OneMoSalah

Na sorry lads I am taking a sabbatical this forum is out of control.... Joking but fuck me what is this thread.

Great deal for 8M but Courtois is a much better keeper. No doubt about it. If anyone is doubting Courtois after one game where Begovic was playing behind a defense that was incredibly exposed, against a world class striker, where the saves he made Courtois would definitely have also made, is nuts.

We never won a game in pre-season in regular time, we've not won in the league yet and lost the community shield. Put on top the pointless medical staff issues and piss poor transfer market and you basically do have a mini crisis on your hands. City absolutely bullied us. So many poor performers today, we should have been beaten by at least 5 or 6 but Begovic made huge saves. He was the only guy worthy of wearing the shirt today. People can say all they want that its only 2 games into the season but City looked unstoppable, it took them 30 or 40 seconds to show what they were capable of. In the first half alone Kolarov created 4 chances, our whole team created 3. Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpi, Fabregas, Matic, Hazard, Willian, Ramires, Costa... all fucking shite. People will defend Hazard or defend whoever but if you are going to defend anybody after that first half performance then you are having a laugh because they were non existent. Second half a bit better but City created 17 chances against us, 17... Fucking sort it out.

Yeah I can't stand him at times too, I would like to beat him up with the Community Shield trophy tbf.

Its not like he hasn't got a point though. This whole situation looks terrible on the club's behalf. Although I'm not a fan of Wenger obviously.

Think there is so much wrong with the English games quality. Never mind just the PL.

Saying thanks for the support and that she appreciates it is a PR disaster? Okay, fuck knows how but okay because she was NEVER in the wrong. The PR disaster was Jose deciding to publicly slate her and the other guy, for doing their jobs, in a sport where like all other sports, the athletes come first before absolutely anything. Also they are reckoning he has swore at her and whatever else now, it's becoming a bit more sour but it's not like Jose hasn't had high profile spats wheres he has flipped the lid and big issues with people before is it? Hazard has no part in this, he went down, medics were signalled on and boom shitstorm in a pre-match conference/interview... Also I've seen an article saying Jose has wanted to demote her from her position for a while.. but I really doubt that, our medical team has been very good for so many years now, I doubt he'd want to disrupt a pretty settled and well working team.

Some amount of shite in this thread, anyone backing Mourinho really doesn't have a clue. He needlessly hit out at her. Let's say she doesn't do that the next time and a player is injured? Who's fault is it then? Hers for not going on because she's been instructed not to due to something to do with a counter attack or Jose's for being an absolute idiot and saying she shouldn't because of the footballing reason? He's just gone too far with this one tbf. The amount of grief Eva is getting for doing her job from some people on here is ridiculous. The sun might shine out of Mourinho's arse sometimes but he is wrong here. Sooner people realize that the fucking better.

We shouldn't be playing him at all in my opinion, considering van Ginkel and Ake are much better prospects. So never mind where he plays, he should have gone on loan instead of van Ginkel to Stoke.

Glad we didn't get him in 2010 or 2011 whenever it was he left Ajax and do not want him here at all. He is absolute shit.

Lets be honest, Chelsea's success has come playing as a more solid team with great defensive structure and shape than attacking instincts. I don't care how we play, we are successful playing a certain way and I'm proud of that to be fair. We as fans should support our team no matter how they play, not complain and not ask for prettier football... or prefer pretty football to trophies when we have built success playing our way.

Yes and they are called ungrateful cunts or Arsenal fans.

Pedro is twice the player any of those three are mate. He's hardly got the technical skill of Schurrle, Cuadrado or Salah... he was brought up playing in La Masia where there is an emphasis on close control, retaining possession and technical quality above physical qualities. He has 99 goals playing for Barca as a wide player. He is better than all of those 3 players by a country mile, there is no doubt who would make a better impact playing for Chelsea. Anyone who has seen him play knows he is an excellent dribbler, very versatile and is extremely strong with both feet to a high standard.

