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Are you serious? Which part of me is being dictatorish??

Funny Tom. Funny. Very funny...

Mr Mod? C'mon man. I'm not a dictator here. Agree with the shooting part though just as long as he doesn't shoot ridiculously like Sturridge did.

Download? More like the ruler of the Internet! No worries about that thread. We all get carried away sometimes. It's bloody painful seeing those obscene memes and gifs. Disrupts people thinking and imagination for goodness sake!

Don't worry. You weren't the only one that did it. I was involved too.

Don't act innocent man. You have always done it even during the season. It's not healthy man.

Clearly the guys have not been reading... Prepare for the...

Seriously @Stingray, I must say, have hardly seen a post of your these days without a meme or gif!

Okay fellas, let's get back on topic, properly.

Like seriously... If Schurrle has a rape smile or rape face for that matter, we should alert @francozola.

Azpi defines rape smile perfectly here. Because his name 'Azpilicueta' was hard to pronounce.

You should always take transfer stories with a pinch of salt. Work better that way.

EH? Schurrle has a rape smile??? Not even anywhere close!

Yup. Pretty good editing. Looks very very real.

Daily Mail are also known as Daily Fail.

https://www.facebook.com/andre.schuerrle/photos

Thanks. That news seem to be based on the one published by Daily Mail earlier today. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2341680/Robert-Lewandowski-wanted-Chelsea-Bayern-Munich-blocked.html

Link to the source?

Now the English media are slowly picking up on the Mikel to Galatasaray rumours... Galatasaray confident they can convince Chelsea's John Obi Mikel to reunite with Blues pal Drogba

Just saw this on Schurrle's Facebook page. https://www.facebook.com/andre.schuerrle

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jun/14/mikel-john-obi-interest-galatasaray?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter The Guardian have picked up on the reported interest of Galatasaray of Mikel.

That quote in Skipper's post was already posted just over 4 hours ago...

Isn't it obvious? Some people are selective in what they want to read and see.

Hello David, meet David... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2341579/David-Luiz-lookalike-namesake-plays-Brazilian-Galicia.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

No surprises but Pellegrini now officially confirmed as City's manager.