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Lucío is far too old even for a Bosman. I think he is 35?

The picture of Piqué is much more homoerotic than the one with Abate. I think a player's boyfriend would care.

I'm drinking right now.

THAT'S MY THING DON'T STEAL MY THINGS.

Don't forget the wasted wank in 1984.

Which one are you in that video? Are you the ugly one?

i.e. We don't hate them because they are black we hate them because they are not ehtnically Russian.

Happy 'Perfect Excuse to Stay Drunk For A Week' Holidays.

Can bisexual Japanese men still play for Zenit? These are the questions that keep me up at night.

Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank.

Van Persie has already score 15 times this season.

Did any Everton player get more than six English caps this year? I'm actually curious.

An alleged rapist. This guy is last thing the PR department needs. Also he is a shit footballer. Give me Lisandro Lopéz over this joker any day of the week. Criminally underrated that Lucho is. Easily as talented as Tevez.

@SeB, @, Get some real literature. I could reccomend you a few out of my vast wisdom.

Worst moments 1. Moscow 2. Mourinho sacked 3. Wilkins sacked 4. Iniesta's goal 5. That game against QPR Best moments 1. Lampard's goal against Bolton 2. Didier Drogba's penalty against Bayern 3. Beating Liverscum in the FA Cup final 4. Drogba's 'offside' goal 5. The Double

Well I'm looking foward to this matchday.

I'll give an opposition view if you want one.

The English Football thread...Hmmm I didn't know that Swansea was in England...

Yeah, menacing words. Haha, that looks terrible in hindsight. Just don't ever think I'm not a proper supporter again.

They barely even care about Chelsea.

Did I not say that my fervour and passion for Chelsea is more intense or am I just imagining things again? Or are you just looking for flaws that you can nitpick to make yourself out as a superior fan? Did I say I'd support Brisbane over Chelsea? Hmmm, no I don't think I did; what I did say though is that I'd prefer Brisbane to win and I justified why. Do wish me to justify again? Well I'll elaborate even further: in Australia football is the fourth most popular team sport behing the two Rugby codes and Aussie Rules. An Australian team winning it, would boost it's popularity greatly. A boost in popularity means that more kids will get into the sport. The more kids that get into the sport the more likely the chance of an Australian superstar. And an Australian superstar will only boost the popularity further, thus starting the process once more. Though, my English heritage is strong (though sometimes I'm more than ashamed of it), I am an Aussie through and through and I'm very proud of my country and only want what's best for it. And you know what? I wake up at ungodly hours in the morning to watch Chelsea play and it's more than a pain in the arse, so the next time you call my status as in fan into question, you better fucking think twice. I had some more menacing words in here, but luckily I'm know the meaning of restraint.

He can support how many teams he wants to and whoever he wants to. I support a domestic Australian team (Brisbane Roar) - a team that will probably never even play Chelsea whether it be in competitive or friendly football, so should I just choose one team? But if it came down to it and it was the CWC even though I support Chelsea with much more passion and fervour, I'd still prefer Brisbane to win. Why? Because it would do more than good for football in Australia. In the grand scheme of things it would just be another trophy for Chelsea but for Brisbane it would mean so much more, in the short term and the long. But I digress.

What about Irish?

WARNING FANTASY TEAM 1. Mata is lazy as all hell on defence and always looks somewhat afraid to make challenges. He is clever enough to be a sole Number 10 (I refuse to use the term false 9). 2. Theo works hard out right, and will play essentially as a wide foward. 3. Eden works hard out left and just let him do whatever he wants. 4. César and Fabio are very dynamic fullbacks that can attack and defend all day. 5. Captain and Gazz work well together even though they are less talented than Luiz. 6. Moutinho and Lamps work hard. They can put in a tackle and pick a clever pass. 7. Busquets is the best DM in the world bar none. Just me having a wank. Leave me alone.