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Oh well focus on the CL

Ramires is a fucking liability - if he comes on in the 2nd half I will be furious! That could have been a red card! The boys are in a real battle and this ref is useless Will need luck to win this

Fucking Sunderland!!! C'mon lets wrap this up 3-1

Yeah those stats are proven bollocks Nice 10 seconds of hope though

Having read all of the comments. I'm glad other fans are also saying what a load of shit the article is If I was Jose I would pin this up in the dressing room! And at full time - give Mr Parker a call

Hatrick against Liverpool - we win the Tittle - has a nice 'ring' to it ... Shuts the scouse cunts up - Torres worth some money - just an ideal situation all round! As Homer (Simpson) said - c'mon God, Allah, Buddha - make it happen!!!!

I say fucking do it - 40 million and Torres + Luiz the other way and bring these 2 in... 80 millions worth of Players for 40 million - sounds amazing business Job done! And we got more cover on the wings... If this was FM I would have hit the buy button already I'd prefer THESE two over Atletico boy any day of the week ending in a 'Y'

After working in Moscow for 2 years and encouraging a mate to move from Russia to England so his kids could become fluent in English - the reason behind their mathematical genius is simple! EDUCATION They have an amazing education system and their Maths is so advanced at an early age. His daughter was 13 and knew more maths than the A level students, after 2 years she had to go back to Moscow to live with her grandparents - her English was good enough but her maths was suffering! It's not just maths - Russians are taught the 'long game' - strategic thinking - they are the masters at this on a global level. I'm just glad they're in our corner I'd rather have a Russian than a Sheik - purely because Sheiks normally inherit wealth, typically, Russians gamble big to be wealthy...

Someone needs to GIF this up with the noise Chewbacca makes from Star Wars - would be awesome

Just wow - some of you guys need to go back and read the things you have written. He scores he's the new Egyptian al-masih... He misses a few chances, has an average game - he's rubbish... This lad is used to playing week in / week out - being asked to deliver on demand as part of 'rotation' is a hard thing to master and separates the top players from good players... This is why Mourinho said he's not ready yet. But he will be! Give the lad a break - nobody exactly 'shone' yesterday - so why is he being singled out?

Lol that is true The comments like Hazard won us the game are ridiculous - it's a TEAM that wins and a TEAM that loses Azpi's defence could have stopped the opposition scoring 2 or 3 goals - but is that taken into account? It's nobody's fault - except the 'media' they can't have a headline like CHELSEA TEAM DOMINATES - they need an individual to attribute the success too - because remember - we 'bought' success... So it has to be £50 million Torres or £30 million Hazard went some way to paying back his huge transfer fee by scoring blah blah blah... Rather than be upset - I'm personally delighted our LEFT HAND SIDE of the pitch has been so productive! Now if we can do the same next season with the RIGHT HAND SIDE and add a STRIKER! - things will be looking good

I don't care if he's good enough or not. That debate can wait... What CANNOT wait is him destroying City!!! Come on Agent Lukaku you're NEEDED! Fucking Aston Villa and Palace - a win at either and we'd be sitting pretty right now oh well, that's life Lets see how Lserpool cope next season being in more than 1 competition!!!

He's great - looks a quality player - he can sit in midfield for me and be the new Lampard - scoring from deep

Admin abused his power to get what he wanted? Seriously it's a meaningless poll That's a bit over dramatic for you? Have you been drinking?

Chipped goal in 2012 Semi Final campaign anybody? Ramires is unpredictable - it drives me mad - it drives his team mates mad - but I bet it scares the fuck outta teams playing us - how can you defend against him? Sure he makes mistakes - but he's a Chelsea player and will support him Hope all our players find some great form now

That is a bigger load of bollocks than a Moyes team talk... It's toothless. Like a Piracy warning on BluRays... They try that - every game involving a loaned player will suddenly be challenged! They are stupid at UEFA but not complete fucking idiots - it's just 'sabre' rattling - they have no clear legislation on this scenario and they know they are fucked trying to enforce it. Seriously it's the biggest load of shit I have ever read. A contract was willingly entered into by both paries - it's not unfairly putting them at a disadvantage - if they want to play him it costs x. If they don't it costs nothing - it is THEIR choice. Fucking whining to UEFA If the contract truly is null and void - and Atletico field him - then they have fielded an illegible player as the clubs have no 'loan' agreement! Lets see how that pans out If it was me. Courtious would be on the first plane home.

