumed (wrongly) we were getting another STRIKER!!! Fucks sake man...

So it involves number 9 = Torres And a number 26 - who plays as 26? Basically - it sounds like Torres is off - and being replaced by somebody who plays as 26??? Or is 26... What number does Suarez play? Higuain or Ibra? Gotta be something like that? Or Torres sold for £26 million?

This is a prediction I hope comes true

I'd believe it more if it was 23rd of July - not 23th...

Sorry if already posted but this was on red cafe People saying Rooney is shit - think they're mad!!! Rooney is our ideal player to take pressure off Mata when he needs a rest. Just look at our win percentage without Mata!!! This would be a great signing for us - absolutely fucking LEGENDARY. - this is like Zola / Drogba style transfer... People moaning at 80 million - add in merchandising and it will be about 50% less Edit: how do I post image from iPad???? FFS !!!

See the 'excellent' post from @Styles below you - that's why he didn't take that job... He needs a WBA or equivalent, or maybe an Italian team...

Or - perhaps he wants to see how KdB plays with Lukaku AND Ba? Not unreasonable...

Paris is (hate saying this) a pretty cool place... So I don't blame him and he was left in an awkward position as his employers wanted the money!!! So good luck to him - we didn't meet the clause, PSG did - end of story

Oooer that's what Wayne Bridge's Ex said

Wow 2 negative posts I've read from you in succession on different threads... Do you ever have anything good to say? Try being happy - you never know, could end up somewhere really great! My comment was aimed at explaining that at Real Madrid Jose looked very old and was almost approaching a Wenger grey! Few weeks with Chelsea and he looks younger, happier and in a much better place! I don't think he has lost his drive, my personal opinion is that it's hidden now behind a friendly facade, I'm sure there will be abrasive moments this season though I still think he will create that siege mentality. And he needs a CL with a 3rd different club - so he will be pushing hard for that

Nah he looks more like Kenny Rogers from Eaestbound e & Down

Is it me or does Mourinho look about 10 years younger now he's back at Chelsea!!! He looks so much younger and refreshed and is smiling so much more! Amazing what a few weeks can do!!!!

Yeah right, the only fax's people now get are 'spam'... Top tip! If you're applying for a job at a company that STILL uses a fax machine - YOU CAN DO BETTER

Fax? Fuck me you're from Germay - nix Faxen maschienen Email dude - E M A I L get with the 21st century

Tomo chill - 20 million even 30 million is a steal for this player Happy to be proved wrong, but if we sign him, he will be awesome for us!!!! That simple Fuck Utd - Rooney knows they are on a downward spiral now and wants out...

I didn't say 'sell him' - I said I can see him being sold... there is a difference If we keep him cool, if we lose him - then that's the way it goes... Depending upon the formation - maybe Azpi could provide the width and crosses...? As you rightly point out though - just when we seem to have strength and depth - we shoot ourselves in the foot

I don't want him - @SeB hit the nail on the head - he has mental issues - we already have Torres IF We could move Torres on then he would be worth a punt - but not at 25million I'd much rather invest time in Lukaku - who can be better than Benteke... I find it weird that nobody is also mentioning the impact Andreas Wiemann made on Villa - he has the pace (even more than Benteke) to open up the opposition and give Benteke more space time, I just don't see Bentke working at CFC... Anyway, unlikely to happen so wont waste too many words - good luck with the Spuds son!