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Does that mean anything?

I love how people only refer to Torres as either: Flaxen Haired Assassin. Golden Haired Boy Sunshine Haired Demi God Lady Boy Yellow Furball Mix and match to create your own pet name for the great number nine of South West London.

I wonder how many people will change their avatar to a photo of Ba.

He wears #29...

BA! BA! HE IS BIG! HE IS BLACK! HE HAS TWO LETTERS ON HIS BACK!

Weird. I was just on the Chelsea site and it hadn't been updated. Is that a scar on the middle of his forehead?

Go to the actual youtube page. You can turn on subtitles, but I'm not sure how accurate they are. But do you really have a hard time understanding us?

Maybe he can change, but I doubt it. I think he might be too poisonous at the moment. I seem to recall him throwing a bit of a tantrum when he subbed off during the Euros, though that may have been Nasri, or Ben Arfa.

Assualt and arrested. http://www.caughtoffside.com/2012/05/02/arsenal-target-yann-mvila-arrested-following-assault-on-teenager/

Australia was almost colonised by the French. About a week (or so) before Captain Cook arrived to set scout things out and set up camp at Botany Bay, the French were snooping about in a less nice place of NSW, they decided it wasn't worth it and left. But 200 years before the Dutch were scouting out Western Australia, which is dominated by large cliffs and deserts. They decided it wasn't worth it and left. Can you imagine our accent in French? That would be funny as all hell.

I think we all want to see McEachran wear the number 8 one day. This whole saga is quite depressing. It all seems so surreal.

It's Ballon D'or, gosh. Learn to speak Français like the rest of us Anglophones. God.

M'Vila. He is a criminal. I think he has been arrested for assualting a minor and domestic violence. He pouts and causes trouble when he doesn't get his way. He will not put in 100% if he isn't happy. He disobeys club and national policy. He was banned for two years for going to night clubs instead of training sessions. In other words he is like Gallas except even more of a twat. He is typical of the modern day French (sorry France, SeB and Peace) footballer, huge ego, bratty attitude, poor sportsmanship, doesn't gel with team mates, etc. Get Etienne Capoue, instead.

Italian clubs have the worst transfer policies.

I like to read it as "Gonzalo" because I find the word "Gonzalo" incredibly fun to say and type. Gonzalo.

The only part I can agree with is sitting down with my iPod turned on and my headphones in listening to music whilst staring out the window with a broody expression. Much like a modern James Dean I am.

This is all I've got to say about Yaya.

No. Besides he is out injured for over a month.

I think people shouldn't compare Chalobah to Yaya Touré. Touré is a cunt, Chalobah is not.

Is it pronounced 'Mee Ka' or 'My Ka'. I can never remember.

He is a very powerful winger. Strong, tall, fast. Physically he is like Cristiano Ronaldo. My biggest problem is that I don't think he can beat players with technique, he needs his pace to do so. Giggs was fast as all hell, but he could still beat a player using a bit of trickery and technique. I'm not too sure Bale is capable of that. He might become useless if he loses his pace, much like our golden haired demi god. I can't stand how he presents himself to the media. He has a pathological need to argue and justify with the media that he isn't one of those 'foreign diving types'.

I'm not too sure about the tactics or the formation but the midfeild of Oscar, Capoue and Cabaye could be incredible.

Hnag on a sec, I'm going to go offline for five minutes. Ba will score on his debut, and go on a ten match dry streak, then score five hattricks in a row.

I'm not getting all my notifications; seems I miss every second, like, quote, mention, etc.