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Oscars goal vs Juve all day. Near spunked my pants when he scored. Why isn't Luiz's FK vs that Danish team we played up for it either? Nordsjaelland or whatever the spelling is.

Alonso isn't good enough to play for Chelsea where we desperately need a player like him but he plays regularly in the greatest international team of the last 10-20 years or if you believe it, of all time. Ok then. How does this work?

Average CB. Extremely overpriced as well, apparently Torino want like 20 million for him so they can erm how do I put this, fuck off..

Strike has been immense this month so I'm voting for him.

Chelsea 3 Man United 1 Demba Ba double, Oscar goal!

Who gives a fuck? If he keeps scoring goals at least he can be as shit as he wants until somebody takes him off our hands or we get a better striker.

I doubt he was on 100k p/w at Liverpool in the first place. The point I was making was to buy Xabi until say Josh had played more football and was capable of playing in the first team. Hes not ready, why buy another younger player when we already have Josh, Nate, Romeu, De Bruyne and Oscar who could all potentially play as a CM for at least 10 years?

Hope Ramires gets a goal vs United (well that is if hes rested for the game vs Basel tonight tbh). Would play Luiz or Romeu if hes near fit enough with Lampard tonight.

I don't think he'll earn that much compared to Ronaldo, Di Maria, Benzema, Casillas, Ramos, Marcelo, Higuain, Kaka etc. He'll probably be on the same wage he was on at Liverpool or just a tad more. Can't see that being any more than what €100,000-€110,000 p/w which we can afford easily. If Lampard leaves then that is if you believe everything said about his salary then £150-175,000 p/w off the wage bill... Malouda released too, probably about £90-100k p/w off the wage bill, Benayoun off the wage bill and we can also get Essien off the wage bill too.

Take this offer and never look back Roman. Imagine getting Jose and Alonso... would be dreamy... anyone who thinks he is too old well why do yous want Lampard to stay then??????????? Would honestly prefer to see Lampard break Bobby's record and move on tbh. Hes not useful in a 4-2-3-1, where as Alonso has played in such a formation since what 2004 basically? Mikel - Alonso or Romeu - Alonso is miles better than Mikel - Lampard/Ramires or Romeu - Lampard/Ramires We won't change from 4-2-3-1 if we are to build our team around Hazard and Mata etc. so buying Alonso for 2 or 3 years before Josh or Oscar can take over seems reasonable. Or do some people just not want Alonso because he APPARENTLY doesn't like Lampard? Jesus what idiots.

Jesus, don't know whether to believe all this stories or not. Probably end up announcing some bellend like Kenny Dalglish on a life time contract despite everything pointing towards Jose............

At least 4 of them will be booked/sent off because when things aren't going Barca's way, they do cheat, just a little bit..... a massive bit.

Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri 31m Abramovich promised to Mourinho, in this order: 1) Falcao; 2) Di Maria; 3) Moutinho; 4) Pepe. Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More miguel angel lara ‏@miguelangelara29m @tancredipalmeri Di María? Are you sure?? Expand Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri24m.@miguelangelara double confirmed by the fact that Juventus asked about Di Maria and were told that Chelsea is already interested Hide conversation Reply Retweet Favorite MoreInteresting. Tancredi says Roman has also promised to Jose that he will get him Falcao, Moutinho and Pepe too.

Ronaldo was so shit tonight. Modric was amazing though. Anyone else think we'd be better with Klopp as manager than Jose right now with what we are trying to do as well? Just me? Also why does Ramos hate Lewa so much hahahaha, oh wait because he schooled him in the art of center forward play last week. Haha fuck you Ramos

Rami from Valencia would be a much better option. Like 50 times better.

Hes terrible. Why bother. Typical Spanish defender. Reckless and rash. Sure he can pass a ball but bar that hes shite.

Hey Rafa is our manager, who would of thought that would happen? Alonso could be the same haha!

Alonso and Varane

Wiflred Zaha, Championship Player of Year, only scored 1 goal since the start of 2013. WHAT THE FUCK YOU BUNCH OF TWATS. Vydra should rightfully be Championship Player of the Year. Or Tom Ince.. honestly what the fuck. Apparently Bale has won both awards. Ridiculous. I hate everything.

No AZPI NO MUTHERFUCKING AZPI AHWU5TJEU8UWHN WBTHUWAHHU WHAT THE FUCK LOL. Zabaleta's a good RB and all but hasn't been as good or consistent as Azpi......

Wait you think Granero's shite? Remember the game vs QPR under Mark Hughes where he totally ran the game for them no? He only left Madrid for regular football, Jose gave him games. Hes a good player for sure. Could be useful for what maybe £5m. Hes much more all rounded than Benat who struggles with his positioning and tackling. I honestly cannot believe I have just seen Granero is shite. He'd easily get games for us imo.

Cech or Azpi. Have both been our best players. In fact I think Cech has been our best player for like the last 3 or 4 years due to his consistency and impressive performances in massive games. Sure you could say Mata or Hazard but both have been extremely inconsistent so I'm going to say Cech due to his consistency. Everyone seems to forget about Cech....

Thought Rafa taking Lampard on was clever because Oscar and Lampard could rotate and one could go as a more attacking midfielder while the other one sat back a bit more. It only happened two or three times but it was good to keep the team a bit more balanced. Also great finish by him today. He may have lost the ball a bit today but he was still decent.

Score at least 2 and we are through. Easy as that.