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My notifications say you have quoted me. I bet you edited it.

I for one would love our shirt sponsor to say 'Russian Mafia'. How badass would that be? The haters would not know how to react.

Fergie shouldn't fuck with BVB. That would piss me off.

Everyone should be ashamed.

You should also send Schalke a Nazi Flag, being Hitler's favourite club. If we are going to be wankers we may as well do it properly. Everyone is so panicked, fuck Manchester City. There I said it, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, fuck ManCity. They may be able to outspend Chelsea but Chelsea can outspend then other 18 teams.

Frank Lampard Joe Cole Ashley Cole Gary Cahill All signed from 'lesser' clubs.

So many long serving players retiring or leaving their clubs.

I think they have confused Chelsea with Marseille.

Apocryphal.

Rossi not De Rossi. De Rossi Rossi

B-but one is a Foward and the other a Midfielder...

Rangers. Yes, I am that arrogant to suggest that.

Some quotes have thrown out sums around €22 Million. Comparisons to Baggio shouldn't be taken lightly, I think he has the potential.

I almost started crying when I saw Del Piero and the AC Milan Old Guard's emotions. I'm a sensitive soul.

Emanalo is a boss.

He comes across as a really quiet and introverted guy, so it's no suprise he isn't aggressive on the pitch.

I very confident he will have a superb 12/13 season.

I don't think that but without Rossi he is feeding off scraps.

Have it, Messi. I'm nearly half a foot taller than you. I don't care about your footballing skills, I'm taller, so ha!. I'm short and stocky like Maradona and Aguero. I'm 72kg but by no means obese, but I do carry some extra package around my gut. I think I'm the same height as Mata. If I lost all my extra packaging I would probably weigh about 67kg.

It's still taller than me!

You have to appreciate the fact that he was struggling without Rossi.

You live in Valencia? I'm jealous.

They seem to have a Pro-Domestic mentality in Brazil at the moment, no doubt induced by Neymar and promoted to hell and back by Pélé. If Hulk was playing in the Brazil League he would have quite a few more caps right now. In my humble opinion, anyway.

The final boss of the Internet appears...It's time for this Space Cowboy to vamoose.

I can see what you mean. But I'm sure Hulk is an intelligent guy and can understand why club sacked AVB. Besides, Hulk is a player and AVB is a manager.