OneMoSalah

How is it laugh worthy? Suarez is one of the best players in the PL if you like it or not. Hes miles better than Sturridge. Its been proven. I rate Borini higher than Sturridge too, hes a much better all-round player who puts in a shift every game unlike Sturridge who only tries when he has the ball. Basically in the words of the great SeB Sturridge is a ball wanker.

He looks good, honestly we need to convince him to sign for us. We have the Hazard's (Thogan & Eden also wouldn't be surprised if we don't get Kylian in the next few years), Kevin De Bruyne, Thibaut Courtois, Romelu Lukaku and the Musonda's. Also we're linked with Fellaini in Jan. Surely a big pull factor.

Sturridge won't play as a no. 9 for Liverpool. Suarez is three times the player he is so if he really wants to play regularly as a number 9 he can forget it at Liverpool haha. Also I'd say Borini is a better striker than Sturridge.

If Neymar wants to become a legend he needs to leave Brazil. Not even Neymar and his ridiculous blonde beard is that stupid. He wanted to stay until he was ready for Europe I'm guessing.

Actually Neymar wanted to stay in Brazil until the 2014 WC which is why the transfer negotiations with the 5 clubs were canceled. Also Hulk is shit and overrated so who cares about him. Hes playing pish at Zenit and he cost them 40-50 million, imagine the bother we'd have had if we signed another 40 million + player and he played that shit.

Remember when we signed Hulk and Neymar? Oh wait... yeah..... same as that.

Have you got any youtube video links of him or that? Never seen him play but I'm sure I've seen an article linking him with Citeh.

Good to see that it isn't just our board who are complete fuckwits then. Sooner Torres gets sold the better. Then the board can fucking actually sign a striker who is decent. Oh wait the service is shite, Torres isn't scoring because Oscar is playing poorly and Hazard and Mata aren't passing to him (). Anyway sign Pjanic,,, do ittttttt

Been on Pjanic's trail ever since he played for Lyon. He was dubbed as the new Juninho at a young age, defos talented. Would take him every day of the week, hes got great passing and vision and would be perfect in the pivot. Why Lyon sold him I have no fucking idea. Hes miles better than that overrated French donkey Gourcuff.

Not seen him play, heard hes a good player though. Dutch international CB and captain of Feyenoord at 20. Speaks volumes of him, his leadership and ability. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8341347/

Luiz has been the most impressive player under Rafa. Fact. Hes come on leaps and bounds under Rafa tbh.

Lets just play a team of Paulo Ferreira and Marko Marin and win 3-0

Loved the way he just brushed Joe Allen and Martin Skrtl aside vs Liverpool tbh. Also his amazing bit of strength to knock down that pansy Chris Smalling, absolutely decked him. Defos reminds me of Drogba.

Was going to start a thread myself but I thought everyone would think I was going nuts because of that one game vs Liverpool. Liked watching him since he came to the Prem. In all honesty reminds me of Drogba a bit, big, strong, works hard for the team, scores goals, sets them up. 20 million is a bit much though maybe 10-14 million plus Lukaku on loan would be a great deal. Much more complete player than Lukaku right now anyway, would be a good signing.

CL win and first league title in 50 years are on par with each other.

Dont care about the bad moments, being a Chelsea fan is brilliant! We get to watch some of the finest players around week in week out, what more can we ask for?

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AVB wants Moutinho more I heard, Pjanic is a fallback option incase Porto price him out of a move/wage demands. We should get Pjanic, excellent player. Technicaly superb.

Hes a deep lying playmaker though, perfect for the pivot.

Said hes one of the best, not the best. Might want to get your quotes right mate. Also your the one who insulted the Bison saying Tiote played better than him last year....

Yeah I'm surprised Big Phil isn't a nominee, the guys teams played shite football and grinded out results. Even though he brought us Deco who I loved he didn't do anything particularly great apart from that. In fact didn't he not sign Bosingwa, haha.

To say Tiote was anywhere near Essien before his injuries is a mockery to the Bison.

We need a director of football whos actually got an idea of what hes doing. Louis Van Gaal would have been nice before he got the Holland job or that guy City ended up getting from Barca, could have aided our attempt to get Pep too... That Michael Elemano guy has some sort of idea but hes not the right man to be in charge of transfers.

So Mikel since is average... does that mean Jose Mourinho (Chelsea's greatest ever manager), Phil Scolari (WC winning manager), Carlo Ancelotti (CL winning manager), AVB (retard), Robbie Di Matteo (CL winning manager) and Rafa Benitez (CL winning manager) are all utter idiots who don't understand football at all? Comparing the Bison to Tiote is ridiculous. Essien could actually contribute going forward, he was an absolute beast physically and technically he was good, a complete midfield player, where as Tiote is good at running around and throwing himself into needless tackles half the time. There aren't many DMs that I can think of that are better than Mikel either tbh. So yeah hes one of the best in the world imo.

It doesn't take much footballing ability to do what Tiote does - run about like a headless chicken kicking lumps out of everyone getting booked regularly and sent off at least 5 times per season. Even Joey Barton could do a better job than what he does. We have bought technical players so if anyone was to replace Mikel it wouldn't be Tiote, hes one of the worst technical footballers I've ever seen. Mikel is a technical player anyway, so why we need another player there is pointless. Mikel is a fantastic option at DM, underrated by many, perhaps the only better DMs out there right now are Sergio Busquets and Javi Martinez. Personally, I'd prefer to see us going back to 4-3-3 as its a much better system for keeping the ball, better team shape, suits our players better and can go into a 4-1-4-1 / 4-5-1 when defending and when in possession can turn into a 3-4-3. Similar defensive shape to Jose's Chelsea team. Start: Defending: In possession: If Pep was to become our coach I bet you thats what his team would set up like too.