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It would be great for him to leave on a high like that.

So what is it? He knew that Dortmund would have won even if Jupp used superior tactics or he didn't want to risk injuries to key players? Don't you dare choose both because you have given two different reasons at two different times (nobody likes a hypocrite). Besides, I seem to remember Jupp playing a very strong side at the DFB Pokal.

It's pretty sad that Jupp has so little faith in his team. Faith inspires. Bayern lost to Dortmund four times in a row before the Pokal. Dortund won. Chelsea lost to Liverpool four times in a row before the FA Cup. Chelsea won.

He needs a haircut, shave and he needs to get rid of that monobrow. Seriously.

8 Goals in 64 games. I don't know...

The cunts. It was a joke, of course.

I love that his name is 'Mystic Nick'. Llamas are certainly the last thing I think of as 'mystic'.

It's pretty obvious that ManCity need more Attacking Midfielders and Strikers. I can't name one in there current squad.

We are Mormons so naturally we practise polygamy. It just died naturally.

I'm your man. Besides, that damn octopus died after the World Cup so I bet this llama will die after Chelsea wins.

I'm telling you I'm a genius when it comes to tactics or... ...maybe you just don't get my sense of humour

Frank Lampard should be the manager. He speaks Latin and has an IQ of 293. Capello would be good for two or three years.

I support this 100%. Why on earth would a llama lie?

I am LOVING THIS SO MUCH! I will literally drool at my mouth if AVB gets Liverpool relegated.

The wouldn't be criticising me after I win the Euros with 100% clean sheets and an average score of 5.

He wouldn't if I was the French Coach (and I should be).

I'd take Nasri out. Nasri is like a decapitated rooster, he just runs around a lot which leads to nothing. I'd rather Gourcuff (no matter how terrible he has been) and Martin.

I would also be sad. Being a sensitive soul does that.

Those Ballon D'or winners aren't good enough for you?

Who could he be compared to? Pavel Nedved? Luis Figo?

I don't know about anyone else but I would like to beat Bayern by scoring more goals.

This is a joke.

TOMO CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HYPNOTOAD!

Ribery already has. That was the prostitute he sleeped. Karim and Govou also had a go.

They need someone that can bully the Midfield, they don't need a dribbler and flair player. Roy Kean esque.