No - quite the opposite. The clause is fine - UEFA are now trying to impose a restriction that doesn't exist and the have no specific provisions for it - just a loose interpretation of a 'cover all eventualities' clause - which is about as enforceable as David Moyes tactics.. I hope he does play - I'm just pissed off that UEFA decide to jump in again. If this wasnt an English team - do you think they would have said anything? No - of course not. Bunch of corrupt fuckers! Didnt Celtic have a similar issue this season in qualifying? They asked UEFA for guidance and their response - 'sort it between yourselves' - another case of classic UEFA double standards. Well fuck them - nothing would give me more joy than to see us Win now - and the 30 odd million prize will definitely help fund a couple of strikers in the summer

Here's the UEFA Statement - I have added my comments underneath. In response to media reports referring to the situation of Club Atlético de Madrid goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois, UEFA would like to reiterate its position. ME: Go for it - nothing like grabbing a bit of publicity The integrity of sporting competition is a fundamental principle for UEFA. ME: Yeah, pull the other one... Both the UEFA Champions League and the UEFA Disciplinary Regulations contain clear provisions which strictly forbid any club to exert, or attempt to exert, any influence whatsoever over the players that another club may (or may not) field in a match. ME: Well to enforce that - they would need to be privvy to 'loan' discussions. This statement is ridiculous and basically could be easily challenged by anybody who is fielding a 'loaned' player in a UEFA competition. This is not enforceable - it's jut their rhetoric It follows that any provision in a private contract between clubs which might function in such a way as to influence who a club fields in a match is null, void and unenforceable so far as UEFA is concerned. ME: LOL - as far as UEFA is concerned... Meaningless.. Furthermore, any attempt to enforce such a provision would be a clear violation of both the UEFA Champions League and the UEFA Disciplinary Regulations and would therefore be sanctioned accordingly. ME: Really? This is such rubbish - there's no 'existing' provision that they have which applies to this scenario. UEFA are ridiculous - they should just say 'Loaned Players' cannot play against the Loaning Team. What happens if we beat AM - and then they say the GK threw the game - where's the provisions to stop that? This whole scenario is a mess and UEFA are incompetent fucking idiots.

Fuck the UEFA statement - there's a contract in existence willingly entered into by both parties. Unless UEFA are going to recompense Chelsea - they can say what the fuck they like - they have no jurisdiction over the matter. On another note... Latest reports suggest Diego Simeone is taking the tie very seriously and has already been in contact with Tony Pulis for tips. Paul Lambert remains on speed dial.

Fuck! I was living there! Right time to book some meetings in Salzburg and Vienna!!!

Jose is feeling a 'little horse' Boooom! Pun of the day!!!

Yeah the summer for Strikers was a bit of a failure - but in a way it's helped the other team members step up. United relied on Van Persie last season. He's been injured most of this season and look how shit they are now. A great striker can cover many deficiencies Also the French clubs priced everybody out of the market last summer... We can't afford another £50million flop I hope we sign at least 1 decent Striker in the summer and clear out some of the dead wood in the squad (cash in) to fund it Luke Shaw + Striker + Modric type player and we could really start to dominate!

Let me sum it up for you in simple sentences : Jose 1st time = Drogba Jose Inter = Eto'o Jose Real = Ronaldo / Benzema Do you see the correlation? Previous teams had GREAT Strikers - we have NONE! Hence why this season is a SUCCESS - add in a proper Striker and we will be competing for honours!!! For now - I'm just enjoying being the only English club still in the CL - especially as we weren't last season!!!

Bah drink your pisswasser I'm sad I no longer live in Salzburg - loved the Allianz especially in May, 2 seasons ago German football is sorted - train ticket, entry all for about £30 and good beer and pretzels - plus some pretty hot women too! (Who love sex!) - the only thing I dislike about the Allianz tonight is that Pep will be there!!!

Unlucky - but, your players will get better and improve playing against other teams outside of your league - the road to CL victory is a long and painful one - we lost out on PK's in Russia to Utd. I'm sure you will bounce back next season and realistically - you could probably win it within 5 years (realistic) Cheers for coming here and posting - really respect that! If my French was better - I would do the same on your forums! Hope you get some sleep