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Brilliant header. That is enough said.

Ahh, Lamps my favourite player of all time. I would like to see him sign a new contract. He just needs to accept a lesser role, the preperation of life without him should be started sooner rather than latter.

I love Morrissey. He really doesn't care what people think about him, he sticks by his guns and will fight for his beliefs. He is a twat through and through, but he makes music I like.

He missed Van Persie's head entirely. Useless.

Nothing is certain. He is human and prone to failure as much as anyone. You're acting like I said that he won't score, I did not say that. I said "if" which implies a chance for success and a chance for failure.

OH MY GOD I WAS TOO DRUNK TO WATCH THIS GAME FUCK MY LIFE

Future Captain. #fanboy

IF. Shutup you are as foreign to England as I am.

I could go on all day. I believe Mick Jones was also a Chelsea fan. I remember him talking about pestering Osgood for an autograph one day.

Eh, I don't really care about this guy.

Courtois will be the best keeper in the world at some stage. Trust me I'm a scientist.

Blue is my favourite colour. So that probably helps.

I prefer this one even though I can't remember what the previous looked like. Yes, I have been drinking.

Sadly the keyword being "could".

Smartarse.

I see you changed the notification pop up box. Everything changes at once..

Please, elaborate.

Fuck off Benteke. Seriously, fuck off cunt; keep your damn mouth shut.

I'd say that almost going bankrupt in the 80s was a terrible thing. But Matthew Harding's passing would probably clinch it.

What if Torres is inured tomorrow and we get to watch a whole month of no one up there? The amazing concept of the false nine to the rescue.

It's either: 1. Chelsea 2. Manchester City 3. Paris Saint Germain Why? Because I sincerely believe that none of the German teams would consider Mourinho. It's mainly the culture and media of the country that concern me, I feel he'll have a hard time there much like he did in Italy and to a lesser extent what's happening now in Spain. Munich and Dortmund would probably be the only teams to be able to afford him, and something about Bayern tells me they'd rather a former Bayern star or at very least German star to take the helm. Dortmund doesn't need Mourinho, and then as I said earlier teams like Schalke and Bayer can't really afford him. Why Chelsea? Well, for starters he has said he'd love to return to Chelsea one day, so that's a big tip. On the plus side he has mentioned that his relationship with Abramovic is fine now, they go over there will dispute and have put it behind them, so he'd probably be open for José to return also. Why ManCity? Mo' money, mo' problems. And Mancini is a muppet. Why Paris? Well, it's pretty much the same situation as ManCity. Ancellotti is a good manager much better than Mancini, but I've never thought him to be total world class. But the French Ligue is a strange one, absolute gold won week, trite the next. Why not ManUtd? I really don't think the Glazers would like Mourinho. They are all about profits and marketability, and Mourinho marketable as he is also bring a lot of bad publicity because of what he says and does, he also has a tendency to make enemies at other clubs. Besides, even ManUtd legends like Sir Bob aren't too sure about José at Old Trafford, they think he is too unstable and volatile for the job. Poking people's eyes, etc.

My town floods all the time (once every few years...). Thankfully, the leevee banks helps most parts and the gullies running through town help relieve the height of the water. Not too much property damage at all, thouhgh.

I don't buy the first two points at all. How's is Falcao going to do all that? He isn't bloody David Beckham.

Silva is incredibly hot and cold. When he plays well the team is twice as good but when it's his off day, he makes it hard.

Silva - Villa - Mata Would've been dynamite.