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Hmmm. It's close. Villa would probably be a better fit but Gonzalo is much younger and hasn't hit his peak yet. If they were both available for the same price, I'd go for Gonzalo.

Would bite Real Madrid's hand off for this one. I'd prefer him over practically anyone. I rate him really highly. REALLY.

@, I got FRIEND ZONED BY A GIRL THAT WAS FLIRTING WITH ME FOR WEEKS. SHE ASKED ME ON A DATE FIRST AND THEN CANCELED THEN I ASKED HER ON A DATE SHE AGREED BUT THEN SAID SHE COULDN'T GO BECAUSE SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. She is so damn attractive too. FUUCK. It's like getting an erection only for some wise ass to kick your square in the balls. You don't know me, you don't know what I'm about. Hahahahahahahaha. Oh wait, I'm laughing at myself.

I can't speak for Busquets at all. But he could be an ambitious fellow that wants to prove himself outside of Barcelona. He could be growing too content about playing in La Liga, and deserves a change of scenery to bring something new to his overall game. But the same could be said for any player.

8pm I'll see your Daylight Saving in hell. It's evil Communazi propaganda anyway.

Does SBS have the coverage rights?

Probably morning sickness. Men don't feel love.

Fucking brilliant weekend. 1. A terrible hangover on Saturday morning. I never ever get hangovers and I didn't even drink that much to warrant a hangover. 2. Friend zoned harder then ever before on Saturday. "You can come, Jake. But as a friend." WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? YOU FLIRT WITH ME FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AND TOP EVERYTHING OFF WITH THIS? 3. Had a rather nice BBQ with my mates, till they started watching Jersey fucking Shore. 4. Barely left the house on Sunday, not by choice, it's just that literally nothing was happening. 5. The dogs escaped the yard three times on Sunday. 6. I think I have some sort of sickness, I feel like shit. I'm not even that upset or anything and that's what's bothering me the most.

It's a stupid comic but the last two panels slayed me. So funny.

I haven't seen anything blatantly misogynistic. I have seen casual sexism and stereotypes (for both males and females) but nothing that actually advocates that hatred of females. For instance: The first is just ignorant sexism (and stereotype) but the second is full blown misogyny. They are both terrible but there is a distinction.

Yeah, my friends and I tend to talk like that amongst ourselves. I can not speak for them but I do a fair bit to restrain myself in the presence of those who may be offended. It's terrible but unfortunately it seems to be a integral part of the male psyche, whether it's due to nature or nurture I can not tell. There is a time and place for everything and sadly both missed the mark. But then again gender debates are a pain in the arse. What is more offensive? I'm leaving this debate now.

Touré cost around £25 million...Not that cheap...

Mikel played as a Attacking Midfielder during the 2005 Youth World Cup. He won the Silver Ball, with Lionel Messi winning the Golden Ball. Mikel should be converted to an AM because he played as one over seven years ago. He'd probably be the second best in the world too, it's only logical. Hitherto we should play Mikel at AM and buy Fellaini and play him at DM.

The friend zone is sincerely one of the worst feelings to experience. There aren't many things more emasculating.

British. I am from Britain. I am British. I am a Brit / Britisher / Briton. That should cover it.

Or if he was English. English players are gods compared to Irish, Northern Irish, Welsh and Scottish footballers. ENGLAND!

I like this guy. All cynical and pessimistic, my type of fella.

The long thin rod seems to be right up your alley. Bench that.

We see everything.

Cheers to Rafa for taking some tactical changes and experiments against Nord. Oscar and Luiz at CM. Paulo back on the pitch. Juan back in the middle. (I know he had played there in earlier games but today he was dominant). Changing the 4-2-3-1 into a 4-3-3. Good stuff.

Stuff like this makes me kind of despise the game. It just defeats the purpose, really. Good FK and header.

I can honestly say Ivan hasn't really impressed me since Carlo's reign. He was such a bear back then. He is my vote for worst player so far.

Because you touch yourself at night. You should be ashamed.

It's a hard thing to fine though isn't it? Without substantial proof that the team is tanking the club can just say they played like shite. Or we could just blame Platini like usual...corruption in UEFA, The Ukraine and Italy? Well, I never...

I hate to say it but that was a very old school Torres goal.