Spike

Does it mean "pull out"? I hear @We Hate Scouse, isn't too good at that...

It's a great show. Trust me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGRJgSeS9ZE

What does it mean? In English it's a bit like this...

It's just so hilairous to me because I know people that dress like that. His hair is a mullet. Very common in Australia about 20 years ago, extinct now.

I fucking love Black Books. Dylan Moran is in it.

Fuck off, cider drinking drongo. Not even a man, I bet you don't even have chest hair.

FOOTBALL

They are incredibly common in Austrlia, Everyone uses them. I have several right here in my room. Stubby coolers, they are called.

It's such a stupid language though. They don't even pronouce half the letters in words.

French is pointles when you already speak God's Language. Jesus spoke English, Queen Victoria taught him.

Well I am an Aussie.

I'm a busy man being member of the month and all. I've no time to read things carefully. I will never read it as DIONSA. ONCE SPIKE STARTS HE DOESN'T STOP

Tell us a story, dinosa.

If I was De Gea I would have banged that Spanish bird. David Mitchell...I'm not sure what to think about that.

Yet, I'm the the one with the golden letters and crown. I'm like Napoleon if he wasn't a Frog.

I thought you were quoting this. You're a drongo.

What is this 'best answer' stuff I'm seeing in this thread?!

You want to witness the violence inherent in the system?

What? Your diginity?

Terry in my mind was succesful under Mou for three reasons. 1. He is a world class CB reggardless. 2. Carvalho is a world class CB. 3. Carvalho + Terry is a perfect combination of contrasting defensive styles. Mata is so much better than Ozil it's ridiculous. Ozil can not finish to save his life and is inconistent as anything. Mikel is more simlar to Khedira than Ramires. Mikel would play in Khedira's position at Madrid. We have absolutely no one that plays like Alonso, that is why so many people want to sing Benat. De Bruyne could be like Alonso... It's insane how many Madrid players have regressed this season. Ozil and Di Maria have been so terrible. This is how I see Chelsea under Benetiz Target Man (Ba) Attacking Midfielder (Hazard) - Attacking Midfielder (Mata) - Winger (Moses) Box To Box (Luiz) - Anchorman (Mikel) Fullback (Cole) - Centreback (Cahill) - Centreback (Ivanovic) - Fullback (Azpilcueta) Goalkeeper (Cech) Going foward the team is strong albeit a tad unbalanced. The midfield is very weak. There is no clever long passer. I actually think a partnership of Alonso (Benat) and Mikel would be brilliant. The defence is very strong. I actually think Cahill and Ivanovic is a solid pairing not great, but I trust them more than the partnership of Pepe and Ramos (booth loose cannons like Luiz...). And Cech is one of the best in his position. Easily top one.

Yes, Fiorentino Pires it is.

Fuck, now I'm going to have to buy this seasons kit with Lamps 8 on the back.

It's less Mourinho and entirely Fiorentino Perez. I hate that name, Perez. Reminds of things I hate. Bitch.

Besides Luiz and Ivanovic I don't think our defenders are that aggressive. Azpilicueta, Cole, Cahill, Terry, Bertrand seem to be calmer and rely more on patient anticipation. Mikel isn't aggressive at all, he isn't meant to be. He is meant to be the calm headed destroyer like Makélélé but Mou like those sorts also. This is how I see Madrid. Deep Lying Foward (Benzema) Outside Foward (Ronaldo) - Attacking Midfielder (Ozil) - Winger (Dí María) Playmaker (Alonso) - Anchorman (Khedira) Wingback (Marcelo) - Centreback (Pepe) - Centreback (Ramos) - Fullback (Arbeloa) Goalkeeper (Casillas) Benzema has great technical skills and he drops deep a lot to help dictate play and hold onto possession. Ronaldo cuts in, shoots and then fixes his hair. We all know how he plays. Dí María once a upon a time was a magnificent winger. Worked rather hard and put in a lot of assists.He is meant to say out wide stretch defences but he doesn't. He just shoots a lot because he is a moron. A complete idiot. Ozil, is meant to be all about the through balls and technical side of the game. He is slow, can't defend, has less stamina than me. He has been terrible lately. Alonso is a beast. Fucking best player in this team. Khedira unlike a lot of them has improved a lot. He has incredible stamina and work rate. Really gets stuck in on defence, but he occasionaly bombs foward. Marcelo is fast, technical and likes to kick people in the shins. A very dirty player, but effective. Pepe and Ramos like to kick people to. Even more so than Marcelo. This combination does not work because they both get red faced and rush off the defensive line to kick players. Red cards waiting to happen. Arbeloa...eh..what can I say? He is a solid defender and will work hard. Benzeam, Ronaldo, Dí María and Marcelo are also really pacey. Another thing that Mou loves.