People forgetting the two years Dortmund won the league, Hummels was top class and by far the best CB in Germany. In fact I'm sure people who are now describing him as whatever probably would've welcomed him here with open arms. He is nowhere near Luiz in terms of stupidity and mistakes. Luiz has made numerous errors throughout the last 5 or 6 years of his career. Everyone makes mistakes, not like Hummels has played as bad as Luiz did v Germany or against Napoli under AVB or even against Barca in the CL last season? I've never seen a more naive central defender than Luiz in my life to be honest. .... but anyway John Stones against Watford, I rewatched some of the game, composed on the ball, always looking to play but very poor for the Ighalo goal, the guy absolutely done him with a feint thing and that backs my point he's not a 34M CB, I think any top center back would stay on their feet while closing the striker down faster... he could of cost Everton 3 points for a pretty rookie mistake. At times he looks like he might give up possession in vital areas of the pitch for his team, he needs to watch that sometimes, its all good playing out from the back but he sometimes overdoes it.

Why we didn't go for him from the start, I have no fucking idea.

I say we start betting on how many days Curly will take off this forum? Also start putting off bets on how many nipples Liquidator has... I reckon at least 5.

Tbf can we just ban people who want to take a sabbatical so they actually take the sabbatical? But na why all of a sudden are people turning into Jurgen Klopp with their fucking sabbaticals. You can have this thread, but you can't have Liquidator as your wife. Mainly because he must be shared with 'the lads'

Sabbatical away from a forum because of the Jose Mourinho thread spiralling out of control.... actually very pathetic to be fair... or should I have posted 'LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE JOSE FUCK SAKE YOU GREY HAIRED SEXY CUNT RUINING THE INTERNET FOR PEOPLE'

Sign him up, ridiculous how bad this window has been. United have out and bought top class players in Schweinsteiger and Schneiderlin and are looking at signing Pedro? Cmon 30M euros is a great price, snap him up before they do.

Put it this way remember when Guardiola made the fuss with his medical team? The knives were out on here for him from a few members and now Jose has made an issue with two of our medics and people are backing him???? Sorry I get why some people are saying people will blindly follow Jose and back him whatever. If it was Wenger/Pellegrini/Rodgers, it would be a huge fucking problem and people would find it funny they'd hit out at a medic for such a pathetic reason.

What is this football? Drawing 2-2... looking for a scapegoat so hitting out at a medic who was trying to do her job because Eden was off the pitch for 30 seconds? Yes this is football isn't it..... I love what Jose has done for the club but that is a joke. Now people are saying she has done something wrong or that she shouldn't have such a big social media following or this or that or whatever.. load of shite

It's only an issue because he went public and absolutely fucking slated Eva in a post match interview/press conference or whatever. Yet people think it's her fault for a facebook post? Fuck off, stupid cunts.

Usually I don't mind when Mourinho deflects the blame or whatever but we got lucky for it to even be 2-2 and he's being ridiculous blaming Eva when she tried to do her job. He should shut his mouth, do his job, which is improve the squad, win games and titles and get on with it. He has no need to get get angry with the medics. What if Hazard was seriously injured and she didn't do her job? By the way, the lack of urgency in the transfer market is ridiculous, I don't know if that's down to him or not but he should be pushing more and more. We looked pretty shite in pre-season other than the Barca/PSG games. John Stones is not an urgent need, getting Baba signed as well as a CM and a RW/number 10 is more pressing..

Pathetic decision from Mourinho. She was worried about our player, we fucked that game up and hes looking to deflect the blame.

Laporte is very promising. Typical French CB: tall, strong, athletic, good technically, confident coming out with the ball. I've not seen Umtiti since that year he scored the screamer against Spurs in the Europa League but like you've said a lot of other CBs out there. I don't know if it is just me but I'd really like to see us have a left footed CB play LCB when JT eventually comes out of the team on a regular basis.