Jase

Never though? Never thought?! OUTRAGEOUS!!!

Will do so if you can get it within 3 guesses. Strange. Never seen that before. I've always got that impression of you being Kris Allen in that picture. No, I'm not.

Thanks! You don't know my age though. Not that anyone knows it for real.

How old are you, if you don't mind me asking? And have followed you on Twitter.

@Amels, I always been curious. That is not you is it in your avatar??

@ clearly understands you better than us guys...

TC? Talk Chelsea Forum? Why??

We clearly will be enemies if we ever encounter one another...

It's extremely obvious that you don't like Mikel and want him gone but seriously, you have basically been just spouting the same nonsense and generic comments with plenty of assumptions in it about Mikel over and over and over again. Some of these things you have said in recent days are getting tiresome!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4969323/Andre-Schurrle-I-had-to-join-Jose-Mourinho-I-heard-he-was-best.html

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8777838/Premier-League-Juan-Mata-denies-Chelsea-exit-talk

Others on my timeline are still tweeting/retweeting info from him. Can still see his tweets but been blocked from following him.

Fair enough. Have to control myself a bit. Be serious when I need to. Be playful when I can. Will derail threads otherwise. Under pressure to apply to standards you know.

That would make me look even more like a girl...

Tancredi Palmeri just tweeted - "Chelsea have made aware Napoli that they WON'T raise their bid anymore".

At least they seem to do it with some purpose. In Sturridge's case, he always does without even thinking. Anytime he can cut onto his left shoot, he will just shoot, even if it's from the ridiculous angles and distance!

A girl? A GIRL?? Really??? Oh gawd. Better change back my avatar!

But that will make me look like a complete pussy!

C'mon Hutcho. Why so serious? Was only fooling about. And yes, I always laugh at the randomness of @Stingray's memes and gifs. Always seem to fit the situation.