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Camacho is very much midfield workhorse. He gets around and does all the dirty work while passing to the foward players. Much like Xabi Alonso. Isco is practically a foward. Don't know why Valencia ever sold him. I think both of their release clauses are around £18 million.

Ignacio Camacho of Malaga, anyone?

I'd almost call him a Deep Lying Foward rather than an Attacking Midfielder. I remember at the start of the season I said that Mata would break the 20 goal and 20 assists threshold, I got some strange looks for it!

Under Mourinho.

I would gladly take Coentrao over Cole. Love Cole, but he is getting on and I think his ankle is finally getting the better of him.

That is the second time I've seen that. And the second time I'll ask whoever posted it to put it in fucking spoiler tags. I didn't want to see it the first time, I didn't want to see the second.

And they are English Australians too I might add.

In other words

Nobody cares about Eastern Europe. That place is already hell.

Well, I have a slight headache and am desperate need to shave my face. However I believe I will need to eat breakfast shortly. Than afterwards I think I'll keep playing Bioshock, I'm close to the finish!

I don't belive in gods or kings. I believe in man. This was no act of providence, there were no little strings pulling the hands of men. The players won this because they were superior. Regardless, it wan interesting read.

If you really want to save cash and wages, go for players in the nPower Championship.

Haha, I know it's the feminine article, that is what I said it.

I haven't gone outside yet today, I'll get back to you. Nope, the weather is still taunting us with the prospect of rain. Fuck droughts.

You guys are all blind fools. Aiden Huzzah has at least 29 assists in the League.

I'm just fucking gutted those bastards scored against us. Makes you feel dirty doesn't it? Like you've been violated.

Lucky you.

Sacrebleu! Landreu? No, no, no. Champagne? Oui, oui, oui. Cognac? Monsieur, oui!

I hate playing this team.

I know, I know Bleacher Report. But give it a read. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1450478-modern-football-explaining-the-fall-of-kaka-ganso-and-the-rise-of-arturo-vidal

Moutinho is such a perfectly rounded player. A incredible example of what it means to be a modern footballer. Attacking MF, Centre MF, and Defensive MF he can play it all and will even play out wide as a winger if needed. He can pass, shoot, tackle, intercept, take set pieces, dribble and run around all day. He is in sublime physical shape playing around 40-50 per season and rarely if ever succumbs to injury. You've all seen what Yohan Cabaye and Mikel Arteta can do, well Moutinho can do all that just as well if not at a higher standard. Moutinho's only weakness is his height which is only 170cm (haha, even I'm taller than him!) which is even shorter than Mata. However he is of a stockier build than Juan and is probably stronger than him (albeit not by much).

It's not the first time jounalist's have done this. They did they exact same thing to AVB in Napoli.

Some of those tackles he put in made me proud. Especially that one on that Brown twat.

Does anyone else get the feeling that Cavani is the type of striker José would love to have?

Give this man a contract. I'll pay for the paper and ink if I have to.