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1 + 1 = 2. Easy peasy. Job fucking done. Wheres my fucking Nobel prize? Also is Ryan consumes 2 litre of Kopparberg and cannot stand on his two feet, how much of a fucking lightweight is he?

Pahahaha what a cunt he is. Criticizing Chelsea fans, the mans a tosspot. Bit like Wenger and Benitez when Mourinho was in charge many years ago, always talking trash about our club and how we got to where we are..

I'm certain on one GTA, you went into the police station, into the showers and find a dildo or use a cheat where everyone's walking around half naked carrying dildos....

LEAVE SEB ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE STYLED VIDEO APPEARS HERE*

Get a dildo and run into the police station beating people up like on one of the GTAs a few years ago...

wiped out half the population of Wick, was like playing GTA all over again.. bar no guns

Fuck Eto;o giving everyone RT's on twitter, I post to him and he doesn't give me one :( :(

Back from my first lesson. lmao, not great but not shabby, still alive so is the instructor so thats a plus haha.

I'll let everyone know, some people will probably know when they see a car through their front wall

Got to give him some time, hes only really just back from a major injury. Sometimes it takes players a season or more to get back to used playing after such a unlucky injury.

First driving lesson tomorrow, stay the fuck indoors everyone!

Already scored in the PL before any of our 3 strikers lmao.

BALOTELLI WOWWWW WHAT A GOAL!

To think we were 'apparently' in the driving seat to sign Isco in January and boom we spend 30m on Willian who is half the player he is... ridiculous

I hope Mata scores 3 and sets up a few. Big performance like that will be a 'fuck you' to Mourinho

I think if we are going to see Mata and Oscar in the same team, with Oscar as the number 10 and Mata RW, then Hazard will have to be sacrificed for Schurrle who is more of a willing runner for team balance along with Ramires playing on the right side of the pivot with Mikel on the left side of it. Schurrle - Oscar - Mata Mikel - Ramires Mata will try and contribute defensively but won't be very useful so using Ramires' legs and energy on the right side of the pitch will help I'd say. Then it allows Oscar to come back and fill in for Ramires' if hes missed the tackle and out of position. Still prefer Mata as the #10 for his creativity but this could perhaps work.

Great article SeB, took a while to read but you know... great in depth analysis as usual! How long did this take you btw? Must of been a while....

If this is anything to go by 'A source told Sunday Mirror Sport that even the players are surprised by Jose Mourinho's treatment of the Spaniard' then its another AVB v dressing room situation.

Mikel has now scored, now he is seen as an amazing player OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Mata was used as a number 10 by Di Matteo so he can influence the game more and so he didn't have to do as much defensive work as in comparison to what he'd have to do on the wing. In Spain it is easier to play as a winger due to the slower tempo of the football in comparison to the English game. Mata is a mile ahead of Oscar in terms of their offensive contributions; final pass quality, assists and goals. Mourinho can get Mata to drop deeper to receive the ball from the pivot, link play better or work a bit harder on the defensive side of his game quite quickly but on the other hand he cannot get Oscar to jump in a time machine and be 24, 25 or 26 so he is better than Mata. World class is thrown around too easily these days, Mata isn't world class but neither is Oscar and I doubt he has the potential to be world class. He will be a very good player but the term world class is for players like Ronaldo or Messi or Iniesta..

Bit harsh I'd say; against Everton the goal wasn't completely his fault as Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher said after the game but he made a mistake in not getting back into position after trying to go out to Barkley (as Terry couldn't as he was too deep). Even against Basel I didn't think the goals were exactly his fault either... so the rumors will begin again if hes not in the squad tomorrow...

There is a reason to bench Oscar, hes created just 6 chances so far this season (0 assists, 6 key passes), which isn't great. Hes playing the #10 role, an offensive role where he needs to create chances/score goals as do Hazard and Schurrle on the wings. Oscar isn't creating, Hazard isn't and Schurrle isn't, we can change it up as we have the options. Mata has been the face of Chelsea FC for the last 2 years, when Oscar can score 15-20 goals a season and set up 15-20 goals a season then he deserves to be the starting #10 at Chelsea. His offensive contribution is poor in comparison to Mata's.

Apparently Mata and Luiz aren't in the squad for tomorrow. Only a report from the sun but how shits going now you never know. The axe has been swung anyhow.

Do you want to watch Mata tracking fullbacks? No of course you don't! Oscars work rate and defensive skills are better suited to playing on the wing than Mata's imo. He does more in that sense. Rafa seen this, played Oscar on the right, sure his offensive contribution sucked but Mata playing in the middle, his offensive contribution made up for it. Remember that 3-1 game under AVB at Old Trafford? Nani and Rafael were basically 2 v 1 on Cole every time as Mata was LW. Its difficult, hopefully Mourinho will rotate both though so they get a fair share of games each in that central position.

Mourinho basically pinning blame of the Basel defeat on Mata's substitution is dirty as fuck in my eyes too, saying he had duties to do, if he had duties to do (I'm guessing defensive duties) why stick him on when its only 1-0 if you want him to do defensive duties... Jose picks Lampard more or less every week and he does fuck all defensively... we lose a lot of balance with Lampard and Mata in the same team but if you say put Ramires with Mikel with Mata we aren't as bad then in terms of balance. You build around your best players, so you should be prepared to find solutions to combat their weaknesses.