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Jose couldn't have given Spurs a bigger fucking hint that he is more worried about what they do than what we do. Ramires on the wing? Fuck me, Gylfi Sigurdsson is playing on their right wing, guys hardly Gareth Bale.... Lampard vs Paulinho will be laughable too. If we win sure his selection worked but if we lose I'm blaming Jose starting Lampard in a crucial area of the pitch where Ramires is a mile better in. Over 150m worth of AM/RW/LW players and hes playing a CM on the wing.... If its not a 4-3-3 like Hutcho said then we are fucked in the arse but if its a 4-3-3 then why is Oscar playing RW chasing fullbacks?FUFUFCKFUJCKUFCUFKCUFKCUC I don't know

Valencia apparently expressing interest in taking Juan back to the Mestalla. Also Real Madrid are believed to be interested in him, hmmmmmm if he doesn't get back in by December I reckon he'll be gone.

Josh hasn't shown any sort of improvement or determination though, he is gifted enough but doesn't take the game by the scruff of the neck. If Josh is eventually sold, its his fault more than anyone elses for not being confident enough in his own ability and really kicking on when others have.

All this criticism of Sandro and calling Sandro shit is wrong imo. Hes a top player, reminds me a bit of Yaya Toure (not exactly the same position, Toures a box to box player and Sandro's a holder), really aggressive, very strong, carries the ball very well, good shot from distance. Course hes not as technically gifted or tactically aware as Mikel or whoever but hes a massive player for Spurs. We need to be very wary hes a top player who is a vital cog of the Spur's team, very combative and breaking moves up in the middle of the park. Also Erik Lamela was very very good against Villa last night, we need to stop him getting space and playing clever balls in behind for Soldado/Defoe, also the same with Eriksen, Mikel and Lampard/Ramires need to be very wary and disciplined (which Mikel is usually not so sure about Lampard or Ramires at times though) to stop him influencing the game. I think we'll play this team: Cech Ivanovic-Luiz-Terry-Cole Mikel-Rami/Lamps Schurrle-Oscar-Hazard Eto'o

We have the quality in depth in offensive areas in the team so we should be able to play a very strong team no matter what. Should be able to beat Arsenal, if they put a similar team out to tonight, which I doubt, it will be another 5-0 if they strengthen their team slightly with Ramsey, Ozil, Cazorla, Arteta we should still beat them or at least give them an excellent game as we have more than enough players to give them problems.

Romeu last year and now Marco. Feel for him, being a World Cup year and all as well, even worse. Lets give him his time to recover and see how he bounces back next season, it can be done (look at Ramsey at Arsenal).

Graeme Souness criticizing Luiz along with Alan Hansen is a fucking regular occurrence. I hate both of them. Hansen was an slightly better than average CB who was glorified because he played for Liverpool when they were winning everything and Souness is a wanker. Finding Luiz a partner who can play in sync with him is our problem. I quite like the look of what that Mamadou Sakho guy is doing at Liverpool, aggressive, strong, quick, although I don't think he'd be a good partner to Luiz as they slightly similar. The points about the English or traditional back 4 in comparison to a more continental style of defending is spot on. Terry and Cahill prefer their fullback to tuck in to give them a sense of security as opposed to the continental style where defenders run out to close down/tackle/intercept etc.

If Lampard plays they will fuck our midfield up. Paulinho/Dembele vs Lampard? Going to be one way each time...

Hard for players like De Bruyne and van Ginkel to build on their performances when they are playing 90 minutes every 3 weeks...

Eto'o free transfer 3 games 0 goals better movement and link up than we are used to, still adapting. Torres 100+ games 30 odd goals 50 FUCKING MILLIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS terrible movement, terrible link up play, terrible chance conversion rate, terrible in general. Please take a step back and refrain from saying Torres is better than Eto'o after 3 games. PLEASE.

Start Dave and Mata vs Spurs!

Hard to think Jose has minimized 2 of our better players from last season's game time so much that they will only get 90 minutes against bloody Swindon...

Just an ungroomed Di Canio.

Pahahaha what a cunt he is. Criticizing Chelsea fans, the mans a tosspot. Bit like Wenger and Benitez when Mourinho was in charge many years ago, always talking trash about our club and how we got to where we are..

LEAVE SEB ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE STYLED VIDEO APPEARS HERE*

Fuck Eto;o giving everyone RT's on twitter, I post to him and he doesn't give me one :( :(

Got to give him some time, hes only really just back from a major injury. Sometimes it takes players a season or more to get back to used playing after such a unlucky injury.

Already scored in the PL before any of our 3 strikers lmao.

BALOTELLI WOWWWW WHAT A GOAL!

To think we were 'apparently' in the driving seat to sign Isco in January and boom we spend 30m on Willian who is half the player he is... ridiculous

I hope Mata scores 3 and sets up a few. Big performance like that will be a 'fuck you' to Mourinho

I think if we are going to see Mata and Oscar in the same team, with Oscar as the number 10 and Mata RW, then Hazard will have to be sacrificed for Schurrle who is more of a willing runner for team balance along with Ramires playing on the right side of the pivot with Mikel on the left side of it. Schurrle - Oscar - Mata Mikel - Ramires Mata will try and contribute defensively but won't be very useful so using Ramires' legs and energy on the right side of the pitch will help I'd say. Then it allows Oscar to come back and fill in for Ramires' if hes missed the tackle and out of position. Still prefer Mata as the #10 for his creativity but this could perhaps work.

Great article SeB, took a while to read but you know... great in depth analysis as usual! How long did this take you btw? Must of been a while....

If this is anything to go by 'A source told Sunday Mirror Sport that even the players are surprised by Jose Mourinho's treatment of the Spaniard' then its another AVB v dressing room situation.

Mikel has now scored, now he is seen as an amazing player OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG